A/N: This is the first chapter where both authors actually typed something. The more you know.
In the previous episode:
Suddenly Cid burst in, his crotch way too emphasised.
He humped his way over to the table and winked at Sora. "Guess who's joining in the story now, guyzzzz."
And so we continue our quest:
Everyone fell silent. Only the sound of Cid humping the table and Zexzion's sick-ass beats in the kitchen could be heard.
"OHEHMGEE, IS THAT EVANESCENCE?!" Cid said, grabbing up a handful of microwaved fries. Little did he know that he had also grabbed Jiminy.
"YOU FUCKERS!" Jiminy said with his remaining energy.
Cid inhaled that shit like Kirby.
"CID EAT JIMINY!" Said Sora.
Demyx got an erection because he secretly had a vore fetish.
"Screw Jiminy, what you want Ciddy-boy?"
"I gots some of them new gummies n shit."
"Sweet as fuck!" Said Donald. "PIMP MY RIDE!"
Cid pulled a box out of his ass and placed it on the table. He popped that thang open and showed everyone his wares.
"Wow! That's big!" Sora said pointing at Cid's package.
"IKR." Cid said. "Want to try it out? ;)"
And so gangbang started with a bang.
Selphie pounced on Kairi's nipples like a tiger. Kairi moaned but it sounded more like a "WHOOOOO!" than an "uhhh". Meanwhile, Cid was continuously humping the table, grunting like a hippo eating a mango. Riku was balls deep in Sora who was balls deep in Demyx who was balls deep in Zexion who was balls deep in Tidus who was balls deep in Wakka who was balls deep in Donald Dawg. Kairi was munching away at Selphie's freshly baked cookie and Larxene was making out with Xion, who was actually 10 years younger than her. There had been some debate around LArxene and Xion's relaysh, as Xion was 16 and Larxene was 26.
Conviently, everyone came at the same time.
Turns out, Cid's package had actually been full of dildos and vibrators.
Suddenly….
Everyone passed out.
TO BE COCKTINUDE…