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"You got my thirteen year old son pregnant?!" an enraged Minato yelled as he threw things at Itachi who skillfully dodged each and everyone of them.
"Thirteen? I though he was twelve." Obito said, getting a glare from Naruto and Itachi.
"That's even worse!" Minato roared and the others laughed.
"Oh calm down Minato. They're happy and that's all that matters." Kushina giggled.
"Why aren't you angry!?" he exclaimed.
"Oh but look at our Naru-chan. Who wouldn't want to bang him the first time they had the chance?" she said with a happy glee, making his jaw drop.
"Kushina!" he yelled.
"I like your mother more." Itachi whispered to the blushing blonde, who just smacked him away and went to go get something to eat, mumbling something about perverted Uchihas.
The rest of the party went by happily and Minato and Kushina had to leave. They wished the couple a happy life and thanked everyone there for being there for their son. Minato left with a threat that he would haunt Itachi if he ever tried to hurt his son, which left the almighty Uchiha a bit spooked out at the though of being haunted.
"Now go out and don't come back until you guys have a great time." Deidera said, throwing out the blonde and raven. Itachi and Naruto lived in a large mansion, with a lot of rooms, which was why everyone there was sleeping over. Deidera kicked the couple out, saying they should enjoy themselves for the rest of the night, alone.
"So, where do you want to go?" Naruto asked they began walking down the slightly empty streets. They were both still wearing their party kimonos. Itachi hummed as he held his hand and brought him to the hot spring.
"Its practically empty now, so we don't have to worry about people interrupting us." he smirked, pulling him into a kiss, which the blonde happily returned. Itachi cut them off suddenly and seem to be glaring at an empty spot.
"Itachi?" Naruto whined, wondering why he stopped.
"I need to take care of something. I'll met you inside." he said, quickly kissing him.
"Don't take too long and please don't make a commotion," he whispered the last part, then he went inside.
"Its getting really annoying how you people kept following us. Doesn't Konoha have anything better to do, like fighting a war they'll obviously lose?" he said and instantly, four figures came into view.
"Itachi Uchiha."
"If it isnt the Yondaime's most incompetent student, his child abonding sensei, a stupid pink haired slut and my spoiled broading brother. What do I owe you all for this great meeting?"
"We...just came to see if there was an Uchiha family here like the rumours said." Jiraiya said.
"We know your innocent so now you can come back to your home, Konoha." Sakura said stupidly. Itachi didn't even bother looking at her, seeing that she wasn't someone important.
"What do you want?" he hissed his patient running low.
"I-Is it true? T-That your innocent?" Sasuke asked, looking at his brother and flinched at his cold glare
"You know, its not very nice to listen in on people's conversations, especially at a place your not welcomed to." he said, making their eyes widen.
"You knew?" Kakashi said in disbelieve, making the older raven almost scoff at their stupidity. Every adult there was at least S-rank, except the Harukage and Rin, who were A-rank. Kyouki didn't count.
"We want you to come back to Konoha." Jiraiya stated.
"Why should we? You people threw us out when it was convenient for yourself, but when you need us, we're welcomed all of a sudden, Or is your desire to make my children powerful 'tool' that appealing to you?" he said, further shocking them.
"W-We didn't mean..." Sakura began but was cut off when he glared at her and said,
"Tsukuyomi." and she fell unconscious. He hated Sakura with a passion because of each time she insulted or hit his blonde. He would have easily killed her, but that was WAY too mercifully.
"What did you do!?" Kakashi exclaimed.
"She was a nuisance, just like the three of you. Now leave. I believe you know very well that Konoha isn't welcomed here. Go take your friends, and never return." he said darkly, his EMS spinning wildly.
"We want to talk to Naruto. You can't make decisions for him." Jiraiya said.
"Naruto would want to help Konoha. Its his home and he's always loved it." Sasuke said.
"Foolish little brother and sannin. Please pray tell me why would he listen to the one who abandoned him or the one who got him banished?" he questions, making them look down. "Beside, he's never loved Konoha. Why would he love a place that has done nothing but hate and abuse him?"
"You don't know Naruto. He would never-" Kakashi began but was cut off.
