Lazyfox: Hey guys I'm back and got a new chapter for you all to enjoy. Yay~ I've reached over 20 reviews YAY ME~! (Claps like an idiot) sorry watching the suite life on deck at the moment. Anyway thanks for all the reviews. Random take it away with the random selecting person to do the disclaimer button.
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Iruka: Hello everyone
Lazyfox: Sorry I haven't added him much in the story yet, but don't worry he'll be in here soon just wait until the academy sage then we'll have more Iruka action. Anyway Iruka the disclaimer if you would
Iruka: LazyFoxLover does not own Naruto in anyway, still hopes to gain control of it someday soon.
Lazyfox: Well spoken Iruka. You see why he's one of my favorites and because of that you will have a girlfriend in this story.
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Lazyfox: Sorry Random, but your dream has been crushed again. There will be no Yaoi on the show period.
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Lazyfox: - shoots Random with a tranquilizer dart that makes her fall asleep- There, there crazy we have some nice people from the crazy house here to see you. -Patting Random's head until she was put into a straitjacket and carried off- Don't worry I'm sure she'll be fine by the end of the show. Oh before I forget I should probably tell you I have some evil plans for Naruko in this chapter, but I won't tell you what they are you just have to read to find out what they are~ ^.^
The sun was setting over the quite village of Konona which meant it was almost time for dinner at the Third Hokage's house. The sun was just setting in the horizon when a blood curtailing cry of terror was heard throughout Konona. The scream came from the Third Hokage's mansion and the source of the scream came from none other than Naruko Uzumaki.
This blonde haired six year old stared in horror at her beloved grandparents because they were asking her to do the unthinkable of her. Her grandparents couldn't help the giggles that escaped them at their granddaughter's horrified reaction.
"Gr...Gr...Grandpa you can't be serious about this! It just not human," screamed the frightened girl glaring at the object in her grandmother's hands.
"Of course I'm serious Naru-Chan. Tonight I expect you to act and dress like a proper young lady," Hiruzen tells her enjoying a lot more than he would. "Dear Kami I really am spending too much time with these two."
"There an't no way in hell I'm wearing that thing! Shika will absolutely have a field day with me if he sees me wearing that" Naruko whined making a disgusted face at the outfit her grandmother was holding.
"Now Naruko sweetheart I think your blowing this whole thing out of portion. It's not that bad," Kaede said trying to reason with her stubborn Granddaughter.
Naruko gave her grandmother an 'are-you-serious' look that screamed she was not happy. "That's easy for you to say you don't have to wear that abomination around your friends. I'm not wearing that thing and that's final" she declared turning away from her grandparents sticking to her decision.
Hiruzen was becoming agitated with Naruko's stubbornness and knew he had to play his trump card if he was to win this battle of wills. "Naruko Uzumaki if you do not go upstairs right this second and put that kimono on then I'll have no other choice, but to ban ramen from the village."
At Hiruzen's threat both Naruko and Kaede gasped in horror and were left speechless. After awhile Naruko regained her composure and sent a nasty glare towards her grandfather.
"You. Wouldn't. Dare." Naruko said emphasizing each word never wavering in her glare as she tried to call his bluff.
Hiruzen countered with his own glare. "Try me," he said giving her the 'You-Will-Do-As-I-Say-Or-You-Can-Kiss-Your-Preciou s-Ramen-Goodbye' look.
The staring contest between them lasted for five minutes until Naruko sighed in defeat knowing she would not win this fight. So she had no other choice, but to submit to her grandfather wish or risk the loss of her beloved ramen.
"Okay fine, you win Grandpa. I'll wear the stupid kimono," Naruko said sighing in defeat as she walked by taking the kimono from her grandmother's hands.
"That's my good girl. Now go get ready our guest should be here for dinner soon and I want you to look your very best," Hiruzen said victoriously never once losing the smirk off his face as he watched Naruko go upstairs to get ready for dinner.
"That was a cruel thing you to do, but I condemned you on picking up some of my old skills of negotiating" Kaede said passing by him.
"I learned from the best my dear" he said smugly.
Kaede smirked at the complement from her Ex-husband. "And don't you ever forget it" she teased headed up the stairs to assist her granddaughter if needed.
Hiruzen smiled fondly after her still gleaming with pride for actually winning an argument with his stubborn granddaughter. "Maybe I'll be able to win future arguments" he thought getting lost in his thoughts when a cough brought him back to reality.
"You know you only won because you played the ramen card right?" came a stoic voice from outside the window telling what the Hokage was thinking with the hopeful gleam in his eyes.
