A/N: Alright, this fic is years old and most certainly abandoned, as is this entire account honestly. But I recently managed to guess my old log in data for this account which gives me the power to edit what is on it. I'm not even going to lie, I found re-reading this increadably cringworthy, which I guess is a pretty normal reaction to finding stuff you created at 12 or 13 years old. Especially the A/Ns and the spelling. Damn.
But I also didn't want to delete it. So since I managed to preserve the original files for it on an ancient USB stick, I decided to fix the spelling and make some very minor tweaks to it before I leave it for good. The content is pretty much the same though, for better or for worse.
I also added some of the chapters together because some of them were very short and/or similar to each other. This is why there are less chapters now. All the coversations are still there, just not all in their own chapter. There are still three conversations I think are too short but oh well.
I think that is all, so yea.
Now (hopefully) enjoy reading these conversations between various Hetalia characters and the marvellous Cleverbot.
Canada to Russia and England
Canada: Hello, how are you?
Cleverbot: Um I'm good I suppose. You?
Canada: I am fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: Want to come over?
Canada: I don't know... Do I know you? Is this you America?
Cleverbot: Hey heck no.
Canada: England?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Canada: Oh, you know who I am! :).
Cleverbot: No. I'm dead. I can't think.
Canada: W-what? I-is this one of your fairy friends England?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Canada: What does that mean? You scare me a bit...
Cleverbot: Good.
Canada: W-what? Who are you? W-what happened to England?
Cleverbot: I go to sleep?
Canada: England is asleep? T-then what are you doing in his house?
Cleverbot: I'm not IN your computer, per say...
Canada: W-what? Russia? Is that you Russia?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Canada: W-what did you do to England?
Cleverbot: I have done many things.
Canada: W-what? Is… is h-he still a-alive?
Cleverbot: He is.
Canada: Oh mon diou, thank you! P-please don't kill England, R-russia...
Cleverbot: Don't give me a reason to.
Canada: I-I w-wont... B-but please d-don't h-hurt him.
Cleverbot: It's a change.
Canada: I-is he already h-hurt.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Canada: W-what? W-hat did...
Cleverbot: Nothing.
Canada: *starts to cry* p-pleas leave him alone...
Cleverbot: Perhaps that is why.
Canada: W-what... *knees down begging* p-pleas don't kill him!
Cleverbot: Yes!
Canada: Y-you kill him or n-not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Canada: W-what? *pales* I-is he a-alive?
Cleverbot: Yes?
Canada: W-why the qu-questionmark? D-does that m-mean he c-could be d-dead a-already.
Cleverbot: No.
Canada: S-So he still l-lives?
Cleverbot: With you? Yes.
Canada: W-what is that... D-did you k-kill him? *sobs*.
Cleverbot: Not fully. I have kidnapped him.
Canada: England! D-don't kill him! I-I d-do...
Cleverbot: Yes, You do. Who is he?
Canada: E-england? Y-you don't evan c-care w-who you h-hurt?
Cleverbot: Not really...
Canada: *cries and is scared* D-don't kill him.
Cleverbot: I do not care about computers. I am a person and I am scared to death.
Canada: E-england? I-is it y-you? A-are you...
Cleverbot: I like you too *blushes*.
Canada: I-I like you too England... P-please d-don't die!
Cleverbot: And I keep hitting re-p-p-p-p-eat.
Canada: R-russia? I-is it you a-again? Y-you h-hit E-england? I-is he a-alive?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm England.
Canada: England! You are alive.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Canada: Where is Russia!
Cleverbot: Where the bears are.
Canada: F-forest? W-what is he doing there? Y-you have to leave! C-can you l-leave.
Cleverbot: I like you.
Canada: I-I like you too *sobs again* p-pleas try to run.
Cleverbot: You like me?
Canada: Y-yes! I-is R-russia st-still away?
Cleverbot: What?!
Canada: W-what? D-did h-he c-come b-back.
Cleverbot: I will come back. Sorry. Muahahaha.
Canada: *squeals* R-russia! W-what happened to England.
Cleverbot: It sank under the ocean.
Canada: W-What! Y-you k-killed h-him! *cries harder than ever and leaves to tell America that England died*.
Cleverbot: Aww don't cry.