"Are you trying to tell me that I don't know my own spouse? The one who doesn't know him is you Kakashi. You did spend so much time with my pathetic brother so its no wonder." Itachi glared. These people were seriously getting on his nerves. He and his little blonde Kitsune were suppose to have an amazing kid-free night, but noooo these idiotic delusional Konoha shinobi had to ruin it.
"Itachi? What's taking so long?" they heard Naruto's voice.
"Nar-" Sasuke began but was knocked out by a kick tot he stomach by Itachi. Sensing danger, Kakashi moved to dodge an attack to his head, but was too slow, so he too fell unconscious.
"Leave. Now!" he hissed to Jiraiya, who simple sighed and picked the three up with the help of clones and left in a shushin. He didn't want a conflict to occur and just wanted to talk, but the members of team seven just had to ruin it.
"Do you want us to go after them now taicho?" an ANBU asked, kneeling.
"No, let's see what they'll do. Your dismissed." Itachi said.
"Hai!" and they left. The ANBU and other shinobi in the Spring country already knew about the arrival of the Konoha team, but Itachi, the commander of the ANBU and most shinobi forces, told them not to do anything. he wanted to know what exactly they were doing there. He had spent the past years covering their tracks and covering all rumors, but the knew it would be sooner or later that people would know about them. No one was going to take his family away from him, especially back stabbing people from Konoha. He let the entire area and went in to the hot spring and was welcomed by a beautiful sight.
'Defiantly worth living for.' he thought, before claiming his blonde
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Its been two days since the party. Nagato and Konan had gone back to Ame, since Nagato became the Amekage and six thirteen year olds were excepted into taking the chuunin exams. Only problem was, the chuunin exams were in Kumo a kekkei genkai hungry village and Konoha was going to be there.
"Naru-chan~ I don't want them going to Kumo! Why can't they go next year~!" Deidra whined. He and Naruto were really close friends, seeing on another as brothers. Like Naruto, he had given birth, but because it was normal in his clan. It was sorta why they were seen as outcast, but here in the Spring country, no one looks at them weirdly and their children call them 'kaa-san', which Deidera was against at first, but gave up later on. They were at the park with their youngest children under the age of eight, the ones that weren't in the academy.
"Me neither, but sooner or later people are going to find out about us. Kyouki-nee and Tohru did a lot for us, so did Gaara, Nagato and others, but I think we knew that we couldn't hide forever." Naruto said, watching their children play.
"*sighs* I suppose. Are you going to go?" he asked looking at his fellow blonde.
"The last part. The third round. That's when we get to se actually matches. You're coming too right?" making him grin
"Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm just glad that Hidan isn't going to be their sensei anymore. I swear I'm just lucky none of them started rapping and what not already." Deidera huffed, making the younger blonde laugh. Hidan had become the sensei for his twins and Mei, Obito and Rin's eldest child. Rin had stated over and over, quiet physically that she didn't want her daughter to start cussing, or any such thing in front of a lady. Speaking of Rin, she would usually come out with them, but was held up at the hospital, so the brought along her son, Kenji, to play with the other children. Kyouki and her three younger children didn't make it today either.
"My kids managed to get on the same team, but have Kisame as a sensei. It isn't bad, but...I feel sorry for him. Reaaaallllly feel sorry for him." Naruto said, remembering all the trouble and problems that they put him throught.
"Pfft, those pranks were hilarious!" Deidera laughed and they continued talking about various things.
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Hiding nearby, was the Konoha team, minus Sakura and Ino, who was watching over her pink haired friend, as they listened into the conversation.
"So, when do we talk to him?" Tenten asked.
"It looks like its getting late. They should be leaving soon. We should confront him then." Chouji said.
"But there's another troublesome blonde with him. An S-rank shinobi. We have to somehow separate them." Shikamaru pointed out.
"So we wait until Naruto goes home." Hinata finalized.
"Well we don't have to wait too long, since they're leaving." Kiba said and sure enough they saw them all starting to leave. The Konoha shinobi were so sure that Naruto would return, that he would help them, that everything would go their way. Too bad they were too stubborn, so they'll learn the hard way.
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"Hikari, Akane, Haru, Kenji, Shin, Ryuu! Its time to leave!" Naruto yelled, as Deidera picked up his youngest daughter, Yuna.
"Do we have too?" Akane whined.
"Yea, can't we stay a bit longer?" Ryuu followed.
