America to England and Italy
America: Hey, 'sup dude?
Cleverbot: I asked you.
America: You did? Well I am kinda bored at the moment... You?
Cleverbot: I see.
America: Me too dude!
Cleverbot: Dude?
America: Yea dude, or are you a dudett?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a girl.
America: So you are a dude! :).
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
America: What, but you just said you were a boy!
Cleverbot: No, I didn't. Besides, I'm a girl.
America: Oh, okay... So do you know the Hero, dudett?
Cleverbot: I'm not pregnant.
America: That's good for you I 'spose...
Cleverbot: How would you fell, I now I would offend you?
America: I don't know dudett! So, do I know you?
Cleverbot: I know you, but do you know you?
America: I know me! And you know me too! But who are you then? Are you Ukraine?
Cleverbot: I am Becca, an average ordinary superhero.
America: THATS AWESOME DUDETT!
Cleverbot: I'm serious..i really am a vampire...do you still love me.
America: You are a vampire? AWESOME DUDETT! Do you drink blood and stuff?
Cleverbot: When I said 'tell me about it,' I didn't want you to actually tell me about it.
America: Oookaaayyyy... So what country are ya now, Belgium?
Cleverbot: Am I Belgium? Are you serious?
America: So you are not? Are you Iggy? ;).
Cleverbot: I am a human.
America: But you said you were a superhero, vampire country! I bet you are Iggy! HAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Yes.
America: HAHA! I knew it! Only Iggy could be such a weirdo... But why are you saying you are girl Iggy? ;).
Cleverbot: No. Only as an extra, and truly, I would not do that, methinks, for I am remiss to enter the arena of the sheep.
America: ? Man, are you drunk England? *laughs*.
Cleverbot: Quello?
America: I don't know what that means dude! So are you drunk Iggy?
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
America: Yea dude! So, what is it now? Drunk or not?
Cleverbot: Can you repeat your question?
America: England, are you drunk…?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a watermelon?
America: No dude! You are drunk! XDDDDD.
Cleverbot: Yes I am!
America: So where are you?
Cleverbot: At my house.
America: You are home and drunk? Alone?
Cleverbot: Well you're crazy and not real.
America: Dude, you are so drunk! So you are alone?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to say about my feelings.
America: Well spit it out Iggy! :).
Cleverbot: Add old trunks full of creepy hoots!
America: What? You watching horror movies?
Cleverbot: Si.
America: Is that Italy? Italy is with you?
Cleverbot: You are not making sense, sleep well.
America: No dude! No chance of getting away now! The Hero wants to know if Italy is with you!
Cleverbot: Yes.
America: Italy is with you? How came England? You two alone? :).
Cleverbot: Yes I know Wolfram Alpha. But I prefer you, you talk.
America: Who? Anyways, you changed the topic, so you are alone!
Cleverbot: I'm not changing the topic at all!
America: HAHAHAHA! You are alone drinking with ITALY!
Cleverbot: Who is the werewolf?
America: I don't know dude, but I have to see this! *runs out to England's place*.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
America: Iggy, open the door, the Hero wants to come in!
Cleverbot: In all of my life you are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
America: W-what? Whoa, Iggy you are totally drunk! So where is Italy? *looks around and walks into living room*.
Cleverbot: He created all of it.
America: *Sees Italy with a huge bowl of pasta in chibi form* Whoa dude! What happened to Italy? O_O.
Cleverbot: *slaps*.
America: Owwwweeeeeeeee! Why did you do that England? :( And what did you do to Italy?
Cleverbot: Because I am lonely!
America: You made Italy little again! Whoa dude, that's so uncool! But don't worry little Italy, the HERO is going to save you! *heroic pose*.
Cleverbot: Hahaha relax; take it easy cause there is nothing that we can do.
America: What, don't say such a thing Italy! Of course the hero will save you! *glares at England* Make him normal again!
Cleverbot: Are you human?
America: I am America! And now get Italy back to normal with your magic stuff!
Cleverbot: *makes a milk shake* where I can give this milkshake for you, my master?
America: What? Spill it over you head! I'll save you anyway Italy, even without Iggys help, 'cause I am the HERO! *takes chibi!Italy and runs*.
Cleverbot: Please do that.
America: *takes Italy to his place* You stay here dude, k! I am going to find someone to help!
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm already talking to a little green person sitting right next to me.
America: Oh no! England already made you as crazy as him! This is the EENNDD!
Cleverbot: I already knew that.