10 years after Kingdom Hearts 2...

Sora is gay

Riku is questioning

Kairi is homophobic even though she secretly likes Selphie

Let's see how this turns out shall we?

Sora POV

I lay down on the sandy beaches of Destiny Islands. The sun's rays beamed down onto me, covering my body in warmth. "Hey Sora! Tidus and Wakka against me and you?" a voice called out. I sat up and saw Riku standing over me, smiling.

"Sure, why not?" I grinned, standing up, "We'll beat them anyway!"

"Come on then!" Tidus yelled, waving his wooden sword around.

Riku and I summoned our Keyblades. Wakka whispered something to Tidus before running at me. Tidus blushed.

It didn't take long for us to beat them. "It's not fair! Just because you've got proper weapons..."

"Hey Kairi!" Selphie yelled.

I turned around to find Kairi blushing. She shook her head and smirked at me. "So you and Riku are attacking helpless wooden sword wielders? How very heroic."

"Hey, we're not helpless!" Tidus exclaimed.

"Right, says you lying on the floor, rubbing your head and clutching a toy sword."

"I could take you any day." Tidus hissed.

"Yeah right."

Selphie pulled Kairi away from Tidus and told her to calm down.

Wakka looked at Tidus seductively.

I looked at Riku's long, silver hair. He caught me and I looked away quickly.

Kairi played with her hair while talking to Selphie, a tell-tale sign.

Selphie giggled. Kairi was obviously flirting with her. Probably badly.

I felt Riku's hand touch mine. He made sure not to look at me, but I laced my fingers over his.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING OH MY GOD THAT'S SO GROSS!" Kairi screamed.

"Says you flirting with Selphie!" I countered.

"I wasn't flirting I was-"

"You WEREN'T!?" Selphie cried.

"No, I was, but I wasn't, I mean... I HATE YOU ALL!"

"WE HATE YOU TOO!" I shouted.

"Do you hate me Kairi?" Selphie whimpered.

"No, Selphie I really like you!" she realised what she said, "I mean, you know not LOADS but you know what I mean is-"

"SHE LIKES YOU SELPHIE BASICALLY IT'S SO OBVIOUS." Riku announced.

"OMG REALLY I LIKE YOU TOO KAIRI YAY!"

"OMG YAY!"

"I LIKE RIKU!" I shouted.

"I LIKE SORA!" Riku declared.

"WAKKA AND I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING TOGETHER!" Tidus yelled.

"AND IT'S AMAZING AND I LOVE HIM!" Wakka added.

"YOU'RE ALL FUCKED UP!" Jiminy said.

"SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKTARD!" I yelled.

"THE WHOLE TIME BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO?"

I picked him up and threw him in the ocean.

"TAKE THAT YOU WANKER!"

"THAT WAS SO HOT!" Riku said.

Then everyone made out with their crushes and yeah.

Kairi and Selphie eventually got married and shizz. Also they found out that Kairi's a squirter.

Tidus and Wakka became drug dealers and now live in an old warehouse.

Sora and Riku have sex every night and yeah.

Totes.