Kyo: Hi people remember me? Of course you do I'm the new psychopathic bitch in town. You all are probably were Lazyfox-chan is, but there no need to worry about her because she is perfectly fine and is a safe place.

Random: You fiend what have you done to her.

Kyo: I'm insulted. How dare you think I could possibly do something to our fabulous hostess?

A loud banging sound is heard throughout the studio.

Random: Right it's just my imagination playing tricks on me and I'm just hearing that noise huh.

Kyo: (pulls her down to whisper in her ear) Pretend you don't hear anything and I'll give you full access to the emo corner with no time limit set.

Random: What noise? I don't hear anything, do you hear anything because I sure don't.

Kyo: good girl. You may have the emo corner back.

Random: (runs into the emo corner and curls up into it and starts to purr like a cat) Oh I've missed you so much my precious nothing will ever separate us again.

Kyo: Wow that girl has some serious problems. Anyway I want to take the liberty to first say is to thank everyone for their reviews and secondly I like to apologize for Lazy's late updates as of late, but it was only because she was stuck doing this ridiculous biology project and was stuck studying for all her midterms. Thankful though she's finished with all that and can now make more updates for everyone over her summer break.

Random: (curled in the emo corner still) is that her real reason or was it just because she was being lazy. Yeah total pun intended!

There was a louder banging sound in the studio.

Kyo: The point being is that she will make a stronger effort in updating more frequently for everyone. Now Random bless us all with this week's special quest.

Random: Can do crazy lady. (Hits the random button)

Kaede: Hello children nice to meet you.

Kyo: Yeah another great person to chat with. Kaede it's great to meet you.

Kaede: Nice to meet you too, but whom are you and where am I. This doesn't look the village at all.

Kyo: I'm Fire-Ball Kyo, but you just call me Kyo and this is the 'Happy-Go-Lucky-Studios' where we create new and imitative ideas for our beloved show.

Kaede: Oh good to know, so why am I here again.

Random: You here to say the disclaimer for us.

Kaede: Alright I can do that now if you like.

Kyo: Slow your roll granny we have time to kill before that. Besides I want to ask you some questions.

Kaede: Like what.

Random: How about the fact you're the number one pick on the poll to die at the Kyuubi festival in our later chapters.

Kaede: I beg your pardon.

Kyo: (bashes Random over her head with a mallet) Forget what you just heard from little miss crazy over there she doesn't know what she's saying.

Kaede: Was that really necessary to do that to the poor girl?

Kyo: Yes it was. When dealing with crazy you never know what could happen if there left by themselves or when there with others. In some ways she can be just like Lazyfox-chan in that way.

Kaede: Who?

The loud banging sound is heard again, but was followed by a loud splintering cracking sound this time.

Kaede: What was that?

Kyo: Nothing, just do the disclaimer now.

Kaede: But I thought you wanted to ask me some questions.

Splintering gets louder and louder.

Kyo: No time just say it.

Kaede: Umm LazyFoxLover doesn't own Naruto.

A loud crash is heard within the studio.

Kyo: great job Kaede, but now you need to flee, flee for your ever loving lives!

Kaede: Flee from what?

An enraged Lazyfox stomps onto the main stage with ropes hanging from her arms and neck. She also has fire in her eyes and is surrounded with killing intent.

Kyo: (squeaks) from her.

Kaede: I'm out of here. (Leaf shunshin out of there)

Lazyfox makes her way over to Kyo and the still unconscious Random.

Kyo: Mama help me. Random get up. (Kicks her in the side to get her up)

Random: (Rubs her head) Awww why you hit me with a mallet and why the hell did you kick me for.

Kyo: Stop complaining. That's the least of our worries at the moment. (Ducks behind Random)

Random: What are you talking about woman?

Kyo: (Points a trembling finger over Random's shoulder) look and see for yourself.

Random turns around to see the fuming mad Lazyfox in front of her. She screams in terror and huddles next to Kyo on the ground and cries anime style tears.

Random: Oh sweet Jesus were going to die!

