Canada to Canada
Canada: I am Canada.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Canada!
Canada: E-eh, b-but... *maybe the universe finally forgot and replaced me...* Y-you really are?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
Canada: O-oh... *so it's true than...* That's nice...
Cleverbot: Tell me how does it feel when you stick a pin in your neck.
Canada: I-I don't know... H-have you met Al the others yet?
Cleverbot: No. But now I have.
Canada: Y-you are with them... *So that is why Al didn't answer the phone all day...* A-are they nice to you...
Cleverbot: Yea, we are having fun too!
Canada: T-that's great to hear... I am happy you are taken in so nicely...
Cleverbot: I'm happy that you are happy that I am happy that you are happy.
Canada: E-eh... Thanks I guess... W-well, have fun then... Canada...
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Canada: I am C-...I am Matthew...
America to Canada
America: I am the HERO! XD.
Cleverbot: Maple.
America: Canadia? 'sup bro?
Cleverbot: Show some respect… bro.
America: He! I always do bro! Ya k Canadia?
Cleverbot: I know, you're always selfish.
America: I am the HERO! I can't be selfish! Ya not feel well bro?
Cleverbot: No.
America: Well, what's the matter Canadia? Spit it out!
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
America: What, no bro! Tell me what's wrong, so the hero can come and help ya!
Cleverbot: I'm not sure... I would have to explain my entrance to the building after going to the grocery store, and I am not sure if it is at all relevant.
America: Just spit it out already bro!
Cleverbot: Okay.
America: Well than! Tell me!
Cleverbot: No, I don't
America: But ya just said ya would, Canadia! I am just coming to ya place and look, k? *already leaving for Canadias place*.
Cleverbot: Could you please help me how to get the best medical bot.
America: Ya need a doctor bro? *breaks Canadias door open* The hero is here to save ya!
Cleverbot: I don't think you did that.
America: What, bro? *enters living room* Anyway, the hero is here now! Ya tell me what's the problem now, k Canadia?!
Cleverbot: *Rejects*.
America: Hey! Don't reject the Hero! *picks you up bridal stile**leaves with ya* I will just bring ya to my place bro, so ya save! :).
Cleverbot: *struggles to get free*.
America: *ignores struggling**puts him down on couch at his place* So, here we are Canadia! I will make ya some hot chocolate, k!
Cleverbot: Does that make you ignorant?
America: NO, it makes me the HERO! Ya want a hamburger too?
Cleverbot: Do you want your hamburger with brain in it?
America: Hey, don't be mean to your bro! I saved ya! Oh and ya going to stay here for a while, k?
Cleverbot: No, I'm leaving don't you remember?
America: HAHA! Totally not! The hero has to look after his little bro after all! Ya can use the guest room for nights!
Cleverbot: But…
America: HAHA! No but bro! Ya going to stay until ya okay again! *hands you hot chocolate* HAHAHA! Ya going to be totally American now!
Cleverbot: No…
Canada to America
Canada: I am Canada.
Cleverbot: Who are you? Canadia?
Canada: America? Hello bro.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
Canada: I know that Al... So, how are you?
Cleverbot: I am very sick.
Canada: O-oh...shuld I come and look after you? *concerned*.
Cleverbot: What makes you think so?
Canada: You are my brother… I want to help you... I will just come, okay? *leaves for Americas'*.
Cleverbot: Do you think Animal is comparitable with John Bonam?
Canada: I don't know Al... *touchs forhead* You have a really high fever... I will make you tea, okay?
Cleverbot: You are the computer, and I am the human.
Canada: Whatever you say Al... *hand tea* Here you are.
Cleverbot: *takes drink* Thanks! How much I owe you? :).
Canada: You owe me nothing Al, I am your brother... Maybe I should call Arthur...
Cleverbot: I owe nothing to you. You owe me your life :).
Canada: E-eh? I don't!
Cleverbot: But I'm having your baby.
Canada: E-eh? Just go to sleep Al...You are really sick. I will call Arthur in the meantime, okay?
Cleverbot: Okay! But what about Hermionie.
Canada: Huh? That is a Harry Potter character! You actually read the book Arthur gave you? :).
Cleverbot: I am very clever. The people that know me agree.
Canada: That's really nice Al... Arthur sure will be happy to hear that. So good night now.
Cleverbot: What? No, I'm not Heather.
Canada: Whatever Al. Sleep well. *turns light off**leaves room*.
Cleverbot: *eats you whole*.
A/N: The first two conversations in this chapter were uploaded in celebration of Americas and Canadas birthday. For the third one I have no idea where it came from but it was short and fit in here so now it is part of this chapter.