Rightfully Qualified

by ThreeHotPotatoes

She's intelligent, classy, powerful, and easy on the eyes to boot. He's ... well, he's qualified for something, all right. And apparently he was on Ellen last week! What happens when the two face off for most prestigious position in the world? Anything can happen in a heated campaign, and knowing us, IT WILL! **3HP Crackfic Drabbles are BACK!**

15. Chapter 15

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"What do you mean I didn't win the debate? I was too sniffy. What does that even MEAN?"

"Edward, please calm down," Jasper begged, dogging the flying debris his boss/foster brother launched into the air as he tore into his desk. "These are just a few polls."

"Jaz, these are the only polls that count. If there's any chance of us beating Senator 'Snootypants' Swan, I need to get my hands on those undecided voters."

"I don't think Snootypants is a real word," Emmett helpfully announced as he joined the meeting, a box of donuts in his hand. "Apple fritter?"

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A/N: Did I...did I just skip the entire debate? I did. I did skip the entire debate. Just imagine lots of policy fights and name calling and...Senatory Snootypants? Sure. Are you drunk KK? Yes, yes I am. Just enjoy the ride!

MWAH!

KK/Momma Russet