Lazyfox: Hello readers it's nice to see you again. Today's segment deals with Naruko learning how to dance. Really can't wait to see her dance that sure to be fun.
Random: I want Sasuke back.(Crying in the emo corner)
Lazyfox: Oh for the love of god get over it and please for all that's good in the world get out of that corner!
Random: Never! Not after what you've done to me. Now here's your person to do the disclaimer.(Uses the stick to hit the button)
Asuma: Hey guys.
Lazyfox: Ah code smoke put it out.(Grabs the water hose to put the cigarette out but instead points it at Random's emo corner)
Random: Don't you dare.
Lazyfox: Oh I will try me. Now you either get out of that corner or get sprayed down.
Random: Not on your life.
Lazyfox: Fine I warned you. (Fires the hose at Random spraying the emo corner to hell and back and floods Random out of the emo corner.) YES IT WORKED! Thanks you Yukicrewger2 for the suggestion of the water canon.
Random: No my beautiful emo corner it's gone now I'm going to die.
Lazyfox: You'll be find your out of the corner and nothing happen to you.
Random: Your right I'm alive that means I'm free to go rape Sasuke and nothing going to hurt me. Now time to go rape Sasuke later.
Asuma: That girl is very crazy.
Lazyfox: You have no idea. Now you can do the disclaimer.
Asuma: Alright. LazyFoxLover doesn't own Naruto, just this story.
Lazyfox: Thanks you now we can get to the story. Hopefully Naruko won't destroy anything in the wake of her dancing, but if she does destroy something that's hope it's the emo bastard. Now let's enjoy the show.
Bold: Means a summoned animal or Kyuubi is talking
Italics: Means Flashback
Underlined: Means someone's thoughts.
(Parenthesis): Means Author's note.
Classical music was playing in the air and the ballroom looked beautiful. The kind of ballroom you see in all those fairytales were a prince is dancing with his princess. Right now there was a prince dancing with his princess in that beautiful ballroom.
The raven haired prince was waltzing with his blonde haired princess in their spot light dance. The blonde couldn't help, but smile at her raven prince and to feel safe and happy in his arms.
When the song was coming to an end the raven prince bent his princess down and stared lovingly into her big blue eyes before speaking.
"I love you Naruko," whispered her raven haired prince.
"I love you too Shikamaru," whispered Naruko back as she closed her eyes when Shikamaru leaned forward ready to kiss her awaiting lips.
Before the kiss was completed a siren went off through the air causing the scene to break apart. As the scene disappeared the siren continued to play jolting Naruko awake. She looked to her left to see her alarm clock blasting in her ears telling her to wake up.
Naruko groaned and took the alarm clock in her hands and throw the accursed clock at the wall smashing it to pieces when it hit the wall.
"Why the hell did someone event that thing. It's so annoying and I was sleeping just fine before that thing ruined my happy dream," complained Naruko.
"What dream would that be Blue-Eyes?" asked Shikamaru who was standing in her door way yawning at her.
Naruko looked at him and couldn't hide the blush forming on her cheeks as ducked under her cover trying to hide from Shikamaru.
"Hey Blue-Eyes you okay?" asked Shikamaru.
"Yep fine couldn't be better," replied Naruko from under her covers still blushing as her dream replays over in her head to her utter embarrassment.
"If you say so. I came to get you up before the alarm went off, but I guess I'm too late for that and I see you smashed your clock again," teased Shikamaru.
"Not funny Shika people should know not to set that thing," screamed Naruko ripping the cover off her head to come face to face with Shikamaru who was towering over her bed.
"Yeah I'll tell the maid to not put another one in your room. Now get your bed head self downstairs for breakfast," said Shikamaru as flicked Naruko's nose and exited her room not seeing Naruko scarlet red face.
When Shikamaru left the room Naruko grabbed her pillow and shoved it into her screaming in it.
"What the hell is wrong with me. Dreaming about Shikamaru like that he's just my friend, my best friend nothing more that dream didn't happen I'm just being stupid and I need to get a grip and not worry about that stupid dream," thought Naruko trying to get a grip on her raging emotions.
