Chapter 2: The Meeting
(Hey Everybody! Here's chapter 2!)
"Where on earth are we?" Nazz asked. "Are we even on earth anymore?" Kevin asked. The children of the cul-dee-sac where gazing the town before them. Inside the town where people with yellow skin. "They look kinda like Lumpy over here" Eddy said, pointing to Ed. "Oh Dear!" Double D said "It seems we've stumbled upon another dimension." "Another dimension?" Nazz asked. "I'm afraid so" Double D said. The kids all looked at each other…..then they all cheered. "Awesome!" Kevin said, "You dorks did something right for once!" The Eds and the Kankers looked confused. "Hey sockhead"! Eddy said "How come we ain't getting beat up yet" "I don't know Eddy" Double D said. "I'm not in my happy place guys" Ed said with a worried look on his face. "Come on guys! Let's check this place out!" Kevin said. "Let's find some kids to play with" Sarah told Jimmy. "Okay". Kevin, Rolf and Johnny went one way and Jimmy, Sarah and Nazz went the other. "Wait! Come back!" Double D shouted But the kids where already gone. "What are going to do double D?!" Ed said. "I don't know Ed." Double D said. "Oh boyyyyyys!" The Eds looked over their shoulder and saw the Kanker sisters looking at them with lust in their eyes, drooling from the mouths. "But I think our first course of action should be to RUN!" Double D almost screamed that last word before sprinting in the opposite direction. "Good idea Sockhead!" Eddy said before bolting as well. "RUN AWAY!" Ed said as he followed his friends "Get'em girls!" Lee said. The Kanker sisters ran suit.
"Come on Bart! This way!" Lisa shouted. The three Simpson children, with Maggie in Lisa's arms, where running away from the school bullies Dolph, Jimbo and Kearney. "Why did you have to put fireworks in their potato salad?" Lisa asked Bart as they were running. "It looked like a good idea at the time." Bart replied. "We're gonna kick your ass!" Jimbo yelled. "Why are chasing after me?" Lisa shouted back "Bart's the one who blew up your lunch." Guilty by association" Jimbo replied. Lisa suddenly caught site of an old treehouse. "Quick Bart!" She said "To that treehouse!" Bart and Lisa took off in the direction of the treehouse barely aware of three shapes approaching from the opposite direction.
"Quick! In that treehouse!" Double D shouted, almost out of breath. He and his friends had been running for 10 minutes trying to escape The Kanker sisters. The Eds darted towards the treehouse vaguely aware of three small two small shapes approaching from the opposite direction.
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Bart and Lisa fell to the ground, Maggie landing right on Lisa's stomach. The Eds crashed down to the ground. "What the?" Bart said, picking himself up. "What the?" Eddy said picking himself off the ground. "Hey lis! You okay?" Bart asked helping his sister off the ground. "Yeah. I'm fine" Lisa said, Picking up Maggie. "What the heck happened?"
"Are you okay Double D?" Ed asked as he plucked Double D from the ground. "Yes Ed. I'm fine" Double D said. "What the heck did we hit?" Eddy asked. "Two yellow kids Eddy" Ed said "ay caramba!" A voice said. "What the?" Eddy said once more. The Eds turned just to two yellow children and a baby.
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"Hey! Over Here" said Jimbo. "Oh no!" Said Lisa. "The bullies are almost here!" "Bullies?" The Eds asked. They looked behind the kids and saw three tough-looking boys racing towards them. "Those men look v-very muscular in stature" Double D gulped, trembling with fear.
"Oh Boooooyyyyys" Lee said. "Oh no" Ed said. "The Kanker sisters are coming!" "Kanker sisters?" Bart and Lisa asked in unison. The siblings looked behind the pre-teens and saw three witch-like girls racing towards them. "Ay caramba!" Bart exclaimed "You already said that." Lisa said.
