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"Go pivot your ass off, buddy." Jasper's strong pat on the back wasn't as reassuring as Edward assumed he intended.
Regardless, Edward took a deep breath and stepped up to the podium.
"Good evening, people of Forks, Washington!" He raised his hand and waved to the cheering crowd. When the noise died down, he flashed a quick, panty-dropping smile and began.
"It's been three weeks since I was on The Ellen Show to discuss how my first 100 days as president will go. Of course, we were cut short when Ellen taught me the new routine from Magic Mike Live."
*grins*
You're turn, B :D
YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME, btw. Sorry again for the delay. I offer no promises to do better going forward because clearly I'm unable to keep them.
xoxo
shell