Hiruzen sighed glaring at the Anbu Captain/Naruko's older brother for ruining his day dream. "Yes Kakashi I'm aware of that, but it really doesn't change the fact I still beat her this time," he countered inviting the silver haired man inside.
"Did you really put this whole dinner together to force Naruko inside a kimono? You know how much she hates to wear girly clothes," Kakashi said jumping inside the room from the window sill.
Hiruzen had a cunning smile on his face turning away from Kakashi's analyzing gaze. "I know and that means my other surprise for her will not be happily welcomed either" he said mysteriously.
Kakashi raised eyebrow at the mysterious aura around his leader. "I don't like that look of yours sir it's kind of creepy. I also have a bad feeling this isn't going to end well for my little sister."
Hiruzen decided to ignore Kakashi's paranoid questioning and change the subject. "So Kakashi How would you like to be addressed tonight around the others?" he asked.
"I'll like to be addressed as Dog still sir. I don't want Naruko knowing my real name just yet," Kakashi tells him before putting on his Anbu mask.
"Very well. How were the evening patrols? Was their any trouble?" Hiruzen asked going into work mood.
"There were no reports of trouble on any of the borders. Our allies seem to be stable as well as our trading partners. And the Villagers are still a bunch of assholes around Naruko," Kakashi reported growling at the end of his report.
Hiruzen's eyes darkened a little at the ending of the report. "I'm pleased with most of your report, but at least I can't change anything about the last part just yet. Some days I feel like I could kill Minato again for putting Naruko through this, but I know he had he's reasons for doing it."
Kakashi nodded in agreement. "I know my sensei and I know it was a very important cause to allow his child to become the Kyuubi's host."
Before the conversation could continue the doorbell was heard ringing throughout the house alerting the occupants of the house to a new guest.
Hiruzen walked over to open the door to revel a tall man with spiky black hair with a beard smoking a cigarette.
Hiruzen smiled warmly at his guest. "Welcome home Asuma it's been awhile," he said gesturing for him to come in.
Asuma returned the smile giving his father a hug. "It been a long time. How have you been Otoo-san?" he asked walking with his father into the foyer wear Kakashi was standing reading from his little orange book. "Yo Kakashi long time no see. Still into that smut I see" he teased.
Kakashi raised his hand in greeting completely ignoring the others man jab at him continuing to read his precious book.
"I've been about the same since you left. Though I gained a few troubles from Naruko's constant pranking, but it's a heart warming task when you see how proud she looks after a successful job" he admitted glowing in happiness talking about Naruko.
Asuma picked up on his father happy mood and tried to match his smile. "I'm guessing she's the little girl you talked about in your letters. Will I get to met her tonight?" he asked.
Hiruzen gave him a warm chuckle. "Yes, Naruko is the blond menace I talked about and your not only meeting her, but her friends as well."
Asuma cocked an eyebrow at that, but shrugged it off as he plopped down on the couch. "Cool. Can't wait to met them."
Again the doorbell was heard and Hiruzen once again went to answer the door. This time he was greeted by both Shikamaru and Choji and their parents.
"Ah welcome everyone to my home. Please follow me into the foyer while we wait for my granddaughter and her grandmother to finish getting ready," he invited leading the two families into his family foyer.
"Hokage-sama thank you very much for allowing me and my family to join you for dinner tonight. It's a real honor sir" Choji's dad said.
Hiruzen waved off the formal thanks. "Choza no need for formalities here. Your all my guest and I'm glad you all could make it," he tells him.
"It's a pleasure sir. I wanted to met this Naruko my son told me about. I want to thank her for standing up for my son against his bully" Choza said smiling like a loon.
"Well, you shouldn't have to wait long. I'm sure their almost ready by now" Hiruzen chimed hearing footsteps coming down the stairs with familiar voices.
"How could you and grandpa force me to wear this! I look like a clown!" Naruko whined loudly with her voice echoing into the foyer.
Hearing Naruko's voice drew everyone's attention to the entrance waiting for her and Kaede to join them inside the room.
"Blue-eyes sounds upset. Wonder why? Ah probably something troublesome" Shikamaru thought waiting for his blue eyed friend to make her appearance.
"Oh sweetheart your exaggerating. You look like an adorable little princess~" Kaede squealed excitedly enjoying seeing Naruko dressed so cutely.
Naruko looked horror stricken. "Oh Kami that's worse than I thought! I have to change out of this before anyone can see me in this especially Shika," cried the dramatic girl heading back up the stairs only to be stopped by her grandmother.
