"T, do you think we should forgive Chell. I mean she was only trying to help us" said GLaDOS. "I guess" said T. "Give me a hand with this plating" said GLaDOS as she used a celling mounted claw to bring a curved piece of white plating in front of T. "You know, you could just transfer yourself back into your android body and do this yourself" said T. "I need to be in my chassis so I can make sure that it stays functional. Also, I can only control the most important parts of Aperature, such as the reactors and central power grid from my android form. I need to be in my chassis to have full control over the facilities" said GLaDOS.
T grunted as she hauled the plating over to the giant machine in the center of the room. "Why not have the automatic testing initiative, or your maintenance arms to do this?! I was built as a fighting and central core unit! Not a maintenance unit! I'm probably going to need to be completely reconstructed because I'm literally burning out my omnidirectional joint motors" she said.
"Because ever since the great potato crisis, I've been horrified of those things. I'm thinking of disassembling them altogether!" Said GLaDOS. "Well your going to need to get used to them again seeing as Chell is too weak to do this shit and I'm not built to handle this much weight" said T. She was now smoking heavily.
"Hey GLaDOS, I was looking for something to do and I-" began Chell she walked in before shielding her eyes as multiple mechanical parts came flying toward her. "WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Shouted Chell as she looked at the remaining parts of T's body as smoke billowed out of them.
"I was having her replace a heavy part of my chassis when she started to smoke before just blowing up" said GLaDOS frantically. "Well, Find her blueprints in the database or whatever you call the system that you store everything on and rebuild her!" Said Chell as she was trying to stomp out a fire.
"I'm not completely destroyed" said T. "Look at you! You just blew up! Are you alright?!" Asked Chell. "There should be a large machine located about two floors below this room. Take my body there and put it into the machine's chamber and then find and select the image of my body. It should repair me in a few minutes or less" said T. "I'll call an elevator" said GLaDOS as the escape elevator shaft rose up from the floor and an elevator car arrived.
"Um, I'm not sure that is going to be big enough to fit T and me inside of it. Isn't there some sort of…I don't know…cargo elevator nearby?" Asked Chell.
Oh, there is one that…they...used before I killed them all. Fun times!" Mused GLaDOS happily as a set of doors opened in the wall. Can you, oh I don't know, help me move her?!" Asked Chell. "Heck no. I'm the queen of Aperature. I don't do heavy lifting unless it's for my own benefits!" Said GLaDOS. "GLaDOS, if you don't help Her, I will personally rewrite you into a toaster as soon as I'm fully operational again" said T.
"Fine. Here. I just hope these…things don't cripple you" said GLaDOS as she picked up Both T and Chell and placed them in the elevator..or rather dropped Chell with T on top of her. "…thanks" muttered Chell as the elevator decended.
Once they had arrived at the machine, Chell put T inside. "My god T, you are insanely heavy. And this is with most of your body gone!" Said Chell. "At least I'm not as heavy as you!" Said T. "Oh man, again with the 'Oh hey, look at Chell! She is so fat that not even all the tests in Aperature can help her!'" Groaned Chell as the Machine put T back together. "To be fair, you do weigh a lot more than you think. Why do you think we keep reiterating that you need keep jumping through portals and turret fire?" Asked GLaDOS over the loudspeaker. "See, she thinks so too!" Said T. "T, do I have to deactivate this machine using the bright red kill switch just screaming 'push me'?" Asked Chell. No thank you" said T. "Yeah, T probably wouldn't like you doing that Chell" said GLaDOS.
"Hell no I wouldn't. GLaDOS, can you make this thing hurry up?!" Asked T. "Sorry p, I gotta go. There's a bunch of mice in here!" Said ?GLaDOS before the sound of the intercom turning off Was heard.
"I really wonder if she was just tired of talking, or if there were actually mice in there" said Chell. "Her maintenance arms terrify her and her ceeling mounted claws are all too fucking huge to set mousetraps" said T. Well I'm not going to do it" said Chell as the machine finished emblazoning the Aperture science logo on T.