Lazyfox: WE'RE ALIVE! Yes my friends we survived the gun match between Kushina and the Swat team. That experience scared poor Random shitless and now she refuses to come out of the emo corner
Random: Here I'm safe from all you no yaoi people and the scary lady with the big guns
Lazyfox: Random Kushina not going to hurt you anymore. We got her medicated remember
Random: Not taking any chances
Lazyfox: Then how you going to press the random selecting characters to do the disclaimer button
Random: -Brings out a giant pointer stick and hits the button on the other side of the stage from the emo corner- That's how.
Lazyfox: You can't stay in there forever you have to come out eventually to use the bathroom and to eat.
Random puts up curtain around the emo corner and five minutes later you hear a toilet flushing and you can smell the aroma of teriyaki chicken.
Lazyfox: How you do that?
Random: I have my ways -smirks deviously-
Lazyfox: Ignoring the crazy person over there let's welcome our guest speaker
Yugao: Hi there everybody it's a pleasure to be here
Lazyfox: Welcome Yugao. Haven't seen much of you in the story as of late have we
Yugao: No you haven't, but I've just been too busy with a lot missions and stuff lately, but I know you'll add me in sooner or later
Lazyfox: I'm trying. Right now I'm focusing on the Naruko and Shikamaru relationship
Yugao: I know you are, so no hurry, but I have a suggestion for you
Lazyfox: Sure what's the suggestion my dear Yugao-Chan
Yugao: Well when you do add me in the story again can you add me and Kakashi as more like a couple then just partners. I'm sure the fans would love to see that
Lazyfox: No promises, but I'll see what I can do
Yugao: Yes Kakashi will be mine~ -Victory Pose-
Lazyfox: Okay time for the disclaimer
Yugao: The Beautiful and Lovely LazyFoxLover doesn't own Naruto, but really should because she's just awesome like that
Lazyfox: Oh you're too much. I'm not that great -blushes bashfully-
Random: -Looks up from reading her manga- You got that right
Lazyfox: Says the girl who refuses to leave her emo corner
Random: I value my life and I have problems big deal. Just know I'll be safe while you all get shot down by the crazy lady with the guns and when you do I'll laugh and dance on your graves singing 'I-Told-You-So'
Lazyfox: You need some serious therapy to work through those problems you got there
Random: -Hisses and does the cross symbol with her fingers- No I will never go back to that hell hole -Assumes the fetal position and mutters to herself- I'm a good girl me no need therapy, me no need therapy…
Lazyfox: o-O Okay you have problems you need to work through so I'm just going back to work on the show. Moving passed Random's mental break down, in today's show Naruko and the boys will be staying with the emo bastard and his family. I wonder if they'll survive or will they end up killing him? Stay tuned and find out :D
Kaede and Naruko are walking down the street heading towards the Uchiha estate. Naruko was a very pissed off little girl at the moment. Want to know why? It would seem our little troublemaker was forced to wear another kimono, to impress her caretakers for the week.
Naruko was growling and softly cursing to herself as she walked with her grandmother. "I hate every minute of this I hope you know that."
"Naruko dear I know you hate wearing Kimonos or anything remotely girly and I know you really hate the fact were sending you to the Uchiha manor, but you know you could have a nice time," Kaede said in a spectacle voice hoping to lighten her granddaughters mood.
Naruko gave her grandmother a weird look that said 'Are-You-Serious'
Kaede deflated knowing her attempt to lighten the mood was a total bust. "Okay your right, but just try your best and be nice to Sasuke just for me and your grandfather's sake please" she begged.
Naruko sighed knowing her grandmother was only doing this for her benefit. "I'll try my hardest grandma, but I'm making no promises," she said sincerely. "God did I have to wear this thing it's so uncomfortable," she complained tugging on the kimono.
Kaede smiled happy her granddaughter was going to try to behave before giggling at her pouting face. "You just have to wear it to make a good first impression then you can take it off."
