Guess who's back...back again...yes she's back...tell a friend.

More like 'Guess who's still hasn't updated in forever'. But anyway, I decided that you all had waited long enough-

Oh what am I saying? I can't keep up a story scheduled to save my life. You guys are all awesome and patient!

Thanks to all the people who left reviews! They really mean the world to me!

Okay, I've zero knowledge of England because I'm in the USA and I have no idea if St. Bart's is even real. I also don't know how hospitals work or how they do anything because I've only ever been in one long enough to see a new baby brother or sister. The moments inside of St. Bart's are really for the convenience of the character or for humor.


Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who or Sherlock


Molly sighed and closed her eyes for a moment, setting down the stack of papers on a nearby table. She was trying to imagine the inside of the Detective's TARDIS. It wasn't hard, a railing that flowed along the hallway and out around the room only making sharp turns where the stairs cases were. She could see the beautiful consul as it rose up from the floor and sloped against the dome ceiling. The walls, she remembered, had been a grey-blue metal with wood engravings scattered all throughout them. The floor was made from a silver material and was all one piece. With another sigh Molly imagined turning slowly and looking up to see the Gallifreyan designs on the ceiling. She thought of walking down the hallway and through the door.

"Ms. Hooper?" Molly's eye flew open and she spun around,

"YES!?" She exclaimed louder than she had intended. She smiled a large smile at the janitor, "Oh, Michal! You startled me. What can I do for you?" The man raised an eyebrow,

"I was just wondering if I could just mop up the floor in this room?" He asked as he motioned to the floor with one hand. Molly glanced down at the ground and then back up at the man,

"Oh! Of course! Absolutely, I will definitely let you get on with your work…" She trailed off to a murmur as she dodged out to the room. That was embarrassing.

Outside…

The Doctor trained his Timey-Wimey Detector straight ahead of him as he practically rammed his way through the busy streets of London. With a look of determination he plowed his way against the flow of the crowd, leaving Donna and Jack struggling to keep up with him. They were finally on the verge of meeting up with him when the Time Lord stopped abruptly. If Donna hadn't stopped fast enough they would've all ended up on the sidewalk. The Doctor swung the device towards the building next to him and then back towards the course they had been traveling. He look conflicted for a few moments as he swung his arm back and forth.

"What's up?" Jack asked at last,

"There's a signal coming from the building…" The Doctor weighed the situation in his mind, "We-e-ll, since we're right here we might as well check out this other signal. Kill two partridges with one stone!" Donna blinked,

"What?" she asked but the Doctor had already dashed into St. Bart's Hospital.

The trio paused just inside the doors.

"This way!" The Doctor announced and they were off again. They dashed down hallways and dove through different doorways. Jack narrowly missed crashing into a wall and Donna tripped more than once. The Doctor grabbed her hand as she almost tripped again, "Allons-y, Donna!" He jerked her back up and continued to rush down the hallway. The three shoved their way into a room and stopped. In the room were the beds of newborn babies. Tiny cribs lined the wall. The Doctor simply melted at the sight of it.

"Awwwwwwwwwww!" He exclaimed again and again as he peered at the little bundles. Donna and Jack stood motionless. They were both thinking about how the Doctor had refused to stop for food, water, or any sort of break and now he was talking to babies. The two adult humans exchanged a look.

"Oi!" The Doctor's voice broke through their thoughts, "Don't tell her that she's adopted! That's mean!" He turned to another child, "No, no that's not a mirror, that's your twin. And you, you're bald too so don't start teasing him. No, Donna's not fat, she just doesn't like to run. Okay, you shouldn't even be thinking like that…he's waaay to old for you. Oh? Do you? Thanks, I like it too. What do you mean, 'Not Mum'? You can't go around calling everyone 'Not Mum', what about your Dad? Oh…well that's unfortunate…for the cat. Hey, you! Yes, you! Stop eating her feet she doesn't appreciate it…I don't care if she was hitting you in the face that doesn't give you any right to go eating her feet!" Donna rolled her eyes,

"Umm…Doctor? Growing source of power, we have to save the world?" Jack prompted. The Doctor looked up,

"Oh, right, yeah. I suppose that we should go do that…" He glanced back at the children quietly looking up at him. "Sorry, um, I got to go but you all be good for your parents and someday I'll bring you back something from space!" He called as Donna dragged him out of the room.

Once outside they were off again and the Doctor was more determined than ever. Finally he stopped outside of a door,

"It's through here…" he breath, "Act natural, we don't want to freak it out if it's alive." Donna and Jack nodded. The Doctor took a breath, "One…Two…"

The door swung open and hit Jack in the face, "Ow!" He exclaimed causing the short woman to spin around, her ponytail flying out behind her,

"Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't see you! Are you alright?" She asked as she stepped closer to check his face. Jack rubbed it a few times before winking at her,

"Nothing like a pretty lady to knock a man senseless." He flirted with a grin. The Doctor immediately stepped between them,

"Okay, stop." He ordered.

*Ding*

There was silence for a moment as the four people looked at one another. The Doctor blinked and looked around.

*Ding*

Donna looked pointedly at the Doctor who was looking down the hallway.

*Ding*

Jack was also staring at the Time Lord who was now looking toward the ceiling, trying to locate where the sound was coming from.

*Ding*

By this point in time even Molly had realized that the sound was coming from the skinny man who seemed to be completely unaware that they were all staring at him. He looked behind him once more and Donna rolled her eyes.

*Ding*

"Doctor!" She snapped, "That's your thing!" The Doctor stopped to look at her with a completely blank expression on his face,

"What?"

*Ding*

Molly stooped over and picked up the device which had fallen to the floor. She held it out towards the Doctor,

"Is this yours?"

*Ding*

The Doctor looked at it before glancing at the woman holding it. He reached out slowly and took the Timey-Wimey detector. He continued to stare at the girl,

"Yes, it's mine. Thank you very much for getting it for me…" Jack slid forward quietly behind her. The Doctor leaned close and peered into the female's eyes. She leaned away and took a step back.

*Ding*

Jack got ready to do whatever was needed by the Doctor. The thin alien's smile faded into a look of consideration,

"You're not human, are you?" The girl's eyes widened slightly and her body stiffened. She drew herself up straight, forcing the Doctor to back up.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

*Ding*


So yeah...babies!