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"He just called me Senator Snootypants!" Bella shrieked.
Jake laughed. "You think he knows his mic is still on?"
"Of course not. He's the biggest meshuganah who ever ran for president. How the hell did the Overter party nominate him, anyway?"
"Probably had something to do with his long fingers." Jake raised his eyebrows and grinned. "And best make sure your mic is off before you go insulting him in his native tongue."
"Keep it in your pants, Jake. And of course my mic is off—" Bella's eyes widened as she looked at her mic box. "Well, fuck nuggets."
Whoopsie doopsie. I forgot it was my turn. And then I remembered and I forgot again. I'm sorry guys. It's been a busy couple of weeks. But my book released last Friday and I finally finished all of the promo blogs for it so I should do a better job going forward!
ALSO - BAHAHAHA. NGL... There are so many things I love about this chapter, and I don't even mind bragging about it.
Hope you guys are having a fantabulous week!
xoxo
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