"I got that part. The part I don't get is why it has to be pink the girlish color ever," Naruko whined disgusted with the color choice and design. "Seriously it has bunnies on it."
Kaede smiled sheepishly at her. "Ahaha, sorry about that dearie, this was Iruka's way of getting you back for the cat prank you pulled on him."
Naruko left eye twitched before an ominous aura surrounded her. "He'll pay for this mark my words he will pay," she said darkly plotting her revenge with a disturbing smirk on her face.
Kaede shivered only ever seeing that face on Kushina's when she was plotting something. "Great she's inherited her evil mind as well. I'm so proud" she thought gleefully while also feeling very sorry for Iruka.
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Across the village Iruka sneezed and got a cold shiver up his spine while doing some important paper work.
"Why do I feel like Naruko has another prank planned for me and I have the sudden urge to fear for my life?" he asked to no one in particular as he slowly hid under his desk to continue working.
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"Try not to make it too bad. Remember to save your best material for when you start at the academy" Kaede giggled proud of her little troublemaker.
Naruko put on her playful smirk as she giggled with her grandmother. "No need to worry Grandma I have some of my best pranks saved up for the academy."
Kaede whipped away a small tear from her eye. "I'm so proud of you my little troublemaker. You've taken my place as the master of trouble making."
Naruko smiled hugging her grandmother. "Aw Grandma don't worry you'll always be the best prankster and troublemaker to me."
Kaede smiled and hugged her back. "Thank you little one, but it would seem we've finally arrived" she pointed out stopping in front of the Uchiha estate's front gate.
Naruko stared up at the Uchiha main entrance and felt a cold shiver run down her spine. "Thusly I enter the first day to my week of hell" she muttered following her grandmother to the front door.
Kaede knocked on the door and waited for someone to open it. A few seconds later the door was opened by Sasuke and an older looking version of Sasuke. When Sasuke saw who was at the door he glared at Naruko as she returned the glare back at him.
"Oh it's you. I don't why a street rat like you wants to learn how to be a lady when you know you won't be able to pull it off" Sasuke said scornfully glaring coldly at the blond haired girl that made him look like a fool the other day.
"I'm being forced to stay here this week against my will. So as long as you stay out of my way, I'll stay out of yours and we should get along just fine" Naruko said with a forced smile on her face trying to somewhat act politely.
"That sounds perfect to me. You'll spend most of the week with my mom anyway, but then that leaves the fatso and lazy prick to bother me. The losers" he said looking annoyed with this situation.
Naruko dropped all her fake politeness as she grabbed Sasuke by his collar. Glaring harshly she shoved her face into his making sure they had eye contact before she spoke again. "If you value your face or any part of your body don't ever insult my friends like that again ya arrogant teme" she hissed threateningly.
Sasuke scowled angrily at her as he tried to rip her hands off his collar. "Get your filthy hands off of me! I'll talk about anyone the way I want to if I feel like it you stupid Dobe," he spat trying to get out of Naruko's grasp.
Kaede knew the boy deserved a punch for insulting Shikamaru and Choji, but this was not the time or the place for that. "Naruko let him go right now" she demanded sternly.
Naruko gritted her teeth knowing her grandmother's tone meant she was serious. Reluctantly she let him go by shoving him away from her.
"I'm sorry about my granddaughter's behavior Itachi-kun," Kaede said apologizing to the older version of Sasuke as she placed her hand on Naruko's head who was having a fierce glaring match with Sasuke.
Itachi gave her a small smile. "Kaede-sama it's alright. My foolish little brother was kind of asking for it with his rude comments, so I apologize for his rudeness towards little Naruko-chan and her friends."
"Nii-Sama you're supposed to be on my side not the Dobe's," Sasuke whined turning his glare from Naruko towards his older brother.
