"Oh come on, you two bots were made for testing!" Said T. "It's not like I'm telling you to test the toxic water in the chambers" She was trying to get the two Aperture testing bots to test out a new gel. She called it Combustion gel as it would catch fire and then blow up.
Atlas Made some beeping noises at T and P-body made some that sounded like laughter. "I am on the same if not higher level than GLaDOS! Let's try a different approach! I will turn you both into 8-bit video game consoles if you don't get into that elevator right now!" said T. The two bots made frantic beeping noises as they rushed into the elevator.
"Hey T, how's it going?" asked Chell. "Oh, FUCKING GREAT! The testing bots are disobeying me and the turrets are all defective! The repair core I think it's name is Vergil (meet the cores reference) is, quote on quote, 'repairing' the turrets by disassembling them, and GLaDOS is filling up my body's drives with crap on the periodic table of the elements and science fiction novels most likely!" said T.
"So is there anything I can do?" asked Chell. "Actually, there is. I need you to go down to the breaker room and turn up the incinerators' flames. They are overflowing with defective units and if we don't clean them out, they will overflow into the main facilities!" Said T.
"I'll be right there. Anything else?" asked Chell. "Nope" said T as she went back to looking through the cameras. Chell nodded and left. "Now where are those android fucks?!" Said T.
"There! There you are! You know I can see you wherever you are hiding!" P-body made several beeps. "Oh don't give me that bull about you being on your way there now! I can clearly see you are in the supply depot!" Said T. Atlas made worried hand gestures and some quick beeps. "You know as well as I do that you two don't use freaking batteries! You run on Aperture Science Limitless Power Cells! Now get inside the damn elevator!" said T.
They looked at each other and shrugged before walking over to said elevator and getting into it. "I swear I'm going to walk in front of the turrets and say 'who wants to shoot me up!?'" Said T. "Me! I want to shoot you to death! Can I?! Pleeeeeeeease?!" piped a turret from the corner. "No?, now get back in the transport tube!" shouted T. "Awwwwwww!" said The turret as it walked toward the open tube.
(Breaker Room) "ok, I turned up the furnace fires, but there is one switch I'm wondering about. It says Testing Results Stimulus Controls" said Chell as she turned it all the way up. "Oh well, it's probably not important!" She said as she left.
(Central AI chamber) T was monitoring the test results when a wave of pleasure shot through her. "Oh god, what was that?!" she groaned. Several more followed the first over the next few minutes. "Ok T, I…what's wrong with you?" asked Chell. "I don't know...it's like these huge rushes of euphoria every few seconds!" whined T.
"I think I might know what's going on. You see, the reason why I love to test products so much isn't just because of my love for science. When they built me, they wanted to make sure that products would be tested no matter what happened. They did it by forcing a sort of orgasm every time a test progressed any. It was supposed to be like a reward system or something. It is controlled by a switch labeled as Test Results Stimulus Controls. The higher the setting, the more the feeling" said GLaDOS as she walked in.
"Chell. Did you touch anything else in the breaker room?" asked T weakly. "Ohhhhh, I'll go turn it back down right away" said Chell. "Please hurry!" Whimpered T.
"This is Aperture!" said GLaDOS.