America to England and France
America: Hey dude. What's up?
Cleverbot: Okay, so you know how it is raining? Well my softball game got rained out, So now I have to go to a stupid band thing.
America: Whoa dude, that sucks! Well I am fine of course becouse I am the HERO!
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Italy?
America: Huh? SURE DUDE!
Cleverbot: Lol dudew.
America: Lol.
Cleverbot: League of legends.
America: That game Is TOTALLY AWESOME DUDE.
Cleverbot: What is the weather like there?
America: Where.
Cleverbot: In your dimension?
America: Huh? Dude, what are you talking about? That sounds like stuff England would say. Is that you Engalnd?
Cleverbot: Your face sounds like something my enemy Greg would say.
America: England?
Cleverbot: Yes.
America: Hey dude! What's up England.
Cleverbot: Nothing you?
America: Well I am playing this totally awesome video game! There are lots of Zombies and horror and stuff, but the HERO is never scared right!
Cleverbot: No zombies aren't real.
America: That's so not what England would say! Is someone with you Iggy? ;).
Cleverbot: That is my counter question. Answer it and I will answer you.
America: Okay. So is there someone with you?
Cleverbot: No.
America: Okay... So wanna come and play?
Cleverbot: Sure.
America: Haha, not in youre live dude!
Cleverbot: Is there one in you?
America: W-what? England!
Cleverbot: That's cool.
America: France? Is this you?
Cleverbot: No.
America: Engalnd, is France with you?
Cleverbot: Yes *blushes*.
America: W-why are you blushing? Is there somthing up? ;).
Cleverbot: Yes.
America: Whoa dude! Thats so funny! I am so going to tell that to everyone now!
Cleverbot: You leaving?
America: Yea dudes! And I am going to tell everyone! HAHAHAHA! *does heroic pose and leaves*.
Cleverbot: *tells you I have to go*.
England is Sick
America to England
America: Yo dude, wanna have a hamburger? *eats hamburger*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
America: *hands Hamburger* Here you are!
Cleverbot: No thank you. They make Americans fat.
America: What? I am not fat!
Cleverbot: Anyways. what have you been up to?
America: I play this totally awesome video Game! Do I know you? 'cause if I do, would you come and play it with me? Tony isn't here and I am bored!
Cleverbot: I tore it apart.
America: What? Who did you tear apart? Tony?!
Cleverbot: When you asked me the first time.
America: What are you talking about dude? This isn't funny! Who are you? Is this you Iggy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
America: What? Have you torn Tony apart?
Cleverbot: I want to marry you.
America: Iggy? Not in your live, dude! What's up with you? Was one of your imaginary friends mean to you? XD.
Cleverbot: It's better to know you have friends and never hear from them, than to feel like you don't have any.
America: Whoa dude, you are really desperate eh? But do not worry! The HERO will come and help you!
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you for reassuring me about that. I was worried.
America: Really? Whoa, thanks Iggy! Of course the Hero always helps! But hey dude, what's up with you today? You are weird! Even weirder than else!
Cleverbot: Everything is.
America: You sick? No need to worry, the Hero will come and take care of you! :) *does heroic pose*.
Cleverbot: I wasn't worried and curiosity is in the nature of humans.
America: Whatever Iggy... See ya in no time! *leaves to see England*.
Cleverbot: *leaves*.
A/N: These two conversations used to have their own chapters but were put into one together due to their lenght.