A/N: Sorry about the irregular uploading, my friend and I are going to be finishing this soon with another 2 chapters. Anyway enjoy this tale of our heroes escaping the clutches of Cid. :D
Previously…
Our hero squad have all been captured by Cid!
Let's find out if they escape unharmed…
SORA POV
Cid had us all slaving away in the kitchen, flippin' hamburgers and all that shit. Demyx looked far too fascinated by the sausages he had on the grill, whilst Zexion was next to him buttering some buns. Kairi and Selphie were making out next to the salad station and Riku was next to me cooking some fries and grabbing my butt every now and then. Larxene and Xion were nowhere to be found.0
Suddenly Cid came back into the kitchen and started yelling out orders.
"We need 365 hamburgder, 674 fry and 563 milkshakes." Cid borked.
"But we don't serve milkshakes…" Demyx stated.
"WE DO NOW." Cid said. "This is a very important order for some very rich n famous clients."
"Who are they?" Kairi asked whilst still making out.
"STAHP THAT!" Cid yelled, "Get back to work! And it is none of your business- just make that good shit." Cid demanded- humping his way back up the stairs.
2SUDDELY! A gorgeous spiky red haired boiiiiiiii appeared at the door.
"AXEL!" The gang screamed with joy
Cid humped his way over to Axel.
"What are you do here"? Cid asked.
"I am here because mentioned since chapter 2" Axel squatted into his pre-battle dance.
"That's sexy." Riku commented. Sora was well jelly.
"Move out the way Cid before I toast your buns ;)" Axel winky faced.
"NEVERRRRR!" He refused.
Something suddenly grabbed Zexion's' ass. IT WAS ROXASSSS!
"WHAT ARE YOU-?!" Demyx yelped before Roxas slapped his face.
"You fucking idiot. Cid will hear. Me and Axel have a plan to get u out of here"
"GAWWWRSH" Goofy gawrshed.
"On the count of three grab some mayo and squirt it all over Cid."
"Sexy." Riku commented.
Axel was still dancin', Cid was hypnotised by his groovy moves. Axel suddenly start singin';
"WHEN YOU WALK AWAY YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE OH BABY-"
It was then Roxas started to count down.
"Trois, Deux, UNNNNNNN!"" He COUNTED.
The gang all squirted Cid with hot, white fluid. He dramatically turned, His hair flowing as he slipped to the ground. He tried to hump his way back to his feet but there was too much sticky sauce.
"LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Kairi yelled.
They all ran out of the basement to their main restaurant.
The only seats in the house were taken by Yuffie, Aerith, and Leon.
"HI GUYS!" Sora greeted then. They turned to smile and wave.
"What were you doing in Cid's basement?" Yuffie asked.
"WE WERE KIDNAPPED AND FORCED TO MAKE BURDGERS AND FRY AND MILKSHAKE EVERN THOUGH WE DO NOT MAKE THOSE." Kairi explained.
"Hold on." Donald said, "Where are Larxene and Xion?!" He ask.
"omg ye" Selphie say.
Aerith then spoke up.
"Maybe Cid put them in his orifice."
They all made their way up the stairs, to a door labelled "CID'Z OFFICE".
"I think this might be it." Leon stated.
"Where did you get that idea?" Kairi asked
"Just a hunch" He smirked.
They tried the door but it was lock.
"WHERE IS KEY?" RIKU YELL.
"TRY THIS" Axel yelled throwing a golden bacon slice at him. "I found it in a burger."
They try the key and it was open the door.
Inside, Xion was sitting on Cid's desk, Larxene between her legs. Larxene was licking away like Xion's vagina was a Mr Whippy ice cream. Xion had her hand on the back of Larxene's head and was moaning louder than Cid humping the table.
"YAY, WE FOUND THEM" Selphie cheer.
"What are you up here for?" Goofy ask.
"It was awful Cid made us stay up here and do all of his accounting!" Larxene complained.
"Well, we are free now so let's leave before Cid comes."