Itachi gave his brother an impassive stare. "Sorry Sasuke, but I don't approve of your rude behavior. You were very mean to Naruko-Chan and to our previous guest when they arrived" he said scolding his little brother.
Naruko perked up at the news of other guest. "Are Shikamaru and Choji already here?" she asked excitedly.
"Why yes they arrived here a little while ago," Itachi tells her giving her a small smile in return.
Kaede saw this as her moment to say her goodbyes. "Naruko dear I'm heading over to the hospital now. Be a good girl for them and I'll see you Sunday," she said giving Naruko a kiss on the head and a hug before leaving.
"Bye grandma! I love you have a good day at work" Naruko said waving goodbye to her grandmother.
Itachi smiled at the loving moment between the grandmother and granddaughter. "Naruko-Chan would you like to come inside now to put your things away? After we settle into one of the guest room we prepared for your arrival we can head over to the front room where your friends and Kaa-san are waiting."
"Thank you Itachi-Kun. I would like that very much" she tells him following the eldest Uchiha brother into the household gliding passed Sasuke not bothering to give him her attention as she walked inside.
Itachi led Naruko down one of the many hallways located inside the manor stopping outside one of the guest rooms they had prepared for the little girl. "This is where you will be your room for the week Naruko-chan" he tells her placing her stuff inside the nice room before he walked back into the hall to give Naruko a small tour of the compound, so she would know where to go without getting lost.
When Itachi finished giving his tour he showed Naruko into the living room where she saw Shikamaru and Choji sitting on the couch talking to each other. The boy's paused their conversation when their blond haired friend entered the room both surprised to see her wearing a cute pink kimono with white bunnies etched into the silky fabric.
"Hey Blue-Eyes," Shikamaru said grinning at Naruko patting the spot between Choji and him inviting her to sit down with them.
Naruko grinned widely happy to see both her friend were here as she sat between them. "Hey guys. I'm so glad you came" she tells them.
"Nice to see you to, I like your new Kimono Naruko. You look really cute in it" Choji said making his blond haired friend blush which in turn made him laugh a little.
"He's right Blue-Eyes you do look cut, but that's twice now I've seen you wearing a kimono. Don't tell me you're becoming a girly girl on me" Shikamaru teased enjoying making her turn a darker shade of red.
"You wish" Naruko replied punching Shikamaru in his arm as she tried to fight back the coloring in her face to go back to normal.
"Ow. You may be a girl, but you have the strength of a boy. What a drag" he mumbled making his friend's laugh at him.
"Of course I do. I'm not a fragile little girl who can't take care of herself ya'know" Naruko giggled glad the color in her face was back to normal.
"Then why don't protect yourself from the villagers" Shikamaru thought giving her an inquisitive look before going back to his lazy and natural look.
"Well, little lady it seems we'll need to bring out your gentler female side now doesn't it?" asked a gentle and elegant voice.
The owner of the elegant voice was a woman in her early thirties you saw as she walked into the front room followed by a man that resembled both Itachi and Sasuke.
"Hello there Naruko-chan I'm Mikoto Uchiha your etiquette teacher. I'll be teaching you how young ladies are supposed to act in public over the week. I hope my lesson will not be too much for you and that you find them enjoyable" Mikoto said sweetly smiling at the little girl hoping to ease her tension away.
Naruko gave Mikoto a small smile liking how sweet she was. She reminded her of how her grandma is when she gets nervous. " Thank you Mikoto-San. Mikoto-San if you don't mind me asking, what exactly am I going to learn this week?" she asked hoping the answer she received wasn't as bad as she thought it was going to be.
"Just some basic etiquette techniques. For example, today I'm going to teach you how to present yourself when you are making a formal greeting to an important guest." Mikoto said seeing the perplexed look on her new student's face. "Here I'll demonstrate for you how it's done then you can practice what I did. Does that sound okay for you?" she offered getting a nod of confirmation from her little pupil.