"Quick!" Double D said. "Up that tree!" Double began to feebly claw his way up the tree without much success. Eddy pushed him up the tree house while climbing up himself. Ed took one look at his friends and then looked at Bart and Lisa. "No time to waste little ones!" He said before grabbing them both by the heads and sticking them in his pockets before climbing up the tree after his friends.
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The bullies and the Kankers crashed into each other, just as the Simpson children and the Eds did. When Dolph got up, the first thing he saw was Lee. Her curly hair. Her poka-dot shirt. She was so beautiful to him. "Hey" Dolph said to her. "You need any help?" Lee saw Dolph and instantly forgot Eddy. "Sure" Lee said as Dolph helped her up. "My name's Lee" she said. "I'm Dolph." He replied. "Hey girls!" Lee called out. "Looks like mama hooked a man!" "Not now Lee!" Marie said. "I'm too busy checking out this handsome man!" Marie was wiping the dust off Jimbo's hat, while staring at him "Here's your hat back you big lug." She said blushing slightly. "Thanks toots" Jimbo said taking his hat back. "Your buckteeth remind me of my Aunt Louise." Kearney said to May. May just giggled. "Come on girls" Lee said "Let's get out of here." And with that, the bullies and the Kanker sisters left.
The Eds and the Simpson children watched the whole thing from the treehouse. "Did you see that?" Double D said. "I know right? We're totally off the hook!" Eddy looked like he was gonna burst with excitement. "That's great. But can we come out now?" Lisa said from inside Ed's coat. "Yeah" Bart added "It smells like Dad in here!" "Okeydokey" Ed said. He opened up his coat and Bart and Lisa tumbled out. They picked themselves up and dust themselves off. "Wait!" Lisa said. "Where's Maggie?" Suddenly Ed started to laugh uncontrollably. Maggie popped out of Ed's shirt collar. "Awww! Cute little dickens." Ed said. Double D pick up Maggie and gave her to Lisa. "I assume this is Maggie." He said. "Thank you" Lisa said. "I'm Lisa" Bart spoke next "I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?"
"BART!" Lisa shouted. "Sorry! My brother is exactly known for respecting elders." "That's fine" Double D "HELLO FRIENDS!" Ed shouted. "I am Ed!" "I'm Eddy" Eddy said. "And I'm Double D" Double D said next. "Why do the call you Double D?" Lisa asked. "Well my real name is Edd but with two "D"s." Double D replied. "Wait so you guys are all named Ed? That's freaking hysterical!" Bart said before he burst out laughing. "Bart! That's not polite!" Lisa said. "Yeah quit laughing cylinder head!" Eddy said. "Oh yeah?" Bart said "At least I'm not a midget!" "Why you little! Will at least I can tell my hair from my forehead!" Eddy said. "At least I have more than three hairs!" Bart rebutted. "Fellas please! Can't we get along?" Double D said. "Sorry Sockhead but I do believe this little punk owes me an apology." Eddy said. "Be careful about your beliefs Eddy. In the words of Gandhi, Your beliefs become your thoughts" Double D said. "Your thoughts become your words." Lisa said. Double D turned around, amazed that such a young looking girl knew such a quote. "Your words become your actions" Double D said. "Your actions become your habits." Lisa said moving closer to Double D. "Your habits become your values." Double D said moving closer to Lisa. "And your values become your destiny!" Both Double D and Lisa said in union. "AMAZING!" Double D exclaimed. "How on earth can someone your age know a quote by Gandhi by heart?" "How could I not!" Lisa said "I am a Buddhist after all." "Yeah so where are you guys from?" Bart asked. "From another dimension!" Ed said out loud. "Another dimension?" Bart asked. "What the heck are you guys doing in are dimension then?" "Well" Double D started to speak but Lisa shushed him. "You can explain later" Lisa said blushing slightly, "Over dinner"
So Lisa just invited the Eds over to her house. Wonder what will happen next? Stay tuned to find out!
And as for why Maggie is there, I'll explain in the next chapter! Don't forget to leave a review! B.S.C Out!