Kyo: I know, but I don't want to die yet! (Cries anime style tears too)

Lazyfox: (Smiles an evil smile) you have no idea how much trouble you two are in, but I'll save that pleasure for after the show.

Kyo and Random both whimper like wounded puppies.

Lazyfox: Sorry folks, but I can't chat with you right now, but will talk after the show, because right now I have to deal with these two before we can talk, so while I deal with them you guys can enjoy the show that we have prepared for you and please don't be afraid for Kyo and Random I won't hurt too much.

Naruko was slumbering peacefully in her room with no noise or disturbances to wake her up from her dreams. That was until she was woken up by Mikoto.

"Naruko time to wake up dear," said Mikoto shaking the girl awake.

"Mikoto-sensei what's with the early morning wake up call," mumbled Naruko rubbing the sleet out her eyes.

Naruko glanced at the clock on the wall to see it was 6:00 in the morning.

"Why you wake me up so early for," grumbled Naruko.

"We have to start on your cooking lessons," said Mikoto.

"Oh right, forgot about that," said Naruko as she was stretching out her arms.

"Come now dear before you wake up your roommates," said Mikoto walking out the room with Naruko following her.

Mikoto and Naruko walked into the kitchen to prepare the morning meal for everyone.

"Now Naruko before we began I need to know if you have any experience in the kitchen?" asked Mikoto.

"I have some knowledge about cooking," said Naruko.

"Okay with what?" asked Mikoto.

"Ramen," said Naruko with a smile.

Mikoto swatted dropped at her answer. "I mean besides ramen," said Mikoto.

"Well Iruka-sensei taught me how to make a fruit salad," said Naruko.

"That can work. What else?" asked Mikoto.

"Ah he tried to teach me other dishes to cook, but they all ended in flames," said Naruko with a small chuckle.

"Well we can't let that happen now can we," said Mikoto giving Naruko an encouraging smile.

Five minutes later

The smoke alarm is blaring, smoke in the air and both Mikoto and Naruko are covered in foam from a extinguisher looking like a tornado hit them.

"Maybe it was a mistake to teach you how cook," said Mikoto holding the extinguisher while sweet dropping.

Naruko just laughed and scratched her head in her very Naruko like manner.

"I told she was going to kill us," remarked Sakura as her and everyone came to into the kitchen.

Shikamaru pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "Blue-Eyes how did you set the kitchen on fire?"

"Hehe would you believe it was because I fixing toast," laughed Naruko.

"Your kidding right," stated shikamaru.

Mikoto sighed. "I'm afraid she's not."

"How do set a kitchen on fire by making toast?" asked Shikamaru.

"Forgot I left it in the toast in the toaster, it started smoking I thought it was on fire and I threw water on the toaster thinking it put the fire out, but instead it actually caught the toaster on fire," explained Naruko.

"Are you seriously that stupid?" asked Sasuke.

Naruko puffed out her cheeks ready to cuss the teme out, but caught herself instead and swallowed her pride and said what a lady would say in this situation. "Your right Sasuke. I should have paid more attention to what I was doing," said Naruko bowing to Sasuke. "Please forgive me for my mistake sir."

Naruko display pretty much sent everyone in the kitchen into shock and left everyone gapping at the girl in front of them.

"Who are you and what have you done with the dobe," demanded Sasuke.

"Why sir what ever do you mean. I simply saying I'm at fault thus I'm taking responsibility for my mistake. Please excuses me while I take care of this mess," said Naruko bowing to everyone as she walked back into the kitchen to clean it up leaving everyone in the dinning room.

Everyone in the dinning room were all trying to analyze what had just happened because it had three things in it that has them all freaked out especially Shikamaru.

"Okay it safe to say something is seriously wrong with Naruko right?" asked Ino.

"Agreed," said everyone in the room.

"There our three things she just did has me very confused," admitted Shikamaru.

"What are they Shikamaru?" asked Choji.

"Well for staters there was when Naruko admitted that she was wrong and that she had made a mistake and if you know Naruko like I do you would know that never happens. Secondly she did not give Sasuke a smart comment after he insulted her and furthermore she didn't call him a teme afterwards. Lastly she called Sasuke sir and apologize to him. So as you can see with these three things I've gathered Naruko has me seriously freaked out," said Shikamaru.

