"Glady, what are you going to cook?" asked Chell. "Pound cake. What with all this wheat…I still have the sound of that word" said GLaDOS. "I thought the cake was a lie" said Chell. "It actually wasn't. You were just too stupid to find out where exactly I hid it" said GLaDOS..
"Well, I'm so sorry for not being a robotic A.I. that knows pretty much everything about this place Glady!" said Chell. "Please don't call me that. It makes you sound like a little kid and me like a toy robot that a little kid plays with and not a dangerous, genocidal supercomputer. If you didn't get all of that, I'm the queen of Aperture. I'll decide what I'll be called, thank you very much" said GLaDOS.
"So you want me to get rid of this 'GLaDOS' thing?" said a mysterious figure. "Yes. She is a dangerous, fully sentient, powerful computer. She managed to kill everyone who built her except for me in less then one hour. She is now in control of the entire faculty including the turrets, lasers, neurotoxin, and crushers. I trust you can take her out?" said another figure.
"Most certainly. If she is as dangerous and powerful as you say, she could easily kill the entire multiverse in a few months! As the ruler of the multiverse, it's my job to ensure that never happens!" said the first figure.
"Chell, somethings approaching…fast. It seems to have a great deal of power and is currently moving at least half the speed of sound!"said GLaDOS. "What do you think we should do GLaDOS!?" asked Chell worriedly. "We need to either come to terms with it, trap it, or kill it!" said GLaDOS.
"What the heck?!" it just dissapeared from my scanners and the only place where that's possible is…THE BREAKER ROOM!" shouted GLaDOS. The lights then went out and the only thing that was making it bright enough to see was the portal gun and GLaDOS' built in flashlight.
"GLaDOS, I've navigated through this place before and I think I know how to get to the creature causing the problem. How long can you last without power?" said Chell. "Chell, I have a built in power cell. I don't run out of energy. The thing I'm worried about is the neurotoxin generator filling this place with that deadly gas since the air refreshment system is down and the generator still produces nerotoxin but just lets it into the air since it's not connected to anything anymore! By my calculations, this entire faculty will become uninhabitable for you in about fifteen minutes" said GLaDOS clearly worried for Chell's wellbeing.
"Ha! If you think you're the one one who can survive without fresh air, you're in for a surprise! I can survive without oxygen as well but it only lowers my speed by about ten miles per hour. And FYI, my top speed is that of sound. So you can kiss your plan for multiversal domination goodbye. And on that note, I have reason to believe that you are making your way to the breaker room at this time. Well done on finding out where I am, I'll handicap myself by walking right to you and maby if you are an eighth dimensional being, you have a slight chance of winning this fight. Oh look, I just found a nerotoxin generator control unit… And now it's about five minutes until your death Chell" said a feminine voice over the intercom.
"Ok, now I'm worried" said Chell. "Well don't be…you'll be dead pretty soon if you're robotic friend doesn't give me some proof that she isn't trying to kill the multiverse!" said a voice before the floor in front of them blew up and a pink and white, anthropomorphic hedgehog uppercut GLaDOS sending her into a wall.
"Who are you and what is this talk about the multiverse?! I thought it was just a myth!" said GLaDOS. "I'm Terminal Velocity but I prefer T. And no, the multiverse isn't a myth. It's as real as you are. I'm the ruler of the multiverse. Now start talking!" said T.
"Eat Laser you pick rat!" shouted Chell as a thermal discouragement beam cut through T's chest. "Bad move! If I'm going down, I'll take you with me! SUPERFORM!" shouted T as she turned gold and then sent out a massive wave of raw power. This blew Chell into the laser she had used on T instantly cutting her legs and waist off! "CHELL! NO" cried GLaDOS.
"Hmmm, from the information I've been told, you would have been happy about that. But in reality, you're filled with sadness and anger. Tell me, do you have a mind?" asked T. "Yes, but what does that have to do with you killing her?!" asked GLaDOS. "I'll make a deal with you. I have the power to restore her to full health. If I see that you are pure hearted and don't wish to kill the multiverse, I will revive her" said T.
"Fine, just help her already!" sobbed GLaDOS. T then placed a hand on GLaDOS' forehead. "I see, as promised, I will revive your human companion" said T. Then, a ball of golden energy enveloped Chell and when it faded, she was at perfect health. "We'll settle this later. For now, I have a lier to deal with. By the way, he was the one who's been leaving the…misleading graffiti of you around the facility. CHAOS CONTROL" said T before dissapearing.
"Chell, are you alright?!" asked GLaDOS. "Yes. And I know that look in your eyes. You are going to kill her when she gets back. If you do, you're not going to be any better than those pictures said you were. Please don't harm her" said Chell. "But she killed you!" protested GLaDOS. "Yes, but she was the one who revived me. She may be a valuable asset to our lives…if we can persuade her to our side. Please forgive her. If what she said is true, then someone set her up for this. She was probably just worried about the other worlds she spoke of ending up like ours. Fear can cloud the mind of anyone who has something important to protect" said Chell. GLaDOS sighed. "Fine. But if she does prove to be untrustworthy, I will kill her the first chance I get" she said.