"Oh no you don't young lady. Your grandfather went through a lot of trouble to get you this kimono and you will make him very happy to see you wear it," Kaede said playing the guilt card on her knowing it would work.
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow hearing how panic Naruko sounded about being seen. "I knew this would be troublesome, but I have to admit I'm kind of curious to see her now."
Hiruzen grew nervous at seeing the perplexed glances of his guest. "Haha please excuse Naruko. She's a little upset about her outfit for this evening" he informed them.
"Yea because you forced her into a kimono against her will" Kakashi muttered though no one heard him.
Naruko sighed in defeat knowing she had no way out of this. "All right Grandma. It's just for one night so I guess I can make it. Though I will hate every second of it" she said continuing down the stairs.
Kaede smiled in victory. "Exactly, now come along we've kept our guest waiting long enough" she said hiding her devious smile.
Reaching the bottom step Naruko hid behind her grandmother as she walked into the room wanting to keep herself from view. Everyone looked their way and found it amusing to see the usually trouble making blue-eyed menace so bashful.
Kaede smiled down at Naruko gently petting her head. "It's alright dear no need to be shy" she said gently.
Naruko blushed hating herself so acting like a stupid little girl. "Fine" she mumbled gently stepping out from behind her grandma still blushing as she fiddle with the sash of her kimono.
Everyone was gaping at how beautiful Naruko looked. She was wearing a beautiful orange kimono that had a twin dragon pattern covering the bottom with a deep blue sash tied nicely around her petite waist. Her hair was done up into a bun with her bangs covering her left eye. She had on light pink lipstick and eye shadow. She was also wearing a Sapphire necklace with matching earrings her grandfather got her.
The sight of her had everyone dazed and no one could take their eyes off of her especially Shikamaru who was having trouble swallowing the lump in his throat.
"Wow Naruko looks beautiful," Shikamaru thought still having trouble looking away from her.
Naruko could feel everyone's eyes on her and that made her blush darken "Can you guys stop staring at me. It's creeping me out."
Shikamaru was finally able to find his voice and couldn't resist teasing his bashful friend. "Not your usual choice of clothes their Blue-Eyes. Lose a bet or something?" he teased watching
"It's grandpa's fault. He threatened me into this abomination. You see I told you guys Shika was going to pick on me," Naruko whined pouting oh so cutely.
"EEEEEEHHHH! You look so adorable Naru-Chan," Yoshino squealed tackling Naruko into a bear hug nearly squeezing the life out of her.
"Thank you" Naruko gasped out finding it hard to breathe in the woman's tight embrace.
"Mom release her she can't breathe," Shikamaru commanded seeing Naruko going blue in the face.
Yoshino released her hug watching the girl take in lungful breaths of air. "Whoops. Sorry about that dear. I can't control myself when I see something cute I have to hug it."
"Or in your case squeeze it to death" thought every man in the room.
"Naruko you look nice," Choji complemented walking over to her with Shikamaru who patted her back to help her regain her breathing.
Naruko blushed at the complement. "Thanks Choji. I'm glad you and your family could make it."
Choji smiled at her. "No problem. Oh Naruko I like you to meet my parents" he said gesturing over to his smiling parents.
Naruko smiled back at them. "It's very nice to meet you mister and misses Akimichi."
"Oh no dear it's very nice to met you. I can't thank you enough for helping my son against that bully today. You have out sincere thanks," Choza tells her.
"It was no problem sir. It was a pleasure of mine to teach that arrogant jackass a lesson," Naruko said showing off her pearly whites with her foxy grin.
Asuma chuckled amused by Naruko's antic understanding now why his father thought so fondly of the girl.
Hearing the deep chuckle Naruko looked up to see a man with spiky hair and a shaggy bread. "Who are you?" she asked tilting her head at him.
"I'm Asuma Sarutobi nice to met you Naruko, my father told me a lot about you," Asuma said introducing himself offering her his hand to shake
Naruko eyes widen with recognition. "Oh so your Uncle Asuma Grandpa's been telling me a lot about you. It's very nice to meet you too," she said shaking his hand.
"Well I hope he hasn't been saying anything bad about me." Asuma joked.
"Not really just that you smoke a lot and chase after pretty women, but other than that he's told me about you training with the 12 fire temple guardians and how you're a very hard worker," she replied grinning at him.
Asuma sent a glare at his father for calling him a skirt chaser when he was in a relationship with someone, but Hiruzen just looked on in amusement ignoring the glare sent at him.