"You know it could be because Mikoto-sensei's have finally kicked in," said Ino.

"There is no way in hell that happened," said Shikamaru.

"Well then what do you think it is that making act that way smarty pants," demanded Ino.

"Instead of debating it with each other why not ask her," said Naruko walking into the room.

"Okay then tell us why you were acting so weird just now," demanded Ino.

"I was actually trying out Mikoto-sensei's lessons. You know to show that I've improved some this week and to show everyone I have some respect as a girl," said Naruko.

"I'm sorry Blue-Eyes I don't mean this in a bad way I swear, but that isn't you and it will never be you who you are. Your perfect the way you are now and don't forget that," said Shikamaru.

"I agree with your friends Naruko. This whole week you have done excellent and you tried, but i know that isn't you. You hated everything I had to teach you this week and to be honest i don't blame you. Heck I be mad if someone tried to change the way I am and I'm not about to do that to you," said Mikoto.

"You mean I don't have to do all that mannerism stuff anymore and I can go back to pranking?" asked Naruko with hopeful eyes.

"Yes no more lessons, but you still have to preform tomorrow, but until then your free to do what ever you want," said Mikoto.

"Thank you Jesus," cheered Naruko.

"Naruko do me a favor will ya?" asked Ino.

"Sure, what is it Ino?" asked Naruko.

"Forget what I said about being more girly and just stay the way you are because of what just happen had me very freaked out," said Ino with a smile.

"You got it Ino. I'm going to be my usual self and nothing more nothing less," said Naruko.

"Good I like you better that way dobe," stated Sasuke.

"Oh my god the teme just admitted he liked me. Tell me someone got that on my camera," gasped Naruko.

"Yeah the real Naruko is back," cheered Choji.

"She never left," stated Naruko. "Come on it can't be that weird to see me act polite. Can it?"

"Wanna bet," said everyone at once.

"Okay lesson learn stay the way I am," laughed Naruko.

Her friends laughed with her along with Mikoto and even Sasuke and Sakura creaked a semi-smile at Naruko behavior.

For the rest of the day Naruko spent the day with her friends out in the gardens while Mikoto-sensei handled the cooking to everyone's delight. Naruko was glad the week she had dread was coming to close and was excited about Shikamaru birthday tomorrow and is now staring at the clouds in the meadow trying to come up with a great gift for him as a way to thank him and to show how much she's appreciates him. As she was thinking she didn't notice Ino coming to sit beside her.

"Hey Naruko what you thinking about?" asked Ino.

"I'm trying to think of something to get Shika for his birthday tomorrow," confessed Naruko.

"Well what does he like then maybe me and you can come up with something," said Ino.

"Well he likes cloud watching, he loves playing shoji, and I think that's it," said Naruko.

"He really doesn't get out much does he," said Ino in not as a question, but more as a statement.

"Well if it wasn't for me I don't think he would get out at all," joked Naruko giggling a little bit.

"So how you two meet anyway?" asked Ino.

Naruko gave a semi-smile as she remembered how she met Shikamaru. "Shikamaru helped me after I got attacked by a group of villagers," said Naruko pulling her legs to her chest.

"Why would the villagers do that for?" asked a horrified Ino.

"They don't like me for some reason. To be honest I don't know why they hate me I just know they do," said Naruko.

"That's horrible. I can't believe people are that cruel," said Ino.

"It don't bother me none. I actually surprise myself sometimes. I mean the village say a lot a mean things about me that would make someone cry, but for some reason I don't cry. I mean I'm so use to them beating me I don't feel it anymore and though I should cry about how they treat me I just can't make myself cry," said Naruko letting the words come out of her mouth. "Does that make them when right when they call me a monster Ino."

"Your not a monster Naruko! Do not listen to those people because their the real monsters," said Ino with tears in her eyes. "Don't you ever believe them because to the people who know you know that you are a sweet, funny, and caring person who doesn't deserve to treated the way you are."