"Sorry kids, its getting late. Don't you see that almost everyone went in." Deidera said.
"We'll come back tomorrow if you want." Naruto suggested and they all cheered.
"Can we go to the new water park? Shin asked.
"My mom said that we'll go, right?" Kenji said.
"Hai, hai. We'll go. Come on you guys. We'll drop Kenji home since his place is the closest. Rin should be home by now." Deidera said, getting a nod from Naruto.
"Arigato kaa-san!" Hikari exclaimed and he ruffled her hair.
"Your welcome Hika-chan." he said as he picked Haru up. "So, did you guys have fun today?"
"Hai! We played ninja with the other children!" Kenji smiled. His mother might not have been there, but they were still all family.
"But Hikari and Akane weren't allowed to use their sharingan." Shin said.
"Yea, it would have been unfair." Ryuu added.
"What about you, Yuna? Haru?" Deidera asked.
"We made a big sand castle!" Yuna answered, waving her arms, making them all laugh. As they reached a desert part of the village, they were surrounded by unknown figures.
"Is there a problem here?" Naruto asked darkly as he and Deidera stood protectively around the children.
"Now, now, we didn't come here for a fight. We just want to talk." said one of them, revealing to be Jiraiya and one by one they were each revealed to be apart of the Konoha team, along with Sakura and Ino, who joined them later on.
"What the hell is Konoha scum doing here?" Deidera hissed.
"Shut it Iwa freak! We're here for Naruto." Kiba yelled.
"Watch your mouth you filthy mutt." Naruto growled. "I don't quite like the way you spoke to my friend here." stunning them
"But we're your friends too!" Sakura exclaimed.
"You people are enemies to the country. Konoha isn't allowed here. What makes you think I won't call for ANBU?" he said darkly.
"Naruto look, we just need your help. Konoha needs your help. We're in the middle of a war and we're going to lose." Jiraiya pleaded.
"So? I don't quite see how that's my problem."
"C-Come Naruto. Konoha is your home. People will except you when they know your the Yondaime's son." Ino pleaded.
"And I should care? I have a life here. A family and there's nothing that would change it." he said firmly.
"Yea! Get the hell away from us you disgust Konoha people!" Akane exclaimed.
"Right! No one wants you here!" Ryuu exclaimed.
"*gasp* kaa-chan, those ones over there. They were talking to Kei-nii, Rika-nee and Ren-nii when it was your birthday!" Haru aid.
"What?! Did they do anything?" Naruto asked.
"I don't know. Kei-nii said we should leave." he said and then stuck his tongue out at the Konoha team.
"Naruto, we can be together. Tsunade said she'll left the banishment. Isn't that what you always wanted?" Sasuke said.
Silence.
"Eh!?" Naruto and Deidera said together.
"What the hell is he talking about?" Deidera said.
"Bets me. I think he's really gone mad." Naruto shrugged.
"Didn't you like Sasuke? You always have." Kakashi said in confusion.
"What made you come to that conclusion? Last time I checked, I didn't quite exist to you." he hissed, making him flinch.
"Why the hell would our mom like a weird emo like him?! Our dad is ten time better than that duckass weirdo!" Akane exclaimed, with Naruto nodding.
"So, you've never like Sasuke?" Hinata asked.
"Why does everyone think I like the bastered!?" Naruto sighed in frustration. "I don't even like any of you here!" he yelled, making them cringe.
"Yare, yare. If Itachi were to here this, it put the boy in a horrible Tsukuyomi. Protective bastered that's what he is." Deidera muttered, getting a play smack from Naruto.
"Sasori isn't any better. He'd probably turn them into human puppets. They're both crazy hat way."
"But we still love them either way." Deidera grinned.
"Damn straight we do!" he returned the grin.
"Look, can we just talk?" Jiraiya said. Naruto closed his eyes and then opened them.
"Deidera, get them out of here. I'll talk to them." he said, and Deidera was about to protest when he added the word, "Alone"
"Come kids and mind the crazy people." Deidera said, but Akane never moved.
"I'm not living mommy with these people! There from Konoha, and Konoha did bad things to him. Grandma Kushina said that everyone in Konoha is EVIL!" she hissed. Naruto just smack his forehead. He remembered when his mother had taught not only his children but ALL the children there that Konoha was an evil and vile place and that if they were to ever encounter any one from that place, they should beat them to a bloody pulp. Needless to say, they all took her teachings to heart.
