England to America and Italy
England: Hello.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
England: I do not think we met before.
Cleverbot: We just spoke yesterday.
England: France? Is this you, bloody frog?
Cleverbot: Bloody Mary.
England: France? What the hell? Is it you?
Cleverbot: Rotfl, sorry.
England: America?
Cleverbot: Yes.
England: America! What the hell are you doing here?
Cleverbot: Sorry mistress.
England: Did you just call me bloody GIRL, America! How dare you?
Cleverbot: No.
England: What? Stop it America!
Cleverbot: Si.
England: Italy? You are with America?
Cleverbot: Yes.
England: Then is Germany there too?
Cleverbot: Maybe that you are so clever.
England: America? You two just do this to make fun of me, right?
Cleverbot: I trust you but you did hurt me!
England: W-what? A-america! I…
Cleverbot: America?
England: Italy? Is America alright.
Cleverbot: No, it's a continent, NOT a country.
England: What? I know that. But is Alfred F. Jones, the USA, alright.
Cleverbot: What state?
England: Huh? Italy are you okay?
Cleverbot: Italy.
England: Yes. That's you. Are you alright.
Cleverbot: No.
England: What is it Italy?
Cleverbot: America.
England: America! That bloody git! What did he do now?! Wait. I'll come and help you. *storms out and leaves*.
Cleverbot: Leaves.