Naruko got up and started getting ready for the day. She brushed her hair and then pit it into their twin pigtails, while her outfit was another spring kimono. The Kimono was a light shade of green with a big yellow flower on the back.
"I really hate the fact I have to wear dresses this entire week. When it's over it's back to shorts and shirts for me," commented Naruko thinking out loud again.
"Hey Naruko that color looks good on you it matches Shikamaru's shirt color," commented Choji as Naruko walked into the dinning room.
Naruko looked at her kimono and then to Shikamaru's shirt to see Choji was right about them having the same color of green on causing Naruko to blush again. Naruko walked pasted Shikamaru and sat by Choji trying to calm her blush down before anybody noticed.
"Hey Blue-Eyes what's wrong you look sick do have a fever you look red in the face?" asked Shikamaru as he sat by her and putting his hand on Naruko's head seeing she had a fever.
"I'm fine just a little overheated from last night is all," said Naruko thinking of lie to explain her red face.
"You are a bit on the warm side. You Baka if you got so hot last night you should have opened the window to cool off your room instead of suffocating in there. To be honest it was a bit stuffy in there when I went to get you maybe tonight you should sleep by the window if that happens again," said Shikamaru withdrawing his hand from Naruko's head.
"Sure will thanks checking on me I'll do better tonight," said Naruko trying to get her breathing back in check. "God what's wrong with me Shikamaru always checking on me like this that what makes him such a good friend so why am I acting like such a stupid girl. I mean this all started because I had that stupid dream about him. Wait that's it I'm just embarrassed about that dream I had about him that's it that's what's wrong with me it just that stupid dream not Shikamaru," thought Naruko pleased with her conclusion that the dream is to blame for her ridiculous action around Shikamaru.
"Naruko are you listening to me?" questioned Mikoto in a stern voice.
"Huh what. Of sorry Mikoto-sensei I was lost in my thoughts sorry. You were saying," apologized Naruko bowing her head in embarrassment.
"I was saying are you ready for today's dance lessoning," said Mikoto.
"Oh yes ma'ma I'm ready," said Naruko.
"Good we can start practicing after breakfast is over," said Mikoto going in the kitchen to start working on breakfast.
"I'll help you Mikoto-sensei," said Naruko getting up and hurrying off to the kitchen after Mikoto trying to get as far away from Shikamaru at the moment not seeing the confused looks from Shikamaru and Choji.
"Looks like the blonde ditz doesn't want to be around you two anymore," commented Sasuke with a arrogant smirk on his face.
"Oh shut up you brooding prick you don't know what your talking about," said Shikamaru.
"Oh then explain to me what it was that made her leave your side, so fast," said Sasuke still smirking.
"That's just Naruko she likes helping people is all," defended Shikamaru.
"Yeah sure believe what you want to believe just look out she might just get rid of you," said Sasuke still smirking at them like the asshole he is.
"Whatever asshole just leave her alone," said Shikamaru.
Hey Shikamaru I think Sasuke's right though Naruko was acting weird just a little while ago," whispered Choji.
"I think it's just because she embarrassed about something. It just might be about having to dance today and with her wearing kimonos. She hates wearing girly clothes," explained Shikamaru.
"You think it might because of my remark of how she looked in the kimono?" asked Choji.
"Possibly, but don't worry she'll get over it soon enough then she'll go back to being the same Naruko we both know," reassured Shikamaru.
"Okay I believe you," said Choji.
A few minutes later Mikoto and Naruko returned to the dinning room with everyone's breakfast.
"Dig in everyone," said Mikoto after everyone said the blessing.
Breakfast went by quietly with little talking done and soon it was over. Naruko and Mikoto cleared the table taking the dishes to the kitchen to wash them. When the two women were done in the kitchen they came back in the room to get the men to take them to the dance room to practice in.
"Okay Naruko will practice the basic art of waltzing," instructed Mikoto.