"Akane, its alright. I'll be back soon, alright?" Naruto said, kissing her forehead, making her grumble put followed the rest.
"Now, then. I do believe that you all know that your not welcomed here. What makes you think I won't call ANBU to alert that your here?" he grinned at their shocked faces.
"H-hey now Naruto, we're friends here aren't we?" Kiba sputtered.
"Friends? Last time I checked, I was nothing more than a punching bag and someone to insult." he hissed, making them cringe at his dark behavior. "Now I will say this again. What. Do. You. Want."
"Konoha needs your help-"
"I don't care. It can burn to the ground for all I care." he shrugged, "You know, its not quite nice to listen in on people's conversations. So I assume you already know everything?"
"So you did know." Neji said.
"Of course. Do you really think I'll let some random enemies come and harm MY family?" he said, raising an eye brow. "Leave now. This is your last warning." he said and turned to leave, but noticed he couldn't move
"I'm sorry Naruto, but we need to bring you back." Shikamaru said. Naruto just sighed.
"To think Konoha is still as selfish as ever." and then began to move, much to everyone's shock. He snapped his fingers and instantly, they all fell on the ground and couldn't feel their chakra.
"H-How...?" Chouji asked as they were all surrounded by ANBU.
"Pfft please. We knew you were all here since the moment you entered the boarder. I have the best barrier system known ya know." he grinned.
"I do believe that I told you people that I would kill any Konoha shinobi that comes by into my country." they heard a voice, which turned out to be Kyouki.
"H-Hime, please we need help for the war." Jiraiya exclaimed.
"Last time I saw things, the war with Konoha was not my problem, nor is it that of my younger brother's. ANBU! Take them to the dungeons! They will face their consequences tomorrow. I'm too tired to deal with them." they bowed and began cuffing them each. Each one of hem were pleading, calling out to Naruto's name, just as Itachi came and hugged him from behind to take him away. He could help but smirk as he saw the looks of hurt and betrayal on their faces, especially the broken look on his younger brother. This point was way to easy to pass, so he mouthed,
'You lose.' and then walked away. It took Sasuke all his self control to not lung at the blonde for betraying him, and even more when he saw Itachi kissing, what he still believed to be his. But the last comment made him lose all control and he yelled and cursed at the couple, all rationality lost as he passed the ANBUs and lunged at his brother. Itachi, sensing danger, quickly snaked his arm around Naruto's waist and pulled him away from danger, as he took his other hand and smashed it into the younger raven's face, skidding him to an ANBU.
"How dare you! You attack a citizen of this country, my brother no less!" Kyouki shouted. "You better hope I don't declare war on Konoha, because you'll know Kiri and Suna will also be dragged into this. Kumo might join as well. Take them away!" she said and they vanished in shushin.
"That was pretty fun." she said, turning to the couple, making Naruto grin and Itachi smirk.
"It sure was." Naruto replied, "See ya nee-chan!" he waved as the two departed.
"So, Naruto, what's this about my brother saying you liked him?" Itachi teased
"Oi, oi! Don't tell me you actually believe that?! I don't know where he got that from. Your brother is really delusional dettebayo!" Naruto huffed, making the older raven chuckle as they walked to get their children from Deidera.
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The Konoha team was bounded and in the darkest dungeons in the country. All of them had looks of panic, hurt or betrayal on their faces. None of them really thought that the blonde would turn them in, but thinking back at the way they treated him and how the easily blamed him for hurting Sasuke, it was no wonder. He had a peaceful life here and they had gone and disturbed it. Suddenly they heard foot step coming towards them, and thought that they would be escorted to see the princess, but imagine their surprise when they saw an angry, yet sadistic looking Uchiha looking at them all.
"It was unwise for you all to come here. But at the same time, its a good thing." he said, making them look at him, puzzled.
"A good thing?" Shikamaru asked.
"Yes, a good thing. Each and everyone of you were involved in my blonde's suffering," he began making them sweat, eyes of shock and fear written all over, "Its time you paid the price."
The chilling screams and pleads of merry were heard throughout the dungeon and some of the ANBU station there shock their head, feeling sorry for the prisoners.
You don't mess with what belongs to taicho.
That was a rule they followed by heart.