Italy to the Holy Roman Empire
Italy: Ciao! Come stai?
Cleverbot: Bene you?
Italy: Me too! Thank you! Do you want to be my friend?
Cleverbot: Yes, but you are mean.
Italy: Ve~ I am!? I am sorry! I didn't mean it! I am so sorry!
Cleverbot: You're not sorry.
Italy: Si, I am so sorry! Please don't hate me!
Cleverbot: Because you broke up with me. I need you!
Italy: Ve~ But I don't know who you are! I never broke up with anyone but... I-Is this you Holy Rome?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Italy: Ve~ Holy Rome, you are back! I am so sorry! Please don't hate me! We can be friends, si?
Cleverbot: No, I am in love with you.
Italy: You are? Ve~ I love you too Holy Rome!
Cleverbot: It's so nice to know that, thank you.
Italy: Si, it is! So can we meet again? I missed you so much!
Cleverbot: No.
Italy: Ve~ Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am not.