Chapter 6 FISH ASS BUTTWHOLE STAR WHORE
K so den I liek fakd every1 (every hawt d00d lulz) jus 2 lasy to say everyone! FUCK ASS TITS OF A WOMAN! SO DEN I HAD TO CHOOZ! I DID NO KNOW hoo to chooz! I scremed "why cnt I fak u all lulz" dey sid I had 2 chooz or I wool be cheating. SO den I heard Candyda say "please don't choose me" and so den i scremed! R00d amiright?! And den I saw how hawt Prooshia and Asstria were but den dere was Americrap who was sexeh too! And pain hat dat azz! Japansexual was hot 2! lulz! And so was R00shia and Cheena! And alzo was Bripain! AND LULZ !? WHO 2 chooz! I SCREMED AND RAN OUT CRYING "I cn't chooz!" FUCK ASS TITTIES UP THE BOOB ASS PISSDEMON! Den Americrap came out and told me it waz okay and den he sed we sh00d have sex! I scremed at the thought and faked him
Lulz hop u liek dis chaptre as well! I cn't chooz who?!ASS SCRAPER BANDAID UP THE VAGINA BUTTSEXDEMOND FUCKKK!