"What's step one?" asked Naruko
"The first step is that formal greeting we worked on the first day you came to me," said Mikoto.
"Okay who do I greet?" asked Naruko.
"Yes we need you a partner and I think the one of you who know how to waltz is Sasuke so he will be your partner," said Mikoto.
"Oh you have to be kidding me," said Naruko in disgust.
"Hey I don't think I like it either dobe," said Sasuke.
"Quit calling me that Teme!" shouted Naruko.
"Naruko quit using such unladylike language this instant and Sasuke be nicer to her and help her out," scolded Mikoto.
"Fine I'll dance with her, but does it have the waltz," complained Sasuke.
"Yes it does now get into positions for the dance to began," commanded Mikoto.
"Fine. Come on blonde lets just get this over with," commanded Sasuke as he walked to the stage with Naruko following behind him.
Naruko and Sasuke got on and face each other on the opposite sides of the stage.
"Now greet each other like your at gala occasion and you have just met each other," instructed Mikoto playing the song 'Once upon a December'
Sasuke walks over to Naruko and bows to her offering her his hand.
"Greetings milady would you care to dance?" asked Sasuke as the music begains to play.
Naruko curtsy in front of him and takes his hand trying not to gag she replies "It would be my pleasure sir."
Sasuke leads her to the center stage as the song starts to play.
"Dancing bears
Painted wings
Things I almost remember
And a song someone sings
Once upon a December"
"Alright dobe out you left hand on my shoulder and give me your right hand," instructed Sasuke.
"Like this?" asked Naruko.
"Yes that's it now follow my lead and don't make a fool of yourself," remarked Sasuke.
"Sorry that's your job not mine," commented Naruko causing Sasuke to twitch in annoyance bringing a smirks to her face.
Someone holds me safe and warm
Horses dance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
"For a klutz your not so bad on your feet," commented Sasuke.
"Oh my if I didn't know you better I would say that was a complement from you to me," said Naruko.
"And if it was would it mean anything to you my dear Naruko," whispered Sasuke.
Naruko blushed at Sasuke's words as they continued to dance. "What did he mean by that and why am I blushing. Oh this is bad," thought Naruko.
"Shikamaru do you think Sasuke was right about Naruko not wanting to our friends anymore?" asked Choji.
"Of course not. Sasuke was just being a prick," said Shikamaru glaring at Sasuke.
"But what if he was right because it looks like Naruko is having fun up there," commented Choji.
"Theres no way in hell Naruko is enjoying being up there with the prick your just imaging that Choji," said Shikamaru. "There is no way Naruko would enjoy dancing with that guy right," thought Shikamaru.
Far away
Long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my heart used to know
Once upon a December
"What is wrong with me. Why I'm enjoying dancing with Sasuke I would whither it be Shikamaru then him like in my dream," thought Naruko.
"What's wrong with her she does know that's Sasuke the biggest jerk in the village," thought Shikamaru.
"Jesus why am I thinking about Shikamaru and that dream at a time like this," thought Naruko blushing.
Naruko looks over to Shikamaru and Choji and sees that Shikamaru is glaring at her.
"Why's he mad at me did I do something wrong. Did he figure out I had a dream about him" thought Naruko frowning in worry at Shikamaru thinking he's mad at her about her dream.
"She saw see me glaring at the Prick and now she frowning at me. What's wrong with her and why is she taking up for the prick. Wait does that mean she likes him now and that he was right about Naruko not wanting me and Choji as her friends anymore" thought Shikamaru.
Someone holds me safe and warm
Horses prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
"Hey dobe pay attention your making us look bad. Try and keep up with me will ya," remarked Sasuke.
"Oh that's you that's making us look bad because your not keeping up with me," replied Naruko.
"Oh is that so then I guess I have to step my game up then," whispered Sasuke into Naruko's ear.
"What do you mean by that?" asked Naruko nervous as to what he meant.
Sasuke just smirked at her as he continued to dance with her.
