Lazyfox: Hi guys I'm back and got a great chapter for you guys. The reasons it so great because it's in Shikamaru's Point of View and he gives his thoughts about Naruko singing today. Can't wait to see and hear that I bet.
Random: (Sitting in the emo Corner still) Can't you save them the torture of her singing.
Lazyfox: Come on out of that corner and say that I dare ya.
Random: Huh not happening and their an't nothing you can do to change my mind.
Lazyfox: Oh really I wonder if this will change your mind. (Brings out a giant sack moving a bit out of nowhere.)
Random: What's that.
Lazyfox: Just your one weakness!
Lazyfox then unties the bag to revel Random's Weakness.
Random: (o-O) OMG! IT'S NEKO SASUKE I HAVE TO RAPE HIM!
Lazyfox: Yes it'sNeko Sasuke, but too bad you can't get him from the emo corner or do anything to him from that corner your in.
Neko Sasuke: What the hell am I doing back here again and why am I a cat.
Lazyfox: I like you in this form, but in any other form I hate your guts and have an uncontrollable urge to seriously maim your ass, but hey that's just me.
Neko Sasuke: (Whimpers like a wounded kitty) Harsh much.
Random: Oh my poor lil Neko Sasuke I love you no need to cry Mama Random's coming for you.
Lazyfox: How can you do that if your stuck in the emo corner. You just leave the poor virgin Neko Sasuke by himself open to anything and everything for a pervert such of yourself to do all kinds of things to him as they wish all because you won't come out of that corner.
Random: Why you evil cold maladaptive bitch! Your making me chose between my life and my desires to rape his ass. It just not right to torture someone like this.
Lazyfox: I know that's why I brought Neko Sasuke here to A) Torture you, B) To get you out of the emo corner, and C) to watch you drown yourself in your own misery and then laugh at your broken heart and soul.
Neko Sasuke: Wow your a sadistic bitch. Were have you been all my life. (Wags tail in excitement and tries to pounce on Lazyfox.)
Lazyfox: Sorry not happen, but since your not helping get random out of the corner you can just do the disclaimer.
Neko Sasuke: Anything for you my love. Attention my desirable LazyFoxLover doesn't own Naruto just this story and me.
Lazyfox and Random: The Hell If I/She does!
Neko Sasuke jumps on and starts hugging Lazyfox while purring like a cat on catnip.
Lazyfox: Ah get the hell of me you emo bastard and go grope someone else.
Random: Yeah me for instance.
Neko Sasuke: No way I'm happy with Lazyfox-Chan.
Lazyfox: Ah Random get your ass out of that corner and help me damnit if you don't he might try and rape me.
Random: I don't know what to do I'M SO CONFUSED!
Lazyfox: While I try and get this emo kid off me and while random figures out what to do between SAVING HER BEST FRIEND or staying in the corner. I'll let you all enjoy the new chapter and hopefully I'll see you all at the end of the show(Smiles). GET THE HELL OFF OF ME YOU DAMN EMO BASTARD!
The Uchiha estate was eerily quite. Nothing made a sound just the peaceful sounds of undisturbed quite and I was enjoying every moment of this peaceful tranquility by snoozing on the front porch, but like all good things it has to come to an end.
Just then Naruko and Choji decided to run outside. To me it look like they were trying to escape something or someone. The two of them spotted me and ran towards me. Naruko decided to hide behind me while Choji dove into the bushes. I knew this was going to be a drag, but I had to ask them what they did.
"This is such a drag to ask, but what did you two do?" I asked them.
Naruko couldn't control her giggling as well as Choji and that made me very suspicious of what they have done.
"W...We just pulled a prank on the emo bastard," Naruko said in between her giggles.
"Oh god couldn't you guys have waited until after I had my nap," I snap at them.
"Oh come on Shikamaru it was so much fun pulling a prank on that guy. Now I understand why Naruko does them all the time," Choji says to me.
"Ah what did you two do to him?" I ask them again as I pinched the end of my nose in annoyance.
I didn't get my answer because at that moment as if my words summoned him Sasuke made his entrance he looked pissed off and ready to commit mass murder.
When I saw what Naruko did to him I couldn't help, but laugh at the jerk and at the appearance he was in. Hey I might be lazy, but I do have a sense of humor and when I know something's funny then it has to be funny.
"Quit laughing at me and tell me where your friends are, so I can make them pay for this," the emo bastard demanded.
"I don't know where they are and if I did I wouldn't sell my friends out to the likes of you," I tell him which seemed to only anger him more. Not that I could tell or anything considering what Naruko and Choji did to him causing me laugh at him again.
"Well if you see them tell them I'm looking for them and their going to pay for this," he declared before stomping off to who knows where.
"Sure thing Princess," I called to his retreating form enjoying seeing him twitch in annoyance at the name I gave him.
"Don't call me that!" screamed the emo bastard as he rounded the corner.
When I saw that the emo bastard was gone I signaled to Naruko and Choji that he was gone and that they could come out. Naruko was laughing her head off and Choji was laying on the ground clutching his stomach because it must hurt to laugh as much as he was at the moment.
After we all calmed down from laughing so much I asked them how they pulled the prank off.
"He's a heavy sleeper. Which made putting the dress on him all the easier," explained Naruko.
"Yeah, but who would have guessed Naruko over here knew how to put make up on," said Choji.
"Hey my grandma made me learn how to do that it was against my better judgment, but knew it could come in handy one day," cried Naruko fighting hard not to left again.
"I liked your comment Shikamaru I agree he did look like a princess to me," chuckled Choji.
