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"I'm just asking for a few minutes of the Senator's time," Jasper whispered through the door of the bathroom stall. He had followed the Senator's right-hand-man into the lavatory in hopes of snagging some time with Edward's opponent.
"Dude, I'm trying to take a shit here," Jake replied, a loud, echoing fart giving smelly weight to his words.
"Gross," Jasper gagged as he squeezed his nose closed with his fingers. "Edward just wants a chance to talk to the Senator."
Jake heaved a sigh, then immediately regretted it as toxic fumes invaded his nose.
"Fine!"
A/N: I apologize for nothing.
Looks like Edward and Senator Snootypants are going to get some one on one time. Maybe they'll join forces or just have some heated hate/love sex? Who knows! Sometimes it's way harder to hand it over to the next spud than I'd like!
MWAH!
KK