A/N A huge thanks to my friend OoJasper'sAngeloO for her beta work on this chapter. She also helped by giving me the jokes. This chapter has some humor, a small lemon, and a huge surprise for everyone. Hope you enjoy. I did post this early just because I love my readers.

I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.

Jasper's POV

The kiss was gentle and soft like her, but I broke it off quickly. I couldn't believe that I had done that. How stupid could I be? Pretty fucking stupid apparently. I let go of her and went to get up, but she had other plans as usual.

She grabbed my hair and pulled me back down, kissing me back. We kissed for several minutes and then she let me get up and I pulled her up with me. I chanced to look at her face and she was smiling hugely. She spoke up, "You don't know how long I've wanted to kiss you, but I thought that I wasn't good enough for you. You're so special Jas, and I'm just a plain human."

I quickly shut her up by kissing her again. I had to be careful though. If I allowed the kisses to heat up then I might do things to her that she might not want me to do. I wanted to do wicked things to her, to her body. I wanted to make her body become flush with desire and then have her scream my name out in pleasure.

Then she told me she had a question for me and that brought me out of my lust induced haze, "What is it darlin'?"

"Actually, its more like two, can I get up now? And wanna hear a joke?" This was going to be good. I nodded yes, as I helped her to sit up.

Peter loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. One night, he's at the bar and he gets extremely drunk. He tries to stand up, but immediately falls to the floor. He tries this a few more times, but each time he falls to the floor. People offered to help him, but he said no each time. He finally ended up dragging himself home and sneaking into bed, thinking his wife would never catch him. The next morning, Peter's wife says, "Pete, you bloody worthless idiot, no good drunkard! You were at the bar last night drinking again!" Peter was confused. "How did you find out?" "The bar called. You left your wheelchair there."

I laughed. She always had the ability to make me laugh. As the days passed by she would tell me a joke and I always laughed and then would kiss her and thank her for giving me a gift, laughing.

I think my favorite is the one she told me this morning.

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."

The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600."

The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read it any more because she can't see very well. I met this priest who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty priests 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes.

She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Michael, you give me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same.."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you.

She said the joke kind of reminded her of me. I told her that I don't actually eat the animals. She laughed and then went into the kitchen and started to cook her dinner. I wanted to let her know that I would have to go to visit the family soon.

I hated that I would have to leave her alone again. I was thinking that maybe I should have Peter and Char come for a visit. They could stay with her while I'm gone. I already knew they would love her. Actually, it seems that they already did and couldn't wait to meet her.

I walked into the kitchen and her back was to me. I started talking in my normal voice. She never even acknowledged I was there. I raised the volume of my voice several times and still nothing. I guess that she was more hard of hearing than she thought.

I went up to her and touched her. She turned around and I was kind of shocked. She was crying silently. She had never made a sound. She hadn't even really been cooking, just standing there crying. I gently picked her up and carried her back into the living room.

"Baby, what's wrong? Why are you crying, did I do or say something to hurt you?" I asked as I placed her in my lap.

"I hate that you have to go to see those monsters who seem to think its fun to hurt you. They don't deserve your loyalty, or your respect, or your love. I'm sorry, I know you love them, but I hate how they make you feel. I love you and it hurts me to see anyone hurt you." she explained.

All I could focus on was three of the words she had said, "I love you."

"I love you too kitten. Nothing else matters as long as I have you."

"Jas, can I ask you another question? I know that you have felt my love for you and I'm sure my lust as well. Do you not want me in that way? I have wanted you to touch me and make love to me for so long now. If that's the case then I can accept that we'll only just be friends, but please don't go back to see those horrible monsters."

I had felt her lust often. Especially, when I went without a shirt. Being here I felt comfortable enough around her that I would actually only wear jeans and nothing else. Sometimes, I did it just to see if her lust would increase. It always did.

There were a few times when it got so bad that I would go and take a shower just to take care of my problem. Why hadn't I tried to go any further than just kissing? I was scared that she would reject me. Just because a human feels lust for a vampire doesn't necessarily mean they are actually willing to have sex with them.

We are created to draw humans in. Lust is one of the ways we do that. I didn't think she would really want me. I'm a scarred freak and I don't deem myself worthy of her sexually. She is perfect, while I'm hideous and I wanted her to not have to reject me. The best way to do that is to not even try.

"Jasper, please. Touch me, make love to me. I want you, all of you. You are so beautiful to me and just the thought of you touching me is enough to drive me crazy. Please." She said quietly as she kissed my face.

I knew she was a virgin and there was no way I was letting her first time be on the couch. I would have to be very careful. Truth be told, I was terrified that the little bit of blood that would be present might bring on the blood lust. Then again, I have never been bothered by her blood and since I had taken care of her wound I hoped that I would be fine.

I carried her quickly up to what was now our room. I usually stayed in there with her. She said that she could feel my presence even when she was sleeping. Once in there I laid her down on the bed. This was one of those times that I was only in my jeans so I wouldn't have much to remove.

I climbed onto the bed and laid down on top of her hot tiny body, making sure to keep my weight off of her. I kissed her before making my way down her neck. I was going to take this slow. I was going to make sure that I worshiped her body before doing anything else.

She again had on one of my t-shirts and I kissed her neck as I moved my hands underneath the shirt. I slowly made my way up her body, making sure to take the shirt up with the movement. I lightly touched her breasts, but then stopped long enough to pull the shirt up and over her head.

