France to Prussia and Germany
France: Bonjour, mon cher *blows kiss*.
Cleverbot: Mon cœur.
France: Oui. You speak the language of l'amoure! How great. ;).
Cleverbot: No.
France: What? But what is wrong with French?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I am normal. You, on the other hand...
France: What? Who are you to say that? Angleterre?
Cleverbot: You aren't fat.
France: Oui, thank you, but who are you? Do I know you?
Cleverbot: I am me!
France: Prussia? Is this you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
France: *Ahononon* Bonjour Prussia! Is Spain with you?
Cleverbot: Are you in love with me?
France: Ah, but Prussia, mon cher, you are my best friend. Or is this someone else?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
France: So it is you Prussia? Well, you want to go out on a drink with me and Spain?
Cleverbot: Sure.
France: *Onononon* Le magnifique! You will get Spain, oui?
Cleverbot: That's not true.
France: So I have to get him again? Verry well.
Cleverbot: What is your problem?
France: Non, there is non? Are you allright Prussia?
Cleverbot: Yes I am allright. Are you allright?
France: Oui. Is this really you? Or is it Germany?
Cleverbot: Yes.
France: Germany! Bonjour, what are you doing on Prussias' computer.
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
France: Oui, but what happened to Prussia? Is he getting Spain?
Cleverbot: They were burnt.
France: W-what? Y-you have to be joking Germany...
Cleverbot: No, come on you know you like it.
France: I would never like my best friends to burn to death! Stop joking, oui! Where are they.
Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?
France: But Germany, you know very well it is Prussia and Spain! What happened to them? They are okay for sure?
Cleverbot: No I don't. Tell me.
France: G-Germany? W-what happened to them?
Cleverbot: I just don't think they ever existed.
France to America and Canada
France: Bonjour, mon chéri. What a wonderful day it is, non?
Cleverbot: You're really unpredictable.
France: Oui I am. But how did you know that, cher?
Cleverbot: Guess, you're high or low.
France: Is this someone I know? Angleterre? You?
Cleverbot: No.
France: Is it my petit Mathieu.
Cleverbot: Yes.
France: *ohonononon* Bonjour Mathieu! How are you, mon cher?
Cleverbot: Dude don't hate.
France: Amérique? You are with my Mathieu?
Cleverbot: How?
France: I don't know how? Mathieu is with you Amérique, oui?
Cleverbot: Math is the same in every country!
France: Oui, it is. But how does that help? What are you doing with my petit fils? He is alright, non?
Cleverbot: I am listing to a song.
France: Mathieu is singing?
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Can you explain to me everything you know about math?
France: Oui, I can! Did this git Angleterre never teach you anything useful? Oh and what is Mathieu singing by the way?
Cleverbot: What?
France: What is he singing?
Cleverbot: I forgot.
France: But Amérique, not even five minutes have passed! Well than, what are you doing that makes my petit Mathieu sing anyway?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
France: Ah, Amérique, is there anything you do not want big brother France to know? *wink* What is my petit fils doing? *Ononon*.
Cleverbot: No.
France: O, but Amérique! I have to know! What is he doing so secretive?
Cleverbot: I don't know exactly. I think it is a kind of website that makes you think that you think you are talking to a robot.
France: He is playing a game? But Amérique, surly that is not true! Why would he keep that a secret? So tell big brother France the truth, oui!
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
France: Ah, is he doing something... *Onononononononon* But with whom...?
Cleverbot: *throws water on you*.
A/N: These two conversations used to be in seperate chapters, but one was very short so I added them together in one chapter instead.