"So what has grandpa told you about me?" Naruko asked.
"That your loud and mischievous, who causes him to have an extreme overload of paperwork because of people complaining about your since of fun" he tells her making the adults chuckle.
"You just got here, so you have no idea how troublesome Blue-eyes can get, but you'll learn in time" Shikamaru informed him with a yawn.
Naruko pouted at Shikamaru not liking her pranks being classified as troublesome. "That is so not true Shika. My pranks are awesome and funny and Grandpa's wrong I'm not mischievous. I'm a loving and clever little girl who is sometimes hyper."
Shikamaru, Hiruzen and Kakashi gave her blank stares. "We beg to differ" they deadpanned together.
Kaede gave the three men a quick glare before smiling at her granddaughter. "Just ignore these sticks in the mud Naruko. We all know you have a wonderful sense of life. I should you get it from me."
"I still regret letting you raise her. She's exactly like you and everyway when you were a kid. I get over fifty complaints a day about some kind of prank Naruko's pulled. And I'm usually her victim of choice," Hiruzen said rubbing his temple to rid himself of his growing headache.
"Okay maybe I get carried away sometimes, but it's all in good fun. Also Grandma told me the best people the prank are those closest to you" Naruko cooed smiling innocently at her grandfather.
"If that's the case I would hate to be Iruka when your enrolled into the academy," Kakashi said feeling bad for the unsuspecting brunette.
Naruko had a very devilish grin on her face that had everybody shivering. "Oh no. You would have hated being him yesterday," she said giggling evilly.
Shikamaru trembled remembering the hell the poor man went through. "Poor sensei. He really deserve that."
"What she do to him?" Choji asked.
"Well you see what I had acquired a bucket filled with the rankest smelling fish guts then with extreme caution placed said bucket on top Iruka-Sensei classroom door. Afterwards I lured in several ally cats to the academy. When Iruka-sensei heard all the cats calling he spilled the bucket onto himself and had all the cats chasing after him. Those cats chased around the village three times before they caught him" Naruko tells him explaining out her master prank before giving into her restrained laughter.
Everyone was gaping in surprise at the torture Naruko forced upon Iruka and took a couple steps back afraid to be her next victim except Kaede who was crying anime tears of joy.
"Worse part about the aftermath is that he's terrified of cats now. Which makes his job at the mission counter harder because of the crazy cat lady" Shikamaru tells them.
Naruko gave a sheepish laugh at that. "Haha yea didn't plan on that happening" she said scratching the back of her neck.
Asuma decided a change in subject was in order, so he asked another question. "So Naruko you said my father blackmailed you into this beautiful kimono. Care to elaborate how he did that?"
Naruko faced turned into a pout as she face her grandpa still mad at him. "He said if I didn't wear this stupid thing he would ban ramen from the village."
"You MONSTER!" screamed the Akimichi family standing guard with Naruko joining her side against their evil Hokage.
Hiruzen was baffled by the sudden turn of event thinking he was preparing for a battle. "Well, you were being stubborn I had no choice" he said trying to defend himself.
Naruko smirked proudly at having back up. "See I told ya it wasn't nice to threaten Ramen" she said smugly.
Knowing he has lost this battle Hiruzen decided it was best to change the subject before the argument really does lead to battle. "I concede defeat, so why don't we all head to the dinning room for dinner" he said leading everyone to the dinning room.
Hiruzen sat at the head of the table, followed by Kakashi and Asuma sitting on his sides. The adults sat on Kakashi's side of the table while the kids sat on Asuma's side.
Once seated Asuma decided to strike up another conversation with Naruko. "So Naruko what plans do you have for yourself once you start in the academy?" he asked taking a bite of his food.
Naruko pondered the question as she took a bite of her meal. "Well, right now Grandma's teaching me some things about medical-ninjutsu and medicine."
"Does that mean your planning on becoming a Medical ninja like Kaede-sama?" he asked.
"Not exactly. My dream is to become the first Female Hokage. I'm going to become the greatest Hokage ever so everyone will stop treating like a nobody and finally be accepted by them" she said smiling brightly missing the looks of pity on everyone's face.
"That's an excellent dream Naruko. I know you'll get it if you keep up that kind of sprit and determination. Just remember being Hokage isn't going to be easy" he teased petting her head affectionately.
Naruko giggled at the affectionate petting shaking his hand off. "Yeah I know it's going to be tough, but I can manage it. Believe it!" she cheered. (Yay the catch phrase appears again :3)
Hearing the girl's catch phrase makes all the adults laugh seeing as it's the same one her grandmother passed down to her mother.