I was in awe, she was so beautiful and I hadn't even removed her bra yet. I went back to squeezing her breasts lightly before pulling one of the lacy cups down so that I could touch her nipple. I grazed it before putting my mouth over it and sucking. She was so fucking responsive and she arched her back up to push her breasts closer to my mouth.

I finally thought, "Fuck this" and ripped the bra off. She moaned and arched her back once again letting me know she was enjoying what I was doing to her breasts. I was going to make sure she knew just how special she is, and how much she made me feel more like a man than I have ever felt.

I trailed kissed down her stomach stopping only when I got to her jeans. I kissed and licked her navel while undoing her button and then unzipping them. I started to tug them down her legs and stopped to look at her to make sure she wanted this. She was squirming underneath me and it was making me harder than I had ever been.

I stopped long enough to remove her jeans and underwear. Then I looked at her and couldn't believe that someone as beautiful as she is, wanted me. I had never felt this wanted, ever.

I spent time licking, sucking and using my fingers to fuck her until she did cum, screaming my name. I had been smart though and had bought some condoms just in case. Yeah, so sue me, a man can dream can't he? Only this dream is coming true.

I went slow and once I had broken through I stayed still until she was ready for me. She was so fucking hot, tight and wet. She came a few more times before I finally found my own release. It wasn't that I couldn't, I would stop just before I did cum. Since it seemed that the longer I pumped, the more orgasms she would have.

Once I was done I pulled out, and went to disposed of the condom. I then went back and held her until her stomach growled. We got up and actually fixed her dinner this time. Later, we made love again before she fell asleep. I finally felt like I was home.

The next morning we made love one more time before I had to leave. I did shower so that I could wash her scent off of me. I had clothes that I kept in a hiding spot so that once I was there I could change out of the clothes I was wearing that did have her scent on them. I would also jump into the stream, naked making sure to get her scent off of my skin. I was not going to let the family find out about her.

The visit was the same as usual. Alice trying to make me stay and trying to seduce me, Edward accusing me of eating humans and covering it up. I never even saw Carlisle or Bella and Nessie. I stayed only a few hours. I desperately needed to get back to my kitten.

Rose and Emmett were there of course and Rose kept watching me. It was almost as if she knew something. It was making me nervous. There was a huge difference with this visit. Nothing that either Edward or Alice said bothered me. It was like the old saying, "Water rolling off a duck's back." I felt more confidence than I have ever felt. Maybe that's what Rose was picking up.

I did my best to sneak off before anyone would know I was gone. It didn't work. I was about fifty miles from the house when I felt her. Rose had been waiting for me to leave so she could follow me. This is exactly what I had been afraid of. I should have known, but then again once I was away from Edward my mind was on kitten, I wasn't paying attention. If I had I would have known much sooner.

Rose just stared at me for a minute before speaking, "Who is she Jasper? Why are you hiding her? I understand you hiding her from the rest of the family, but you have always confided in me before, why now? Before you say anything, I have my own secrets just remember that I'm as good as you are, maybe better at hiding shit from the family."

"How did you know that its even a person, let alone a girl?" I asked.

"Jasper, I have known you for what fifty years now? I have never seen you smile like you were at the house. I have never seen you not react when the idiots were on your case. Besides, Em has the same look, the same smile as you did at the house, right after having sex. I want to meet her."

"Please Rose, I can't lose her. I love her and she loves me. She hates the way the family treats me and if I take you there, she may get angry at me for bringing you there. There's another problem, at least for you. She's human."

"What?" she replied.

After a few very quiet seconds she added,"Let's go Jasper. I promise I will die before letting Edward or Alice find out about her. I'll also be willing to tell you my secret. Em knows and he's kept it from Edward easily. If she's human, then dear brother, you are much stronger than even I have given you credit for. Now, let's go."

We were quiet the rest of the way. Since it was early morning now I knew that my kitten would be awake, waiting for me. I had promised her that I would be back today. I could only hope that she wouldn't be angry and piss Rose off. She might try to hurt her and then I would have to hurt the one member of the family besides Em and Esme that I truly cared about, Rose.

She was in the kitchen when we got there. I walked in and motioned for Rose to stay in the living room while I spoke to kitten. She jumped when she saw me. I guess she didn't hear me come in. How in the fuck was I going to explain this?

I told her that I had brought company. She thought that it was Peter and Char. When I told her no, that it was my sister, she got mad, "I swear Jas, if she says one fucking bad word about you or our relationship I will find a way to rip her fucking ass apart!"

I could feel Rose go from curious, to happiness from the kitchen. Apparently she liked that my girl was willing to take a stand for me, even if it was against a vampire. I just hope that I hadn't made a mistake bringing her here.

The thing is that I know for a fact that none of us were prepared for the reaction that came from Catherine. I took her hand and slowly walked her into the living room. Rose was already smiling and her emotions were totally wrong for what the situation is. It was Catherine's reaction that totally floored me though.

She looked at Rose for all of ten seconds and then squealed while running towards Rose. She jumped into her arms, which it seemed Rose was already prepared to catch her. Once in her arms she started crying and telling her how much she missed her. Why had she stayed gone? And lastly she really had needed to see her again.

I finally asked what the fuck was going on. I realized that apparently I'm not as smart as I thought I was when Catherine's answer shook me up, "Sorry Jas, this is Doc". . .

A/N Please tell me your thoughts. Yeah, I know everyone was just so sure it was Carlisle. You should know me by now, I don't do the obvious. Thanks to everyone for their reviews, and adding this story to their favorites and alerts. Love you guys.