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Bella drilled her fingertips into her temples, but her headache was unlikely to go away before the convention, and Jake's latest scheme wasn't helping any.
"Bella, we have to do Fallon." The murderous look she shot Jake didn't even slow him down. "Cullen's killing the late-night circuit. His karaoke of 'If I Were a Rich Man' blew up twitter yesterday!"
"Whatever happened to talking about the issues?"
"Issues, shmissues. You and Cullen are ideologically aligned on every major topic."
"So you're saying the way to distinguish myself is to take a pie in the face?"
"Three pies, actually… just sayin'."
OH! No wonder we haven't written a word of debate or political platform! NOW it makes sense! Heh.
I thought the three of us were nuts (and we are)... but YOU guys... you have some cray-cray ideas. And I, for one, am stealing them all!
XOXO
BOH