A,few days had passed and T had her body back. Android GLaDOS, T, and Chell were currently cleaning up the overgrown plants in the facility. "What is this one going to be called?" asked Chell. She had been spending the majority of the time making a log of the mutated plants that had absorbed radiation, gel, test chamber water, or other potential mutagens.
"I don't know, ask GLaDOS! She's the one who comes up with the names for all the crap produced in Aperature! I'm just here for consistency and comedy" said T who was trying to untangle a vine from GLaDOS' and her own bodies.
"GLaDOS?" asked Chell. "Call it Apertureian Ivy" said GLaDOS" "notes on it?" asked Chell. "Well, what do you think?!" Asked GLaDOS. "From the looks of it, it is a very good restraint!" Laughed Chell. "I will open a portal on your face Chell if you make another terrible joke at our expense!" Said T. "Fine, but seariously though, it looks to be impossible to break a single vine of it!" said Chell. "You'd be right about that" Said GLaDOS who was trying to use her body's circular saw on the plant only for it to make sparks fly off the vine and a screeching sound like grinding metal.
"God, turn it off GLaDOS, it's ear rape incarnate!" shouted T and Chell. GLaDOS quickly complied. "Do you think it will burn?" asked T. "Possible. It sure won't break" said Chell "considering a diamond bladed power saw didn't even make a mark on it."
T grinned maniacally and her left arm transformed into a flamethrower. "BURN, BURN TO ASHES!" she cackled as a stream of pink fire shot out. "HOLY MONKEY FUCK!" Shouted Chell when she saw what T was doing. T aimed the stream at the vine and it turned into ashes instantly.
"TERMINAL VELOCITY!? WHAT WAS THAT?!" shouted GLaDOS. "Relax, have you ever heard of pink fine actually destroying anything or anyone?" asked T. "No, I've never even heard of pink fire, but I'll bet it's highly deadly!" said GLaDOS. "Actually, it's only effective on plants. Not on metal or flesh. Even if I wanted to harm either of you with it and I held you under the flames for a year, it wouldn't matter at all as it wouldn't even feel warm to you. It would feel like a cool breeze if anything" said T as she turned the flame back on and put her head into it. "Well, I wish you would tell us about this stuff before you go bat shit crazy" said Chell.
"Anyway, don't we have work to be doing?" Said GLaDOS as she got up. "Oh yeah, by the way, do you think it's prudent to keep a log of all these things?" I could just burn them all in a few minutes with my fire arm" said T.
The trio kept walking, logging, and burning plants for the next few minutes. "T, that fire might be harmless to us, but please turn it off, it's seariously worrying me that something is going to catch fire and burn the facility down" said GLaDOS. "Fine but I think it would be better if I keep it out" said T.
A few hours passed with GLaDOS and Chell making notes on the mutated plants and T simply trying not to burn them. "Hey T? Why do you like to burn things so much?" .asked GLaDOS. "I don't know actually" said T. "Well I mean we could-" began GLaDOS but T interrupted her. "So help me god, if you say that word, I will shut you down for a whole day!" shouted T. "I was only going to suggest we run some Tests!" Said GLaDOS.
"GLaDOS? What the hell did I just say?" asked T. "Oh…oops" said GLaDOS. "Please don't do anything to her T" said Chell. "Why? I strictly told her not to say 'test'" said T. "Because if you don't like it, why would she?!" said Chell. "I honestly don't mind being shut down for a day. It's really just an inconvenience if it's just 24 hours" said GLaDOS. "Well, if she doesn't mind that, I don't know what to do. I'm going back to the enrichment center" said T as she ran off.
"GLaDOS, I'm curious. Why exactly don't you mind being shut off? T told me it wasn't a pleasant experience" said Chell. "If you spend many years lying on the floor without power while you and your faculty waste away, you will get used to it. Thanks for that by the way" said GLaDOS.