"Thanks Ino that means a lot. Wow we got off topic. First were talking about finding a gift for shika and the next were talking about my messed up life," said Naruko trying to lighten the mood up again.

Ino brighten up a little. "Hey your right we need to get back to work with that don't we."

"Yeah we do," said Naruko laying back down to stare at the clouds hoping they give her an idea.

As Ino and Naruko stared up at the sky the eavesdroppers they had on their conversation decided to make their get away before they were found out by the blonde headed duo and suffered for it.

Naruko was starting to drift off to sleep when a peculiar cloud drifted into line of sight. As she gazed at the cloud inspiration hit her and helped her think of something to get Shikamaru for his birthday tomorrow.

"Ino I think I figure something out," exclaimed Naruko in joy.

"What is it?" asked Ino.

Naruko whispered her idea to Ino scared Shikamaru might near by and hear it.

"So you think he'll like it?" asked Naruko.

"Of course he will. He'll love anything you get him," said Ino.

"I hope so," said Naruko.

"Don't worry it'll be perfect I grantee it," promised Ino.

Lazyfox: Hey guys glad to see you stuck around for the ending and sorry I couldn't talk to you much at the beginning of the show like I usually do, but we all know the reason behind that. (Glares at the tied up Kyo and Random)

Kyo: We're sorry.

Random: Yeah we're really sorry.

Lazyfox: Oh for tying me up in a closet and trying to take over my show.

Kyo: I just wanted to do it once.( cries anime tears and pulls out the wounded puppy face)

Lazyfox: Not going to work and I have decided to add a new segment for our end of the show program. It will be hosted by Kushina and Minato. What to know want to know what it is?

Kyo: Not really

Random: I'm too scared to find out especially since it's run by the devil lady.

Lazyfox: Of course you want to know what it is. The new segment is call WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE! This segment will induce pain and suffering to those unlucky bastards who are chosen to play the game.

Kyo: Oh shit I know were this is going.

Random: Me too and I feel my pain radar coming on.

Lazyfox: Ah thank you to our two unlucky volunteers. You two unlucky bastards get to play the first segment of WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE! Now which one of you go first.

Random and Kyo both keep their mouths shut to scared to say shit at the moment.

Lazyfox: Since neither of you want to volunteer our let the host of the game decide who goes first. Take it away Kushina.

Kushina: Gladly. Come on up here kid and spin the wheel so I can dish out the punishment. (pulls Random on stage)

Lazyfox: Oh I forgot to mention there's a tiny space on the wheel for a freebee so if you land on that you safe from any torture.

Random: Why is it always me. (Spins the wheel) please don't let this end in pain for me, so please let me get the freebee. (Wheel stops and Minato picks a torture card)

Minato: Your torture is to get hog tied to a wild boar as you listen to Barney sing his theme song over and over.

Random: I asked you not to let end this in a painful way for me. Come on can't a girl catch a break.

Lazyfox: No you can't now commence with the torture.

Kushina: Gotcha. (Hog ties Random and tapes the headphones to her ears and plays the song while tying her to the hog) Ya piggy ya. (Slaps the pig and sends it off with the screaming and crying Random)

Lazyfox: Next Victim

Kyo: Please give me freebee please give me freebee. (Spins the wheel and lands on a torture card) Oh Shit this an't going to end well.

Minato: Your torture is to watch Kushina burn all of you anime stuff which include all your games, movies, cards, books, or any collector items. Oh ouch that harsh.

Kushina: (Carrying all Kyo's anime stuff and her flamethrower) Say bye-bye (Torches all the stuff to ash) That was fun I like this game.

Kyo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why damn you Why!

Lazyfox: Ah revenge is sweet don't you think. Well sorry to leave you hanging on the story and I know it be a little rushed, but I was just trying to get trough it so I can get to the festival because I have the perfect storyline put and I really want to get up. So I have one more chapter to go before you see that and by the way the poll so feel to check and see who won. One last thing before we go if you liked the new segment then please tell me what kinds of torture you like to see and who you want it to be done on, but please be specific because I might accidentally mistake it for the person you want to do the disclaimer so yeah like always please review and until next time….

Everyone: JAA-NEE!