"Hey GLaDOS, what are you going to do to the imbasal?" Asked T. "I'm going through a list of things we could do. Put him into the acid pits? It would make him short circuit terribly!" Asked GLaDOS. "No, too tame" said T. "Leave him tied up in the room with the bird?" Asked GLaDOS. "No, it would peck him and that's about it" said T. "Drop him into the incinerators?" Asked GLaDOS. "Nah, his hull will protect him. It only works on defective turrets because they have no hulls" said T.
"Slowly take him apart piece by piece, wire for wire?" asked GLaDOS. "Heck no. We want to punish him. Not murder him" said T. "Make him watch batman and robin 783 times in a row?" Asked GLaDOS. "Are you feeling okay? And no, we want to punish him I said. Not traumatize him!" Said T.
"I know. We get a ton of defective turrets, reprogram them to say things the normal ones do, fill them with blanks, give them hulls, then put them all around him and repeatedly replace them with new ones so that he thinks the next one will kill him" said T. That could work until he realizes that we aren't going to kill him like that" said GLaDOS.
"How about after that, we put him an a room painted with repulsion gel along with a ton of junk and let it all bounce around like crazy for a few months or more?" Asked T. "Brilliant! You go into the incinerators and open all the unit evacuation transport tubes for all the defective turrets. Once you finish, I'll start them up and send them all to the production line so I can make them seem like normal ones" said GLaDOS.
"Fine. But get some water ready to dump on me when I jump out of the one over there. I'm visiting it last so it's an easy trip back here" said T as she jumped into a transport tube that she had called up.
When T reached the final incinerator, she was irked to find a bunch of debris in the way blocking the way out. "Oh man, and using my force gun takes time and effort that I don't want to exert. Oh well, better get to work" she groaned.
"Hey T, need some help?" Asked Chell. She was wearing a heatproof suit. Nice timing and cool suit. Where'd you get it?" Asked T. "I modified the one I wore on the surface the other day. I'm kind of good with that stuff" said Chell. "Anyway, let's get to work" said t.
(Before you go saying that Chell isn't good with tech and Aperature crap, SHE TURNED A NORMAL POTATO INTO A GIANT MUTATION THAT LITERALLY GREW THROUGH THE ROOF OF APERATURE WHERE IT WAS BEING DISPLAYED AS A SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT! Seriously, if you go and look at the take your daughter to work day projects in Portal 2 there is a giant monster plant in the project with Chell's name right on the mo'fucker…no wonder Wheatley had a spare potato lying around. The thing came from Chell's project…suddenly, that whole thing with the nightmare nitro seems a lot more sensible)
In a few minutes, they had cleared a hole in the rubble through which the overhead valve in the incinerator was visible. "Nice. Need a lift out of here?" Asked T. "You can do that?" Asked Chell. I have thrusters in my shoes. They should be able to support us both" said T.
A little bit later and the two had made it out of android hell. "I was wondering why I couldn't find you on the camera feed" said GLaDOS. "It's your own fault for not making a fireproof camera" said Chell. I never thought I would NEED a fireproof camera" said GLaDOS "the only time you've ever been down there was when we were trying to kill each other."
Well, time to do away with the moron" said GLaDOS. There was lots of shrieking involved in the next few minutes. GLaDOS made a note to record the torture with lowered sound.