Previously...
Jiminy was a douche (again)
Everyone had sex
That's pretty much it
Sora POV
So, after the events of last week, there were no sightings of Jiminy. I don't think we'll be staying at Kairi's house again for a while. Anyway, a new kid had joined our school. His name was Roxas and one of our classmates, Axel, seemed to take quite a liking to him.
"Did you see that new kid?" he ranted on at lunch, "He's so hot!"
"Uh oh, we all know what happens when Axel likes someone." Kairi laughed.
"Don't talk about me as if I'm not here!" he yelled.
"She right doe, you end up getting with them, you have a fling for like a week and then you break up!" Selphie explained.
It was true. Axel was the school's heartbreaker, but Roxas didn't know that. For all Roxas knew, Axel was a perfectly nice guy. Little did he know that Axel was an extreme pervert...
Anyway, back to the main story.
Jiminy eventually turned up while we were in school.
"WELL HELLO, WE MEET AGAIN."
"Oh for god's sake Jiminy, we have an exam next week." Riku sighed.
"THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. AND MY NAME ISN'T JIMINY! IT'S THE DARK CRICKET!"
"More like the DARN cricket!" Kairi laughed, "HAHAHAH get it? Anyone?"
Even Selphie shook her head.
"OOOOOKAY... WELL, PREPARE TO DIE, ATTEMPT 3!"
His umbrella turned into a sewing needle.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" I asked.
"YES. I WILL STAB YOU WITH IT. THEY HURT MAN."
"Only because it's like a sword to you."
"I DON'T CARE SHUT UP! YOU WILL DIE."
The 'Dark Cricket' jumped up onto my desk and started poking me with it.
"Ow, knock it off!" I hissed, flicking him off.
He hit the wall and groaned.
"YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS BATTLE, BUT YOU HAVE NOT WON THE WAR!"
"What the actual f-"
"AUF WIEDERSEHEN BITCHES!"
"That's one fucked up little cricket." Roxas said.
"OMG I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING!" Axel squealed.
Riku rolled his eyes.
After school, we went to Selphie's house.
You can guess what happened next ;)