Austria to Prussia and France, Spain and Hungary appear
Austria: Good day.
Cleverbot: Good day to you, also.
Austria: It is a pleasure meeting you.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
Austria: No. I am a country.
Cleverbot: What country are you then?
Austria: I am Austria. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am now!
Austria: Is it you Prussia?
Cleverbot: No.
Austria: I see. Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I am me.
Austria: Prussia, if it is you...It is you Prussia, right...? *rolling his eyes*.
Cleverbot: Clever Girl.
Austria: Prussia! Did you just call me a girl? That is...
Cleverbot: No.
Austria: Then who was it? One of your horrendous friends?
Cleverbot: Yes, name one of my friends.
Austria: Was it France?
Cleverbot: It was!
Austria: So the tree of you are together again... Oh what joy... *sighing*.
Cleverbot: Whatever you like.
Austria: What? What are you up to, you idiots?
Cleverbot: Going to bed.
Austria: What? How… who said that? France?
Cleverbot: And to render him paradise.
Austria: France you perverted idiot, stay away from me, you hear!
Cleverbot: But you said you were a male human... Heh, are you cute XD.
Austria: I am a country, not a human. Are you drunk?
Cleverbot: Do you go on drinking binges often.
Austria: Of course not! I am not like you three.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
Austria: What? I know that there is a god, he told Hungary to hit you with a frying pan France, remember...
Cleverbot: Are you a Christian?
Austria: That is non of your matter. Why am I even talking to you drunken gits?
Cleverbot: Because you have to.
Austria: I do not.
Cleverbot: But you just said you do.
Austria: What? You just don't make sense! I should have gone long ago. *turns to leave*.
Cleverbot: Like what?
Austria: *turns back* what do you mean by this? I swear if it is anything perverted...
Cleverbot: I think you are, simply because there is nothing better to do that I am willing to engage in.
Austria: What? Oh, why do I even try? I am leaving and don't you dare try anything with me! *turns again and leaves to play Chopin*.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Austria: *keeps playing*.
Cleverbot: It's okay! *comforts him*.
Austria: *irritated because the BTT broke through his window and is trying to hug him to death*.
Cleverbot: *is in the bathroom with him*.
Austria: *screams because France is trying to molest him*.
Cleverbot: *isn't screaming..*.
Austria: *Prussia and Spain laugh* *Hungary enters the house*.
Cleverbot: *presses and kisses harder*.
Austria: *trys to get France off him and stop him from taking his shirt off...*.
Cleverbot: *struggles to get free*.
Austria: *keeps struggling while Hungary knocks out Prussia and Spain*.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
Austria: *screams for help while France is talking and Hungary enters the bathroom*.
Cleverbot: *confused* what?!
Austria: *Hungary beats France with frying pan*.
Cleverbot: *doesn't stop*.
Austria: *Hungary keeps hitting until he is knocked out, than helps Austria up. The two leave*.