Shikaku chuckled fondly. "You raised her well Kaede-sama. She takes after you a lot."
"She makes me so proud. Sometimes its like looking in a mirror of my youth," Kaede said crying anime tears.
"Oh Kami she'll be the death of us all then" Hiruzen groaned imaging Naruko in her teen years making him shiver in dread. "We're doomed."
Naruko pouted not liking her grandfather's lack of faith of her. "Grandpa your overreacting. I'm not as bad as you make me out to be" she whined.
Hiruzen gave her an 'who are you trying to convince' look. "Really now. Do I need to go get Iruka and see what his opinion of you is?" he asked.
"That poor man is going to have his hands full with trying to teach you and keep you under control" Kakashi commented feeling bad for the poor Chunin.
"Oh Nii-Chan you worry too much. I'll be fine since Choji and Shikamaru will be there to help with my pranks and escapes," she said happily.
"What makes you believe I'm going to help you with your troublesome pranks?" Shikamaru asked.
"Oh Shika you know you'll help me especially if my target is the emo teme," Naruko stated confidently.
Choji smiled. "If your pranking him you have my full support."
Shikamaru gave his own little smirk. "That doesn't sound to troublesome to me."
Asuma liked the devious attitude of the three friends, but was a little lost. "Who's the emo-teme?" he asked.
"Sasuke Uchiha"
Hiruzen who was sitting back to the conversation decided it was time for his announcement. "Yes about him. Naruko there's something your grandmother and me needed to tell you."
Naruko looked a little worried by the tone of his voice. "Why do I have the feeling this is going to be something I'm not going to like."
"Well the reason I asked everyone to dinner tonight was to discuss and figure out this Sasuke problem" he confessed.
"What's to discuss. The guys a jerk who thinks he's the best thing to happen to the village" she huffed.
"Well I figured you would have to get along eventually with one another, so I asked your grandmother if she could sign you up for his mother class for expiring young ladies," Hiruzen tells her.
Naruko paled at the news. "What do I have to do?" she asked dreading the answer.
"In her class you will learn proper manners for a girl along while taking dance and singing lessons" Kaede informed feeling bad for her granddaughter.
"Your have got to be kidding me. Is that why you put me in this kimono to get me ready for the hell I would have to endure" she cried knowing she was going to hate the answer.
"Yep. There's also one more thing your going to need to know is your goingtohavetostayathishouseforaweek" Kaede said the last part really fast hoping Naruko didn't hear her exact words, but failed cursing her granddaughter for having over sensitive ears.
"Crazy-Grandma-Say-What?" she asked feeling her left eye twitch uncomfortably.
Kaede gave a loud sigh hating to do this to Naruko, but knew she needed to do this. "You have to stay at the Uchiha estate for the week of the class. Its just so you get along better with Sasuke." she tells her.
Shikamaru felt really uncomfortable with this arrangement. "I don't mean to be rude, but are you crazy. There's no way Blue-eyes is going to survive a week with that troublesome guy."
Choji was nodding in agreement with Shikamaru. "Yea he could try and hurt Naruko for making a fool out of him" he said worried about Naruko's wellbeing.
"That's why I asked you two here. I thought maybe you two could go stay with her, so she wouldn't have be there alone with him," Hiruzen said.
"If that's the case then can I stay with them?" Shikamaru asked looking at his parents for their permission.
"It's fine with me" Shikaku stated.
"I'm fine with it too" agreed Yoshino.
Shikamaru smiled gratefully at his parents. "Thanks."
"Can I stay as well?" Choji asked.
"Go ahead son, I'm fine with it" Choza said laughing good heartedly.
"If its okay with your father then it's okay with me," said Choji's mom.
"Thank you," Choji said smiling brightly at them.
Naruko was beaming so happily she tackled both her friends into a huge hug. "You two are the best friends a girl could ask for," she cheered happily giving both boys a kiss on their cheeks.
Shikamaru and Choji's cheeks burst into color blushing madly at getting a kiss from Naruko.
"Troublesome girl," Shikamaru groaned trying hard to regain his normal color and move out her vice grip.
"Awww how adorable" Yoshino cooed whipping out a camera from her purse taking a picture of the three friends.
"Mom! Quit embarrassing me," Shikamaru whined blushing again making Naruko giggle at him.
"Sorry can't help myself," she said sheepishly cuddling her camera.
