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(A/N): LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! IT'S TIME FOR A ASS WHOOPIN'!

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Chapter 89: The Immortals Fall

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"Don't worry. I'll kill this fucktard nice and good. Jashin-sama will be getting a worthy sacrifice today." he said darkly as he smiled psychotically. Cole smirked from behind his mask and motioned Hidan with his left. "Well come on then. I want to see how many pieces I can cut you into before you actually die."

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Hidan scowled at Cole. "I will show you the absolute wrath of Jashin you heathen. How about we share the most excruciating pain together!" he cackled as he dashed forward towards Cole with his three bladed scythe raised above his head. Cole scoffed at the man and readied the Tekihocho. When Hidan got within ten feet of Cole he sneered and threw his scythe at the Rinnegan barer. Cole simply batted it away with the flat of his blade and stood his ground as Hidan continued to advance. At the last possible moment before getting into Cole's striking range Hidan dashed backwards and channeled chakra into the cable connected to his scythe.

The scythe stopped in mid air and rocketed back towards Cole from the side. Cole however just raised his hand towards the Jashinist and pulled him to him with a wordless 'Bansho Tennin'. The technique caught Hidan in mid air as he flew back towards Cole just in time for his body to block the scythe for Cole. "Aaahhahaaaahhhh!" Hidan yelled in pain as his own scythe stabbed into him and nearly cut him in two. But Cole would have none of that. He grabbed the handle of the scythe and in one quick and fluid motion finished bisecting the pale haired Jashinist.

Kakazu growled at Hidan's incompetence as he watched his partner be cut in two. He knew HE would have to sew him up later after he killed this fool who had challenged them. "Ah! Dammit this REALLY HURTS! You fucking sack of shit! Dammit it hurts! I hope Jashin tortures you for the rest of eternity you dick sucking son of a bitch!" Hidan ranted as his upped body started to crawl to his lower body. "Quiet the mouth on you there. Don't worry, I can fix that." Cole said as his right eye began to twitch. And with that he swung his cleave and cut Hidans head in two, one solid slash from ear to ear, cutting the potty mouths mouth in half.

Kakuzu couldn't help but chuckle at Hidans rage filled eyes as the top of his head slid across the clearing floor. "You know, why didn't I ever try that." He mused as for now all Hidan could do was give evil glares with what was left of his head, and try to keep what was left of his brain from sliding out of it. Cole turned to Kakuzu and pointed his sword towards him. "Well, looks like you're next Kakuzu. Any last words?" he said in a casual tone. Kakuzu chuckled at Cole's confidence and removed his Akatsuki cloak to reveal his absolutely fucked up body. "Just that I'm gonna enjoy how much money your head is worth." he said before his body began to morph and dark grey thread protruded from his mouth, head, arms, and legs. Four creature made of the threads formed from his back and were all wearing masks. "No, DIE!" he roared as all for of the thread monsters charged at Cole.

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Yugito and her team were running threw the mountain forests that dotted the landscape between Kaminari no Kuni and Hi no Kuni. She was leading a squad of Chunin on a routine border patrol mission when her senses suddenly screamed danger. Moments later they felt an enormous amount of killing intent and soon after that the shock wave of a massive explosion.

She looked to her team and they all nodded and confirmed they were ready to go. "Alright lets go check it out!" she ordered and started off towards the site of the explosion.

After about two minutes of full speed running her and her team arrived at the site of the explosion and couldn't believe what they were seeing. Four strange creatures made of some sort of thread were attacking an all too familiar man to Yugito. They had arrived just in time to see the Oracle to cut one of the masked monsters in half, while breaking the mask it wore. The beast let out a small shriek and fell into a lifeless heap of thread. The three other beasts backed off a small distance till they stood next to a man that looked like he was half human, and half of one of those beasts.

The man growled at the Oracle. "You killed one of my hearts...how did you know to do that?" the man growled furiously. The Oracle pointed his blade towards the man and chuckled loudly. "I am called the Oracle. And I just so happen to know a great many things Kakuzu of Takigakure. I know you have five hearts, one in each mask as well as one in your chest. And I know to kill you, I need to destroy your hearts. I know your weaknesses and you techniques, you have no hope of victory." Cole declared before he dashed forward, while summoning three shadow clones that unleashed a flurry of jutsu without hand signs. A large fireball the size of a house was enhanced with a wind jutsu as well as a lightning jutsu before it crashed into the area Kakuzu was in.

The strange monster like man had Kawarimi'd just in time for him to avoid the massive explosion, but his water mask was not so lucky. He growled at Cole viciously. "Great. Now I need to get a new Water Nature as well as a Lightning Nature. I will take pleasure in killing you!" he roared at the Oracle, who just ran through more hand signs. "Katon: Goka Mekkyaku! (Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation)" Oracle roared as a massive torrent of fire rocketed towards Kakuzu. Kakuzu made some quick hand signs before trying to counter the fire with a water jutsu.

It didn't work. The fire appeared to be too powerful for his water to handle, and the expense of his own fire mask, he was able to avoid the attack. Yugito was mesmerized by the battle, as was her team. They had never seen a battle with such powerful techniques before and were gob smacked at what they were seeing. But one thing was for sure.

They were not getting in the middle of that.

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Kakuzu cursed as he took stock. Hidan had been cut into three different pieces so he wasn't going to be of any help. He had lost three of his five hearts and was NOT willing to lose any more of them. He cursed again and sent his wind mask over to Hidans scattered carcass. The creature grabbed onto Hidan's body parts and dragged them over to Kakuzu. But as soon as they got close Cole appeared in the air above them. "I've got you now! Shinra Tensei!" he called and sent all of Gravity down on top of the Akatsuki members, crushing them into the ground. The creature wasn't able to hold up against the force of gravity and its mask broke, laving Kakuzu with only a single heart. Cole shot Chakra Receiver Rods down at him and pinned his arms and legs with them. He relented on the gravity and landed between Kakuzu and Hidan's disassemble body.

"That wasn't very fun. I thought you two would have a little more skill than that if you wanted to capture Yuugito-san? Guess I was wrong. Oh well, time to die I guess." he said as he placed a palm on top of Hidan's bisected scull.

Hidan mentally scoffed at the man. Like he could kill him? He was a Jashin Immortal dammit! He could never-

That thought was cut short as Hidan's soul was ripped from his body and sent onto the next life. Cole shuddered from all of the mans memories. He had really been scum among men. "What a disgusting man he was. Hopefully in the next life he will right his wrongs." Cole muttered to himself.

Kakuzu was looking at the now DEAD Hidan with wide and terror filled eyes. He wasn't able to speak because of the oppressive chakra keeping him from moving, but the man was absolutely miffed at how this man was able to not only defeat him with little to no trouble at all, but he was able to KILL HIDAN! Cole turned his gaze towards Kakuzu and placed his hand upon his scull. "Rest in piece." he said before removing Kakuzu's soul.

The Immortals of the Akatsuki, were now dead.

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(A/N): To be continued...

Ugh...I know I know...short chapter...but come on! Cole kicked some ASS! But yeah...sorry about short chapter...just been putting so much work into my other story I almost forgot to work on this on...my B :P

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