"So all I really need to do on you is to make sure your joints are lubricated and your body plating is spotless?" Asked Chell. "Yes. I can take care of the rest automatically seeing as I have a maintenance station for my android body and I have a utility system for my mainframe" Said GLaDOS. "T on the other hand is going to be a huge and challenging project. She's much more complicated than I can describe verbally" she added.
Once Chell had finished with GLaDOS, she turned and saw T leaning On the wall tapping her foot. "Ok T, your turn!" Said Chell. "Finally. This is going to be my first time since my launch so I'm curious as to how having this done is going to feel" said T as she walked over. "Oh you are going to enjoy this" said GLaDOS as she raised a plate from the floor for T to sit on which she gladly accepted.
Chell jumped back as T opened her chest plate with a hissing sound. "Oh come on, you've seen me do this before!" Said T. "Well to be fair, I'm not used to seeing something human esk just open its body up to reveal a ton of Techy modules, circuit boards, and motors" said Chell as she went to work replacing the worn out parts with a kit GLaDOS had provided. "No, that doesn't go there, that Mk. 1798 Aperature Science Speed Enhancement processing chip needs to go in the slot next to it on the right side" said T as Chell tried to replace a green glowing chip that looked like a CPU.
A few hours later, T closed her chest back up. "Here. Now use this rotary buffer" said GLaDOS as a panel next to Chell entered the floor and returned with a white device that had an Aperature Science logo in either side and a slot with several different sized circular pads on top.
T shivered a bit. "I bet this is going to feel so amazing" she said. Chell looked at her weirdly. "Don't look at me like that. You aren't an android, robot, or anything but a normal human! You get feels from much different things than we do!" Snapped T. "She has a very valid point You know, Chell" said GLaDOS. "Ok, Ok! Cool it Will you?!" Said Chell as she turned the buffer on and held it against T's quills before moving it around.
"Yeah, I was right, this feels so good!" Moaned T. "See, I told you didn't I?" Asked GLaDOS. "Yeah…" Said T. "T, what does that feel like to you?" Asked Chell. "Why? Just a moment ago, you were looking at me like I had lost it completely" said T. I'm just kind of interested in you since I'm a human and you "are an android. Like you said, there's a big difference between the two" said Chell.
"I don't know, it feels like someone is…petting or massaging me" said T. "So how would someone petting you feel good?" Asked Chell. "When they built this body, they went all out in making an anthropomorphic hedgehog. They put touch sensors literally everywhere they could that was on a real hedgehog. The only difference being that I'm anthropomorphic and I don't do the more repulsive things that a normal hedgehog would do" said T.
"Like what?" Asked Chell. "Don't say she didn't warn you…" Muttered GLaDOS. "Well, eating shit along with their own babies for one thing. Getting rabies for another" Said T. "Ok! Ok! I'm terribly sorry I asked!" Said Chell. "Thank god I'm not like that" said T. "So why a hedgehog anyway?" Asked GLaDOS. "The designers were really into sonic" said T.
After a few more minutes, Chell put down the buffer. "That was amazing!" Said T. "Well, I did do a good job. Your angles aren't exactly the easiest to navigate you know T" said Chell. "Aperature Tech is like that" said GLaDOS.
T looked at herself. "Man I am shiny!" She said. "Well I'm glad you liked it. Because I'm going back to bed and I'm not getting up" said Chell.
