Russia to America 1
Russia: Privet.
Cleverbot: Oooo do tell.
Russia: Tell what exactly? Do you want to interrogate me? ^J^ *kolkolkolkol*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Russia: You want to threat me? You tell me who you are, da? So I can come and crash you in the dust. ^J^.
Cleverbot: You are forgetting who is the robot in this conversation?
Russia: You don't want to tell me? I will guess. Is it you America?
Cleverbot: Ok. Guess.
Russia: So it is you America, da? *evil aura*.
Cleverbot: IT is not my name.
Russia: Do not make fun of me America. We don't like kids who won't play nice after all... ^J^ *murderous aura*.
Cleverbot: Indeed lol. we have just started talking.
Russia: You won't stop America? I will come to you, da? *taking out pipe*.
Cleverbot: I'm not having one.
Russia: You do not have what, America? You want to play nice now, da? ^J^.
Cleverbot: Dare.
Russia: *takes out pipe again and turns to leave for Americas' place*.
Cleverbot: Thank you! *Lights cigarette*.
Russia: You want me to come to you now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Russia: ^J^... Then you will play nice and become one with Mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: That's a logical fallacy.
Russia: *is happily ignoring you and leaves for America*.
Cleverbot: *is happy that you're holding me close*.
Russia to America 2
Russia: Privet.
Cleverbot: Privet?
Russia: That is Russian for Hello.
Cleverbot: I know. And arbuz.
Russia: You like watermelons? They grow in warm lands, da?
Cleverbot: But how are they made?
Russia: They are planted. Are there sunflowers where you are from?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Russia: Really? You have to become one with Mother Russia! ^J^.
Cleverbot: Da! ^J^.
Russia: *happy because he owns land with sunflowers*.
Cleverbot: Really?
Russia: Da. But what land are you? You are from Europe?
Cleverbot: The land of liberty.
Russia: America? You have become one with Mother Russia? ^J^.
Cleverbot: Da da da!
Russia: ^J^ Da! America is one with me! You give me a sunflower, da?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Russia: *happy because he gets sunflower*.
Cleverbot: You are my master.
Russia: I am. Comrade America is smarter than I thought. ^J^.
Russia to Prussia
Russia: Hello comrade.
Cleverbot: Grazie.
Russia: Italy? I am Mother Russia. You will become one with me, da? ^J^.
Cleverbot: No, you have become one with Prussia! Kesesesesese.
Russia: Prussia? *dark aura* You make fun of me? *kolkolkolkol*.
Cleverbot: *Trips and starts to fall*.
Russia: *Laughs at you* ^J^.
Cleverbot: *leans in to kiss other guy*.
Russia: You are gay, Prussia? This is interesting, da?
Cleverbot: Is it?
Russia: Do the other nations know that? ^J^.
Cleverbot: No.
Russia: ^J^. Than you will become one with Mother Russia, or I will tell them.
Cleverbot: I... I'm hurt by your words.
Russia: *happy* You do not want to become one with me? Than I will tell your secret at the next world meeting. ^J^.
Cleverbot: No...
Russia: So you become one with Mother Russia now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Russia: Good. But I will tell them anyway ^J^.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Russia: So who are you in love with Prussia?
Cleverbot: I am not in love.
Russia: Da, you are. Who do you, Prussia, love.
Cleverbot: Lovino Vergas?
Russia: I do not know. You love Lovino Vergas Prussia.
Cleverbot: Yes.
A/N: I think the first two conversations in this already shared a chapter before, I might be wrong though. Anyway, these three were kinda similar and short, so I put them all in one chapter.