"Thanks again you guys. Sorry you have to be stuck in a house with the teme for a week" she said feeling bad for her friends even though she was happy they would be with her.
"It's okay Naruko, and maybe if we're lucky Sasuke might actually be nice to us," Choji said hopefully.
"That be a cold day in hell when that happens or the day I'm willing to wear a skirt," Naruko said looking absolutely disgusted with the idea of wearing a skirt.
"Now that's something I wouldn't mind seeing" Shikamaru thought.
"Shikamaru it's time to go. Thank you again Hokage-sama for having us over," Shikaku said thanking the Hiruzen.
"It was no problem. I enjoyed having everyone over for dinner" he says smiling thankfully to his guest.
"Likewise Hokage-sama. It was a pleasure to meet Choji's new friends," Choza said shaking the Hokage's hand.
After saying goodbye Shikamaru and Choji left with their parents.
"Well I think it's time for us to go home as well," Kaede announced getting ready to leave not before giving Hiruzen a goodnight kiss on the cheek.
Hiruzen smiled and walked her to the door with Kakashi right behind them.
Naruko giggled at her grandparents as she hopped down from the table. "Okay grandma. Uncle Asuma it was nice meeting you. Maybe we can hang out sometime," she said giving him a hug goodnight.
"Likewise my little Hime," he said wrapping the little girl in a bear hug.
Naruko giggled again "Nice nickname smokey."
"You too. I'll see you around okay," he said taking her over to Kaede and Kakashi before watching the three of them leave with his father beside him.
"Tonight was very enjoyable. Did you enjoy yourself Asuma?" he asked.
Asuma got a cigarette out of his pocket and lit it before answering.
"Yeah it was a great dinner and I got to meet old friends and meet my future students" he said taking a drag of his cigarette.
Hiruzen gave a small chuckle. "Almost right. You meet two of them. Naruko won't be on your team."
"Aw you mean I don't get train Hime," Asuma whined wanting the his new little hime to be on his team.
"Afraid not. I promised Naruko to Kakashi when she graduated" he tells him.
Asuma pouted a little more before blowing out a poof of smoke. "Well, at least she'll have a great sensei. So Old man did you enjoy yourself tonight?"
Hiruzen smiled warmly. "Indeed I did. I never seen Naruko this happy before and it made my heart swell that she can find small pieces of happiness instead of eternal sadness."
"She's a good kid and someday the people of this village will see it too," Asuma declared walking upstairs. "So no worries Oto-san it'll work out for her in the end."
Hiruzen pondered his sons for awhile wondering if he was right before smiling softly. "I believe you might just be right Asuma" he chuckled as he turned in for the night.
Lazyfox: Another chapter bites the dust~ - music for the song comes on in the background- Hoped you enjoyed and sorry schnookums, but their will be no team Naru/Shika/Cho
Random: -pouting in the emo corner- I can't believe you called the loony people on me
Lazyfox: You were going through no yaoi withdraw and you needed help
Random: I don't need help I need more SasuNaru action
Lazyfox: Well you won't find any of that here because this ShikaNaru all the way baby
Random: Well you gave Sasuke full access to Naruko, so it just might happen
Kushina: The hell that emo bastard coming anywhere near my baby -demonic aura appears-
Minato: I agree with my crazy wife. It's bad enough the lazy genius is near her she doesn't need anyone else -pouts in a normal corner-
Lazyfox: Oh is someone having a hard time letting his little girl grow up
Minato: Yes
Lazyfox: There, there it'll work out. Your going through what every father faces at some point in their life. Now here's a cookie to make you feel better -Hands him a giant Chocolate-Chip cookie
Minato: Yay cookie~
Kushina: Hey that was my Cookie. I'll kill you!
Lazyfox: Oh crap rage mode time to call for help! -Breaks the Emergency case that has a flashing red button-
A group of swat team members and crazy people doctors break through the roof.
Lazyfox: Oh come on there's a door you can use people. Damn didn't your parents teach you some manners when you were little
Kushina: You'll never take me live you sons of a bitch -Brings out her two machine guns and started firing-
Lazyfox: Everybody hit the deck
Lazyfox, Random, and Minato are at the moment huddling in the emo corner scared shitless at the gun fight taking place between Kushina and the swat team.
Lazyfox: Well as we try to survive this crazy situation at the studio wonder if Naruko will survive her week at Sasuke's house. Stay tuned and find out.
Stray bullet flies over Lazyfox's head.
Random: I want my mommy
Minato: Please save us by reviewing. Until next time...
Everyone: JAA-NEE!