"Are you doing better now T?" Asked Chell as T walked out of the machine and an aura of energy surrounded her for a second. "Much. Thank you for your assistance Chell" said T. "T, what was that glow?" Asked Chell. "Don't mind that. It was just me rerouting my new power distribution system. It's basically my life force control in lamaence terms…..god damn it, now I'm speaking like GLaDOS. I should have known that the reassembly machine would program the central core protocols into me" said T.
"So is there anything we can do about that?" Asked Chell. "One moment. I'll be offline for a bit" said T before her eyes stopped glowing. "T? Hello, Terminal Velocity? Anyone in that metal head of yours?" Asked Chell as she knocked on T's head.
T's eyes lit up again before she quickly flipped Chell and held her down with her foot. "Oh, sorry about that. You know, it's not a good idea to go clonking a central and combat core on the head when they can't see anything. I thought I was being attacked or something" said T as she helped Chell back up.
Chell rubbed her rear. "I think you knew very well that was me!" she said. "Whatever, I need to go and chew out GLaDOS. She's going to be getting an audio processor-full about making me overheat to the point where I literally self destruct!" Said T before an elevator shaft decended into the room as did an elevator car.
"T, does this thing go to the living areas? I'm headed there to get some sleep" said Chell. "No. Those are obviously not in the maintenance zones. The easiest way there is…oh, I don't know, I'm sure you can just figure it out. It's not like you'll and up in extended relaxation, the turret testing range, or an incinerator if I just tell you to find it yourself" said T while she disappeared in the elevator.
"And to add to all that, it hurts like android hell! You of course wouldn't know since you have spent the majority of your time in a supercooled ceiling mounted mainframe system!" Ranted T five hours later. "Oh my fuck SHUT UP T! IM SORRY FOR MAKING YOU BLOW UP" shouted GLaDOS. "Finally, a sincere apology. Ok, I'm done now" said T happily. "T, can you go and check the outer cameras? I could, but I've got to do some work on the facilities…that moron did much more damage than I originally thought and it's going to take me some time to fix it automatically" said GLaDOS.
"Then do it manually!" Said T. "I can't do that. Like you, I can't do excessive heavy lifting" said GLaDOS. "One moment" said T as she plugged her arm into a wall mounted port. "Oh boy! Your not going to like this" said T while she disconnected herself. "Oh man, is it Space junk?" Asked GLaDOS. "You could say that. I'm going to retrieve it with Chell" said T on her way out.
"I just got showered off after hauling you to the reassembly machine and now you want me to freeze myself worse than solid in a pitch black wasteland?! How stupid do you think I am?!" Asked Chell. "After your death defying dances like portal pirouettes,doing the turret tango, and according to GLaDOS, the litteral moonwalk, DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT?!" Asked T. "Fine. But I'm not going out there unless I have a heated suit!" Said Chell. "Fine. There should be several of these in storage. I'll go get them. Oh, and I'm dragging GLaDOS along with us. She'll probably need one as will I seeing as we can't function in such a cold climate" said T.
"I'm here. And I already have the suits. You both do realize that it's very hard to move around freely in these things according to the scientists who tested the final versions" said GLaDOS from the door. She was in her android form and she had three suits in her arms.
"Thanks. And I hope you do realize that we need high powered flashlights and a decent oxygen supply to survive out there" said T. "There are Aperture science infinite oxygen cells built into these suits" said GLaDOS. "I thought those were still in development" said T. "I finished testing them the other day. Thanks for that Chell" said GLaDOS.
"Yeah, I don't appreciate you filling a room with nerotoxin without telling me I was testing an infinite oxygen cell. You made me start planning on how to kill you…again…seing as I thought you broke our deal" said Chell who had her arms crossed.
Well, it's in the testing protocol to make sure you don't know that you were not in danger. Otherwise the results would be inaccurate" said GLaDOS. "Whatever" said Chell.