Mikoto smiled at her before signaling her husband to walk over to the far corner of the room so the children could have a clear view of her. She then straightened out her spine taking light and gentle steps toward her husband maintaining a straight line until she was a few steps away from him before curtsying to him before speaking into a gentle and clear voice.
"Good evening Mr. Uchiha. My name is Mikoto Uchiha. It's a pleasure to meet you," Mikoto recited loud enough for the children to hear, but still in a proper and elegant manner. She straightened back up turning towards the trio giving them a pleasant smile. "See if you can do that dear."
Naruko looked uncertain about being able to pull that off, but knew she had to try. "Alright" she said sliding off the couch to walk over to where Mikoto started from.
Naruko straightened her spine out like Mikoto had done and tried to take the gentle steps she had taken, but found herself stumbling after the first couple of steps. Sasuke who was watching her attempts started chuckling when she started swaying side to side. Getting a little frustrated at her horrible performance and Sasuke's chuckling Naruko began to growl and sent glare towards him ready to tackle him to the ground and punch him in the face.
"Naruko young ladies don't glare at people and they especially don't growl at them. And Sasuke I've taught you better than to laugh at others" Mikoto scolded the two getting them to stop before going back to her gentle side. "Try again dear and concentrate a little more on your footwork."
"Yes ma'am," Naruko said trying to concentrate on her walking again, but was finding it difficult to fully concentrate with the emo bastard snickering at her every attempt.
Shikamaru and Choji felt bad for Naruko knowing she was trying. They knew she hated she couldn't say anything to Sasuke and knew Sasuke was enjoying her torture because Naruko really sucked at walking in a straight line.
Naruko tried again, but this time ended tripping over her feet and crashed to the ground. "Can I stop? I'm never going to get this" she whined.
"Honey it takes practice to learn new things. Your balance is a little off that's all. Here maybe this will help" Mikoto said helping Naruko back to her feet before placing a good sized book on top of her head. "Now try walking with this on your head."
Naruko placed her hand on top of the book to keep it steady before straitening her back and taking a step forward. The book stayed on her head for a good five seconds before falling to the floor with a thump.
"Well that was a complete fail" she mumbled glaring at the book.
Mikoto let out a small giggle finding Naruko to be very entertaining. "Remember sweetie practice makes perfect so let's try it again" she says placing the book back on top her head.
Naruko held the book on her head before trying again, but ended up with the same results. This went process went on for about twenty minutes straight with little progress made. Mikoto was being patient about this whole endeavor while Naruko was starting to get ticked off.
Naruko has never been known to be a patient one, so when the book fell again off her head and hit her foot she lost it. She picked the book up and gave a shriek of frustration throwing the book as hard as she could out the window at the same time an old man was passing by. The book accidentally hit the old man in the head rendering the poor old man unconscious.
Naruko looked horrified by her accident while the other occupants were a cross between borderline hysterics or pity.
"Oh man. I'm so sorry sir, are you okay?" Naruko cried jumping out the window and quickly running over to the fallen man's side to find said old man laughing joyously. "Oh great I made him go senile!" she wailed feeling worse about hitting him.
The old man laughed a little harder before calming his laughter to quiet chuckles patting Naruko on the head. "No worries child. I'm not senile well not yet anyway. It's just been a long time since I got hit in the head with a book" he said humorously.
Naruko felt a little relieved the old man was not mad at her or hurt until she saw his forehead bleeding where the book hit him. "Oh no you're bleeding. Here let help you" she said taking out a handkerchief to clean off the blood seeing a small gash on his head.
Naruko closed her eyes placing her hands over the gash and started concentrating on her hands to send chakra into them. Her hands began to glow a light green color gaining the intention of everyone in the room as they watched Naruko heal the old man's wound. When the gash was completely gone Naruko took her hands away to the cut was gone which made her smile.
"How does your head feel Ojii-san?" she asked making sure there wasn't any internal damage too.
The old man smiled at her patting her head again. "My head is just fine now thanks to your help child" he said grinning at her.