Far away long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my heart used to know
Things it yearns to remember
And a song someone sings
Once upon a December
When the dance was ending Sasuke twirled her into him and bent her down.
"Oh my god this is how the dream ended, but instead of it being Shikamaru it's Sasuke," thought Naruko.
"What the hell is planning," thought Shikamaru.
Sasuke brought Naruko back up and leaned into her and placed a kiss on her cheek before stepping away from her leaving her in complete shock.
"It was a pleasure to dance with you milady hope we can dance again real soon," said Sasuke walking off stage and out of the ballroom.
"Excellent job today Naruko you did beautifully, that wraps everything up for today so you are free for the rest of the day," said Mikoto before leaving as well.
When Mikoto left Shikamaru and Choji joined Naruko on stage. Choji looked Confused about what happened while Shikamaru looked mad as hell about the situation.
"Naruko what the hell is wrong with you!" shouted Shikamaru.
Hearing Shikamaru shout at her made Naruko snap out of her dazed stupor to stare at him in shock.
"Nothings wrong with me," stated Naruko.
"Something obviously wrong with you or you would have knocked that guy's teeth down his throat for kissing you or unless you wanted him to kiss you," accused Shikamaru.
"What the hell that supposed to mean," demanded Naruko getting mad at Shikamaru.
"Oh don't play dumb with me. I saw the way you were all happy and stuff up there dancing with him so it really shouldn't surprise me you wanted him to kiss you," said Shikamaru getting madder and madder every second.
"I was not enjoying dancing with Sasuke and there an't no way in this whole wide world would I ever want him to kiss me," stated Naruko feeling hurt that Shikamaru would think of her like that.
"Yeah I bet not. Your just like all those other stupid girls who follow Sasuke like he's the greatest thing in the village. I bet you just can't wait to replace me and Choji with him as your friend right," said Shikamaru glaring at her.
Shikamaru's last comment hit Naruko to her core and made tears Spring to her eyes, but she refused to cry in front of them. Shikamaru seeing this regretted saying that to her because it look like she was about to cry.
"You are such a jerk Shikamaru!" screamed Naruko running away from them.
"Wait Naruko I didn't mean to..." started Shikamaru, but Naruko ran away before he could finish.
"Shikamaru what is your problem. You had no right to say any of that stuff to Naruko," screamed Choji.
"Your right I didn't, but I don't know what came over me. Seeing Sasuke kiss Naruko caused something in me to snap," said Shikamaru.
"Is it because you were jealous of Sasuke trying to take Naruko away from us?" asked Choji.
"I guess that's it. I'm so stupid I got mad at the wrong person. I have to find her and apologize to her and hope she forgives me," said Shikamaru.
"I'll say. You really hurt her feelings Shikamaru you need to make this right before you lose Naruko as a friend," said Choji.
"Your right I'm going to go find her," said Shikamaru leaving the ballroom and hunting down Naruko.
(To where Naruko is)
Naruko is sitting in a tree over a koi pound found in the Uchiha estate. Naruko stares into the koi pound throwing rocks into it.
"Stupid Shikamaru thinks he knows everything when he doesn't," mumbled Naruko as she throw another rock into the pound whipping at her eyes trying to keep from crying that she didn't hear someone climbing up the tree she was in. "Shikamaru's a no good jerk face," said Naruko throwing another rock in the pound.
"Yes he is and he's sorry for being one," said the voice of the person who sat on the tree branch next to her.
Naruko looked to her left and saw Shikamaru sitting there at a good distance away from her. (Probably scared Naruko would damage something very important to him.) She looked at him and then frowned at him and then looked back down at the koi pound.
"You know it's a pain trying to figure out where you go when your mad at me," he said trying to start a conversation with her, but failed because she just sat there throwing another rock into the pound.
Shikamaru sighed figuring she was giving him the silent treatment which he deserved it.
"Look Naruko I'm sorry for how I treated you in the ballroom. I wasn't mad at you I was mad at Sasuke," apologized Shikamaru.
