Rightfully Qualified

by ThreeHotPotatoes

She's intelligent, classy, powerful, and easy on the eyes to boot. He's ... well, he's qualified for something, all right. And apparently he was on Ellen last week! What happens when the two face off for most prestigious position in the world? Anything can happen in a heated campaign, and knowing us, IT WILL! **3HP Crackfic Drabbles are BACK!**

14. Chapter 14

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"Senator Swan." Her handshake was firm, despite her slight frame. This woman was a formidable opponent

"Hey, man." Jasper's hand slapped onto Edward's shoulder. "We need you in makeup."

"Sure thing." With a parting squeeze, Edward released Bella's hand. "See you on stage, Senator."

Alice greeted them at the Green Room door and dragged Edward into the vanity chair. "Oh, Lord! Didn't I tell you to stop sweating?"

She patted his forehead and cheeks with the powder puff, sending talc up his nostrils. Edward sputtered and sneezed.

"Jeez, Alice! I'm gonna look like I have a coke habit out there!"

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I thought about giving him a toupee but I couldn't mess with the Edward Cullen hair situation! SOME THINGS ARE SACRED, even potatoed!

Watch KK grab the guyliner now. And rouge. Poor Edward.

I'm supposed to be holy till sundown but I'm sure I'll be peeking on FB. Try not to post a lot of delicious food, mkay?

Thanks for reading, you guys!
MWAH! XXX ~BOH