"God it's dark out" muttered Chell. "Oh no, what a nightmare" said T sarcastically. "Quit with the outdated memes" said Chell. "That's a meme?" Asked T. "Quit arguing and get moving. If this thing we're finding is an asteroid or a meteorite, I want to retrieve it so I can study it and maybe make a new gel using what I find out" said GLaDOS.
The three stepped out of the elevator and into the pitch black wheat field. There was a roaring noise. They all looked up to see a red dot streak across the sky. "Was that our objective?" Asked Chell. "Precisely. Seek and retrieve" said GLaDOS. T placed something down in front of the elevator that sent a bright beam of light strait up into the sky. "What's that?" Asked Chell. "A beacon. We're going to need it to find our way back" said T.
After a few hours of searching, they saw a smoldering crater. "Um GLaDOS, T? Are asteroids or meteors supposed to glow blue?" Asked Chell. "Um, whose there? I just happened to land in the dirt. Nothing too serious is damaged. At least I hope. Hey, who's up there? You mind coming here, picking me up. Just an option" said the blue light.
"No…NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Said T as Chell Walked into the crater and picked up,the blue light before shining her flashlight on it. "ELLO!" said the Object. "It's you…I had hoped you'd stay up there for another several years at least" said GLaDOS dryly. "Yeah, it's me. Oh, there's something I always wanted to say to you since the incident. I wish I could take it all back. Do you accept my apology?" Asked Wheatley. "NO! YOU TAKE OVER MY BODY, TRAP ME IN A FREAKING POTATO, ALMOST BLOW UP MY FACULTIES, TRY AND CRUSH CHELL AND ME NOT ONCE BUT MULTIPLE TIMES WITH MY OWN CRUSHERS, MAKE TERRIBLE EXCUSES FOR TESTING CHAMBERS AND OVERWRITE MY SUPERIOR ONES WITH YOUR CRAP ONES AND YOU EXPECT ME TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY?!" Shouted GLaDOS.
"Um…yes?" Asked Wheatley. Oh…OH…I think GLaDOS and I have just the thing to do with you!" Said T angrily. "Um, who might you be?!" Asked A scared Wheatley. "I'm the princess of Aperature and the ruler of the multiverse! I am Terminal Velocity!" Said T. "And you…..you are all kinds of dead" she and GLaDOS said Together.
Back in the facility elevator, Wheatley was talking nonstop. "Please don't sent me back to space. The emptiness is unbearable. Is that a word, it's probably a word, I've heard that word before. Heard a word, I like that. Heard a word! Heard a word". "T, do me a favor and plug yourself into him and turn his volume completely off!" Said GLaDOS. "Hey! If you think having him attached to you was bad, I sure as hell don't want him on me! For all I know, he's still corrupt as all hell and even if he's not, I don't want a moron in my head! You do it!" Said T angrily. "I'll take him off of you as soon as you mute him" said GLaDOS. "Fine" said T before plugging her arm into the intelligence dampening sphere.
Wheatley's voice quieted down until it couldn't be heard anymore. GLaDOS then pulled the core off of her. "Oh god my head….those were definitely some of the worst ideas I h ever heard. Cutting the cord of this elevator, rerouting all the power in the facility to the incinerators, freaking self destructing?! Next time, it's your turn GLaDOS" said T as she rubbed her head.
Wheatley's optic looked like it was frowning at them. He could hear what they were saying about him, he just couldn't speak against it. "You know what moron, you should be enjoying yourself while you can. After everything you put GLaDOS and Chell through I'm honestly surprised they decided to take you back here. Not that I'm going to let you off the hook after your method of fixing a reactor fire was muting the warnings and all the other crap you did" said T.
"Can you not torture him too much. His mental state is somewhat fragile!" Said Chell. "To hell with that! He turned me into a potato battery! That is like one of the biggest insults you can make to an AI here in Aperature!" Said GLaDOS. "Sorry!" Groaned Chell. "Yeah, it's like us calling you fatty mc. Lard tub just because you're a human!" Said T. Chell just rolled her eyes and turned away.