Naruko grinned happy to hear that. "Sorry for hitting you with the book Ojii-San. I kind of lost my temper" she said sheepishly scratching the back of her head making the old man grin wider as he saw a different little girl behind her with red hair doing the same gesture.
"No need to apologize child. If I had to take a guess you were frustrated about not being able to walk in a straight line. Right?" the old man said with a look of knowing in his eyes.
"How'd you know that?" she asked gazing at him in wonder.
"Like I said before it wasn't the first time someone hit me with a book. They had the same problem as you, but the only difference is this time I didn't provoke the attack like I did last time. I was just walking by at the wrong time is all." The old man says smiling at Naruko.
Naruko smiled back at him. "You're very nice Ojii-san. I like you" she giggled grinning at him.
"Why thank you. I must say you remind me a lot of this student that use to come here when she was your age," the old man tells her. "Yes I say your every bit like her if I do say so myself."
"Who was she?" she asked.
"The same girl I told you about. The girl I told you about that hit me with a book when she couldn't walk in a straight line. Sadly I can't remember her name after so many years. I just remember how she acted and what her personality used to be like. I also remember when she first arrived here for her first lesson. She couldn't stand people trying to turn her into a little lady. She kept asking how was being a lady going to help her become Hokage someday," the old man tells her.
"The girl wanted to be Hokage to?" Naruko asked excitedly.
"Why yes she said it was her dream and nothing anyone did would stop her from achieving her dream," the old man said.
"Wow I wish I knew who this girl is. Maybe I could ask her tips on becoming Hokage considering we both share the same dream" Naruko said getting very excited about someone sharing the same dream as her and at the possibility of meeting this woman.
"I wish you could child, but the sad thing about it is she died a few years ago," the old man said sadly.
"That's horrible I wish I could have met her Ojii-san," Naruko said sad about not meeting this really cool Kuniochi someday.
"Don't be sad child. I know she wouldn't like people being sad especially a miniature her in the making," the old man said brightening up once again which made Naruko grin again.
Mikoto gave a small smile watching her father and Naruko talk knowing her father saw a lot of Kushina in her. "Naruko I'm glad you're making a new friend, but you need to get back in here practice you technique" she called from inside the house.
"Coming Mikoto-San" Naruko called back with a smile.
"So your name is Naruko. What a lovely name for such a lovely little girl," the old man said.
"Thanks Ojii-san I guess I better go before Mikoto-San gives me a lecture on being late," Naruko teased liking the Uchiha woman a lot.
"Don't mind my daughter Naruko she's a good teacher just very strong in mannerism," the old man tells her.
"I won't Ojii-san. I really like Mikoto-San so I don't mind it" she tells him grinning happily. "Hey Ojii-san can you tell me your name?"
"It Shisui, but you can call me Ojii-san still," the old man now known as Shisui tells her grinning back at her.
"Okay then. Well see you around Ojii-san," Naruko said running back inside the house through the window leaving Shisui by himself.
"Naruko you remind me so much of your mother it's like looking in a mirror only you has your father's hair and eyes, but boy did you gain every ounce of your mother's spirit. Kushina if you're watching over her I know you must be proud as well as you Minato and who would have thought I met your daughter the same I met mother," Shisui thought amusingly as he began walking through the flower meadow. "I remembered walking by my wife studio that day. I was going to see how she was faring with taking care of you and teaching you how to be a lady. When I got there I saw you trying your hardest to keep that book on your head, but it kept fallen off and every time you tried it just kept coming off and when I saw how mad you were getting and you face turning so red I couldn't help but laugh at you and your little habanero face" he thought walking off chuckling quietly to himself as he remembered the rest of that event.
*FLASHBACK*
"What the hell are laughing at old man," Kushina demanded with her young fiery red face a blaze that matched her fiery red hair as she glared at Shisui who was leaned over the window sill laughing.
