DEMYX POV

I thought about the footlong sausage buried deep between dem seeded buns. It was dripping with ketchup, mustard and of course, thick white mayonnaise.

"DEMYX YOU DICK WE'VE GOT CUSTOMERS STOP WANKING!" shouted Zexion.

Demyx was abruptly awoken from his sausage fantasy fest by his beautiful lover Zexion, or Sexion as he liked to call him.

"COMING DARLING !" I called out.

I zipped up my fly and swaggered out of the food storage unit. I was met by the hidden face of my emo boyf.

His blue hair complemented his mysterious and pale complexion. Everytime I looked at him, Bring Me TO lIfe by Evanescence played it my head. I also got a boner.

"Demyx, we have loads of customers and you're not doing anything."

"I would be doing you if you weren't being a pussy rn. Also I was working harder than everyone ;)"

"Go out to the front and take orders and I'll give u a bj later."

As soon as I stepped out of the double doors, I realised that my love had deceived me. The only customers were 8 people sitting in a booth. They were talking pretty loudly and I couldn't help but eavesdrop.

"Netflix and chill later? ;)" said the spiky browned haired boiiii.

"Sure thing babe ;D" said the spiky silver haired boiiiii.

"You two are so obviously gay." Said the spiky red hair guuuuuurl, who had been making out with the brown haired gurrrrl.

"You're such a hippokrit, Kairi." Said the blonde boiiii.

"That's not how you spell hypocrite, Tidus." The brown haired guuuurrrlll said.

Kairi hit her "Selphie, stop breaking the god damned fourth wall."

I took a deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath and…

Belched.

Then I walked over to their table and smiled with my overly white teeth. "Can I take your order?"

The 8 ppl looked up at the fuckboi haired angel AKA me.

The duck spoke first. "ye fam, We bout ta have 8 hamburgers n' 82397543589435 portionz of fries n' some egg fried rice n' some haggis pls brudda."

I stared at the duck.

"what do you be thinkin you lookin at, biatch? never peeped a cold-ass lil def ass duck before? Quack."

"Sorry, I'll bring those right over for you."

I walked back into the kitchen where Zexion had Evanescence's Fallen on repeat. Every. Fucking. Day. He had pots and plates set out and was hitting them like drums with forks and spoons. I shook my head and pulled out (;D) some frozen fries, burgers, rice and haggis and shoved them in the microwave. I was mesmerised by the rotating plate inside the radioactive box. Gordon Ramsay has nothing on this, I thought.

"LARXENE, TAKE THIS TO THE WEIRDOS OVER THERE!"

The blonde, antennae- haired guuurrrrlll came into the kitchen with all the sass of a dominant lesbian mixed with Louie Spence. She rolled her eyes and picked up the microve.

"I don't get paid enough for this. Xion gets to fuck all day and gets way more money than I do."

DONALD POV

Some random blonde lady who looked really angry brought a microwave filled with food to our table. She opened the microwave door and poured out the contents onto the table. Tidus and Wakka ate loads while RIku looked most unimpressed. He'd been used to gourmet burgers fatass cakes from Maleficen't personal kitchen.

"Where the fuck did Jiminy go?" I asked.

"Idk, I'm just glad he's gone." Sora said.

"WHATCHU SAY FOOL? I'M BACK BITCHES!" Jiminy screamed.

The blonde waitress got a fly swatter and started smacking Jiminy.

"EWWWWWW IT'S A COCKROACH KILLITKILLITKILLIT"

"STOP IT YOU INFERIOR CREATURE. I AM THE MIGHTY CRICKET. OMG WAIT IS THAT HAGGIS?" Jiminy jumped on the table and started devouring the haggis.

Suddenly Cid burst in, his crotch way too emphasised.

He humped his way over to the table and winked at Sora. "Guess who's joining in the story now, guyzzzz."

To be continued…