"Didn't he. I just loved that dress on him and his makeover. I think he looked adorable," I said chuckling myself at Sasuke's appearance again.
We all couldn't control our laugher anymore and busted out in laugher again stronger then the first time thinking about the cross-dressed Uchiha.
"So you guys are the one to turn my little brother into a girl," said a stoic voice from behind us.
We look behind us to see Itachi there with a knowing smirk on his face.
"Oh hi Itachi-kun didn't see you there," Naruko said in a sly nervous voice performing her usual normal feature of giving a sly grin while scratching the back of her head.
"I would bet since you were all laughing at the prank you pulled on my foolish little brother," Itachi said without a hint of anger in his voice just amusement.
"You caught me. Guilty is charged for your brothers little makeover," confessed Naruko.
"Don't worry I found the prank very funny, so your safe with me, but for my brother can't say the same thing," he tells us still smiling at us.
"Is something you need us for?" I ask him.
"Oh yes I came to get Naruko-Chan for her next lesson with Kaa-Chan," Itachi told us.
'Awe I don't want to sing," complained Naruko.
"Don't worry Blue-Eyes I'm sure your not that bad at singing," I say to reassure her.
"Thanks Shika that gives me a lot reassurances," Naruko said sarcastically.
"Well follow me," Itachi instructed us as he led us to the theater.
We followed him down many hall ways till we reached a giant building. We went inside and saw Mikoto-san sitting at a grand piano on this huge stage and we saw Sasuke scowling in a chair near the front row of chairs.
(The story will now enter third person because I can't really do first person that well so I hope you don't mind that I changed the point of view in the middle of the story.)
The small group then makes it to the front row of chairs. That's when Naruko broke off from the group and headed to the stage passing by the scowling Uchiha after he got rid of his outfit. Itachi sat next to his brother while Shikamaru and Choji sat behind them as Naruko walked on stage.
"Okay Naruko you ready for your next lesson?" asked Mikoto.
"I guess," Naruko tells her sounding nervous.
"No need to be nervous dear were just practicing some basic warm up exercise right now. I'll play a few notes on the piano and all you have to do is sing it back to me," explained Mikoto.
"Okay I can do that," said Naruko relaxing a little bit.
"Okay here's the set of notes," said Mikoto as she played the scale for 'Do-Re-Mi'. "Now sing that back to me," said Mikoto.
This time when she play the scale Naruko sang with her catching the attention of her audience and teacher.
"Like that Mikoto-san?" asked Naruko.
"Yes that beautiful Naruko-Chan. How do you know how to sing?" asked Mikoto.
"I don't know. Didn't even know I could sing to be honest," said Naruko.
"Okay let's try this warm-up exercise," said Mikoto as she played a scale and started to sing with it.
"12345!, 54321!, 154535251545321, 154535251545678!" sang Mikoto
(We do these warm-up exercises everyday in my Chorus class and they work wonders on our vocal cords)
"Now it's your turn Naruko-Chan," said Mikoto replaying the scale.
"12345!, 54321!, 154535251545321, 154535251545678!," sand Naruko hitting all the notes perfectly.
"Wow Blue-Eyes is good," whispered Shikamaru not meaning for the others to hear him.
"Who would have thought she could," said Choji just as shocked as Shikamaru.
"Don't be too impressed it just warm-up exercises not actual singing," said Sasuke the only one not impressed by Naruko's singing.
"Oh your just still mad at her for the prank she pulled on you," said Itachi.
Sasuke just huffed and turned away from them trying to block out Naruko's singing.
"Okay fella's I need you all to leave so I can work on the song Naruko going to perform Sunday," said Mikoto.
"You mean we can't her practice the song?" asked Choji.
"Yep it's going to be a surprise for everyone Sunday so you have to leave for now," said Mikoto shooing them out of the theater.
Shikamaru looked back Naruko who looked nervous, so he gave her an encouraging smile telling her it was going to be okay and that she would do fine. Naruko returned the smile before he left out believing he's unspoken encouragement.
When the boys left Naruko got ready to learn the next steps to her song ready to impress everyone come Sunday.
Lazyfox: I bet you all hate not knowing what song she's going to sing, but you'll here it if you continue to read and review the story. Oh and I got rid of the emo bastard.
Random: (Crying in the emo corner) Why did you send him away I never got to torture him.
Lazyfox: It's your own fault for not helping me. If Kushina didn't show up when she did he would have raped me you douche.
Kushina: The damn Emo kid ran off before I could introduce him to my friend here (Pulled out her big machine gun to emphasize her point)
Minato: Kushina dear remember your not to show the gun around Random-Chan or she'll sue again.
Kushina: Right forgot about her.(hides the gun)
Lazyfox: I can't believe you stay in that corner when the emo bastard tried to rape me!
Random: I was conflicted at the moment and you shouldn't have used him to get me out of my safety zone.
Lazyfox: That's because you have a problem and need to deal with your fear of who knows what and get the hell out of the emo corner!
Random: NEVER! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Lazyfox: I'm going to deal with this now, but I will get you out of the corner if it's the last thing I do.
Kushina: I think it time to give an update on the poll votes so far.
Lazyfox: Your right that what we should do. Minato the results so far if you please.
Minato: Certainty. As of now the voting goes like this….
Kaede at twenty-nine votes
Rin at twenty votes
Sarutobi at tree votes
Kakashi at three votes
and Iruka at four votes back to you Lazyfox.
Lazyfox: Thanks. Now what will happen at Naruko's dance lesson tomorrow. Will their be ant more pranks played on Sasuke probably, but the only way to find out is to keep reading and reviewing to see more of the action well until next time…
Everyone: JAA-NEE