"You, ya two left footed habanero looking klutz," teased a younger looking Shisui.
"FUCK YOU OLD MAN!" Kushina screamed throwing a book at his head that caused Shisui to fly back and hit the ground seeing stars.
When he hit the ground Kushina jumped out the window after him and started attacking and beating the living hell out of him. After she beat the crap out of him did they realize how special a bond formed between them that day as they laughed at each other.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
"After that day a bond was formed between us even if we did try and kill each other every other day. I hope I can form the same kind of bond between me and your daughter Kushina," Shisui thought happily.
Mikoto shook her head as Naruko came back into the room through the window and was about to scold her for her unladylike conduct, but seeing the smile on her face made her let it go just this one time. "Okay Naruko let's try this again, but this time let's not throw the book at a defenseless old men" she teased smiling at her little student who broke out into gleeful giggles as did a few others inside the room.
Naruko started doing better and was making good distance with her steps, but she still couldn't walk the required distance.
"Mikoto-San am I doing something wrong?" Naruko finally asked wondering why she couldn't complete the walk.
"I honestly don't have a clue dear, your improving well, but your still not finding a good center of balance" Mikoto tells her.
Shikamaru who has been watching Naruko practice this whole time came up with a good idea. "Mikoto-San I suggest switching the book for a bowl if ramen" he tells her.
Mikoto looked puzzled by this bizarre suggestion, but it seemed to capture Naruko's attention a bit.
"Good idea Shikamaru. Naruko would never allow herself to waste a single drop of ramen" Choji said catching onto his friend plan.
"Hey they're right maybe I would get it if I used ramen instead" Naruko said dying to try anything at this point to get this stupid walk done and over with and on the bright side she get to eat ramen after she was done which made her smile bigger.
"Well it's worth a try," Mikoto said going into her purse to take out some ryo. "Itachi could you go pick some up please?" she asked handing him the money.
"Of course Kaa-chan. I'll be back shortly," Itachi said preparing to leave.
"Oooo please get beef pork Itachi-Kun. That's my favorite kind thought I love all ramen there is" Naruko asked breaking into a huge grin.
"Will do Naruko-Chan. Be back soon" Itachi called back smiling at the grinning blond before leaving to pick up the meal.
About 15 minutes later Itachi returned with the ramen and gave it to Naruko who then placed the bowl on her head. She started wobbling a bit which made the other's nervous thinking she was going to spill it, but it took her a few seconds to steady the bowl. Once she got it settled did she start to walk the straight line again. This time as she walked she didn't stumble or sway and kept her head high and back straight and the bowl didn't even wobble.
"Fantastic job Naruko you're doing great keep it up," Mikoto encouraged happy to see the sudden change in Naruko's balance and posture giving the Nara boy a sideways glance to see the knowing smirk on his face when Naruko finally reached the point to stop in front of her husband. "He must really have a strong connection with Naruko to know her this well" she thought amusingly.
Naruko smiled as she finally came to the end of the line to where she could greet Fugaku and complete her etiquette lesson of the day.
"Good evening Mr. Uchiha. My name's Naruko Uzumaki. It's a pleasure to meet you sir," Naruko said copying Mikoto gentle and elegant tone while curtsying to Sasuke's father without having her ramen tip over.
"The pleasure is mine Ms. Uzumaki," said Sasuke's dad as he kissed her hand completing the greeting making Naruko giggle.
"Excellent job Naruko you pulled the greeting off wonderfully. Thank you Shikamaru-Kun for your brilliant idea" Mikoto said clapping her hands together enthusiastically proud of Naruko's hard work.
Naruko grinned sheepishly. "Thank you Mikoto-San and thanks Shika for giving us the idea of using ramen to balance me out" she giggled watching her best friend wave off their thanks.
"Ah wasn't that hard to figure out. Knowing how troublesome you get over your ramen made it simple for me to come up with that idea" Shikamaru stated giving out a tired yawn as he stretched out his back muscle from sitting too long.
