Previously...
Sora and Riku gotz together
Kairi and Selphie gotz together
Tidus and Wakka gotz together
Jiminy was a douche
That's about it.
Sora POV
Riku and I had been together for two months now. So had Kairi and Selphie. And Tidus and Wakka. We all stayed at Kairi's house the other day. It was quite eventful.
So it started out fine, Tidus and Wakka arrived late because they had fucked in Wakka's before they left.
Kairi and Selphie didn't come downstairs for the first 15 minutes. I wonder why. Anyway we got pissed because Kairi had vodka. While her and Selphie made out for about an hour, we heard the front door open.
"What was that?" I asked.
Everyone shook their heads.
"I'M BACK BITCHES!" Jiminy screamed. He had completely changed his outfit. He had gone completely emo. He even had eyeliner on.
"YOU WILL ALL SUFFER LIKE I DID!" he laughed like a maniac.
"Oh please, you're the most tiny, pathetic thing I've ever seen." Riku hissed.
"NO I'M NOT. I'M THE MOST BADASS CHARACTER IN THE SERIES!"
"Why do you always talk in caps?" Selphie asked.
"Don't break the fourth wall babe, readers hate that." Kairi told her.
"I ACCIDENTLY GOT MY CAPS LOCK STUCK, LONG STORY SHORT, PINNOCIO ISN'T THE MOST INNOCENT LITTLE BOY YOU'VE MET..."
"That's disgusting." Tidus shuddered.
"ANYWAY, I'M YOUR BOSS BATTLE SO PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!" He pointed his umbrella at us.
"Seriously?" Riku laughed, "A tiny cricket is going to fight us with an umbrella?"
"IT'S GOT DARK POWERS YOU KNOW."
Sure enough, Jiminy was able to summon Riku Replica.
"Hey, babeeeeeee!" He cried, winking at Riku.
"Omg what." I asked.
"I was getting depressed while I was looking for you."
"Aw that's so sweet!" I beamed."
"Why am I here anyway?" RR asked.
"I SUMMONED YOU. YOU MUST DESTROY THEM NOW!"
"Um, no thanks. This guy kicked my butt." he said, pointing at me, "Bye guys!"
"Byeeeeeeeee!" Selphie yelled.
"UGH THIS SUCKS OKAY I'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL YOU MYSELF!"
"Really?" I asked.
"I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU AND ALL OF YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE-"
I stood on him and threw him in the bin.
"Okay, I think Jiminy's got some 'issues'" I said.
"You think?" Wakka laughed.
Then everyone had sex with their partners and Jiminy threw up in the bin. He sat on a banana peel, plotting revenge.
"ONE DAY... YOU WILL ALL PERISH AT THE HANDS OF THE DARK CRICKET MUAHAHAHAHA!"