"Then why did you yell at me. You've never yelled at me," said Naruko still staring at the pound.
"I got mad at Sasuke for kissing you and I got jealous because I got scared you would fall for him like everyone else," said Shikamaru.
"Is that why you said I was like every other stupid girl the village who liked him," said Naruko.
"Yeah and that was uncalled for on every level as were most of the things I said to you," said Shikamaru.
"Yeah they were, especially the one about me going to replace you and Choji with Sasuke. Where did that come from anyway," said Naruko finally looking at Shikamaru.
"From Sasuke this morning. When you were avoiding me and Choji he said you might get rid of us as your friends and I was afraid he was right," said Shikamaru.
"Oh no I wasn't avoiding you and Choji this morning I was trying to hide my embarrassment from you guys," explained Naruko.
"Embarrassment of what the fact you got overheated last night?" asked Shikamaru.
Naruko blushed and shook her head no. "I didn't get overheated last night I just said that to hide the fact I was blushing from everybody," said Naruko.
"Why would you do that?" asked Shikamaru.
"I kept replaying the dream I had through my head this morning and it was so embarrassing and I didn't want you to know about it," said Naruko.
"What was it about I promise not to laugh at you," said Shikamaru.
"I was dancing with you in my dream and when we finished dancing you..." started Naruko, but she couldn't finish telling him.
"And I what?" asked Shikamaru.
"and you were about to kiss me," whispered Naruko.
Shikamaru started blushing to and turned to face the koi pound like Naruko.
"You see it was too embarrassing and you didn't help none with being so close to me this morning, but I wasn't going to get rid of my friends and I can't believe you actually believed the teme," stated Naruko.
"Yes very bad judgement call on my part and I'm sorry for hurting your feelings like I did. Great now I feel even more like a jackass for all the stuff I said to you," said Shikamaru.
"Well you should be, but it's okay because all is forgiven and were still best friends," said Naruko smiling at him.
"Your too nice to me Blue-Eyes," said Shikamaru.
"Don't say that I'm just glad were friends and lets make a promise that no matter what happens were always be friends," said Naruko sticking out her pinky finger for him to take.
"It's a promise," said Shikamaru.
"Good now that's go find Choji we have to get the teme back for trying to ruin our friendship and for kissing me," said Naruko jumping down to the ground.
"Right behind you Blue-Eyes," said Shikamaru as he jumped down after her.
The two friends then went to find there other friend to work on a prank for Sasuke to teach him not to mess people.
Lazyfox: How was Naruko and Shikamaru's first fight. I hope you don't think it was too harsh and please don't hate Shika at least he was a real man and apologized unlike most man.
Random: I loved the part were Sasuke kissed her that was the best part of the story so for.
Kushina: Oh your out of that corner of yours that means I got free accuses to you now. Time for some pay back. (Cracks her knuckles)
Random: Mama.
Kushina then proceeded to beat the living crap out of Random and left her a bloody mess on the floor of the studio.
Kushina: I feel better now. Welcome back to the real world Random (Smiles sweetly) oh and if you ever have my guns taken again I"LL KILL YOU!
Random babbles in coherent dribbles as blood trickles out of her mouth and onto the stage.
Lazyfox: Yeah we need a doctor for her. HEY WE NEED SOME HELP IN HERE!
A group of doctors came in and put Random on life support and took her away.
Lazyfox: Well it's good to have random out of the corner and it be better to have you all review. Now we go to Minato for the poll updates, Minato take it away.
Minato: Thank you Lazyfox. It would seem no change has happened to the polls, but here they are for guys again
Kaede with twenty-nine votes
Rin with twenty votes
Iruka with four votes
Sarutobi with three votes
and lastly Kakashi with three votes back to you Lazyfox.
Lazyfox: Thanks Minato. Well you heard him guys if you haven't chosen to die yet you still have time you get all the voting you want done before the poll has closed. Also please add in your reviews on who you want to say the disclaimer for next time. Well until next time...
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