Mikoto laughed at Shikamaru's explanation before turning back to Naruko. "Well, Naruko you mastered your first lesson on greeting. Tomorrow will work on your singing lesson you guys enjoy your supper and I'll see you all tomorrow" she tells them before exiting the room with her husband and Itachi.
"Wait did she just say singing lesson?" Naruko asked not believing what she just heard. "What does singing have to do with being a lady?!"
Sasuke let out a small bout of laughter at the horrified look on Naruko's face before scoffing at her lack of intelligence. "Don't you know what courses you're going to learn from my mom?" he asked.
"No I wasn't informed about them" she tells him.
Sasuke had an evil grin on his face at this information thinking he would enjoy the look on her face after this. "Then let me be the one to tell you. Day 1 you learn how to perform a formal greeting, Day 2 you learn how to sing, Day 3 you learn how to dance properly, Day 4 you learn how to do flower arrangements, Day 5 you learn how to perform a tea ceremony, Day 6 you learn the difference between formal gowns you wear to certain events/dinners, and on Day 7 you put everything you've learned to the test in front of your friends and family," he explained enjoying the look of distress on Naruko's face as she learned what she was in store for this week.
Naruko had a horrid look on her face completely dreading the week to continue in fear of becoming a complete girly girl even Shikamaru and Choji looked terrified.
"Can't wait to see how you do tomorrow dobe, cause if it was anything like today I'm going to enjoy watching you make a fool of yourself," Sasuke said walking out the living room to his room.
Naruko looked to Shikamaru and Choji and said what all three of them were thinking at the exact moment.
"Well guys it looks like we have entered the week of hell. I pray that we all survive," she said getting nods from her friends as they sat at the table to enjoy their ramen before going to their rooms getting ready for tomorrows torture.
Lazyfox: That's it for this chapter and I hoped you all enjoyed it. Naruko has to face being a total girly girl for the next couple of days wonder if she'll survive this most torturous week of her life only one way to find out is by keep on reading and reviewing to see more of the action
Random: You know you didn't really have that NaruShika like you usually do
Lazyfox: I know that really shocked me, but he'll have more to say tomorrow when he hears Naruko's singing
Kushina: I can't believe you made me go through therapy and got my guns taken away
Lazyfox: I'm sorry Kushina, but I couldn't afford another one of your rage modes that could have resulted in more law suits against me and the studio
Kushina: Who sued?
Random: I did
Kushina: For what I never hit you
Random: You didn't damage my body, but you kind of made me have a mental break down that resulted in my now state of mind that I'm only safe if I'm in the emo corner
Kushina: Oh I'll show you some real damage
Kushina then stalked over to Random and grabbed her collar ready to punch her until a siren came on and blared in Kushina's ears
Kushina: AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Random: *Pushes a button on a remote and shut the alarm off* This is my security alarm it goes off if I'm in danger or when it senses danger coming my way. Isn't it cool~
Lazyfox: So that's why you won't come out of there
Random: Yep and now you can't torture me. So huh take that you no good evil bitch who hates yaoi *does in your face dance*
Lazyfox: Like I said before I'll find a way to get you out, but until then you win for now
Random: Yay~ Victory~! *Does victory dance now*
Lazyfox: Okay back to business I hope you all saw the author's note and are voting because when I get through the seven days of hell arch and Shikamaru's birthday party I'm going straight to the Kyuubi festival and I hope to have my victim chosen by then. Now here's Minato with the status of the votes so far
Minato: Right now the poll stands at
Kaede with Nineteen votes
Yugao with Thirteen votes
Hiruzen with Eight votes
Kakashi with Seven votes
and Iruka with Zero votes
Back to you Lazyfox.
Lazyfox: Thanks Minato for that thrilling update on our polls we hope to keep you all posted on the results so until next time...
Everyone: JAA-NEE!