Lazyfox: Hi everybody. Guess who's back with a new chapter for everyone?
Random: A dork with no life.
Kyo: Oh good one.
Lazyfox bashes them both over the head with a mallet and sends them both flying into a wall.
Kyo and Random: What the heck was that for!
Lazyfox: For insulting me and because i'm still mad at you two for what you did last time.
Kyo: Didn't I suffer enough last time when you made Kushina burn up all of my beloved anime. (Cries waterfall tears as she cuddles a bag containing the ashes of her anime stuff) I miss you so much my precious.
Random: At least you didn't have to listen to the pedophile dinosaur sing his retarded song over and over again.
Lazyfox: Blame yourselves for being stupid enough to believe you could get away with it and not suffer the consequences for your actions.
Random: Can we just skip you nagging us and get to the random button.
Lazyfox: yes we can, but instead of you two doing it I'm letting our new reviewer GILLIGFAN press it instead.
Kyo: A new cast member already, but I just got here.
Lazyfox: She's not permeant she just here to press the Random button. Also she told us about the stash Kushina missed so watch out.
Kyo: How she know about it and please don't take them from me there all I have left of Grimmjow and Ichigo.
Lazyfox: I'll let you keep it, but you better be a good girl from now on or (does a slash over her throat) it's bye-bye stash.
Kyo: Yes ma'ma. Kyo be a good girl from now on I promise.
Lazyfox: Good now time for GILLIGFAN to press the Random button.
GILLIGFAN: (Shunshin into the studio) Yeah Random button! (Presses the button) Yeah I got press the random button thanks bye! (Shunshin out)
Orochimaru: Hello ladiessssss (sticks out his long tongue)
Lazyfox: Holy crap it's the pedophile who rapes little kids and manipulate little kids into going with them so he can molest them later. Everyone run for your every loving lives. (Screams and runs to the safety box)
Orochimaru: None of those clams were ever verified and if they were they were all filed on little boy's not girls so there is nothing to worry about.
Random: So you admit to raping and kidnapping my beloved Sasuke to fulfill your sick and twisted fantasies.
Orochimaru: My lawyer has advised me not to say anything until my trail date and if i did do anything to the boy it was all willing on both parties, but I don't have any knowledge on that because I did not take part on any of these outlandish accusations.
Lazyfox: Liar, but I don't care because it has to deal with the teme so it okay, but other little boys are off limits especially my Shikamaru. If you even come in 500 yards of him and I'll murder your pedophile ass before you can lay one finger on him. (Holds a sword to his throat to emphasize her point) Is that clear.
Orochimaru: (Gulps) Crystal clear ma'ma.
Lazyfox: That's a good pedophile now say the disclaimer like a good boy and then get your sorry ass off my stage.
Orochimaru: The demon know as LazyFoxLover does not own Naruto and I thank god for that because if she did she probably would have killed me a long time ago.
Lazyfox: (Whacks Orochimaru with her new mallet and sends him flying off stage and into the air) i think that's a home run. What you guys think?
Kyo: I think you've become an abusive host since we tried take over the show.
Random: You think she just became abusive yeah right she's been this way since the beginning.
Lazyfox: Have not! I'm just letting out some built up anger and if you have a problem with it you can just kiss ass.
Random: i rather not thank you.
Kyo: Same here.
Lazyfox: You guys can just jump off a cliff while the rest of us enjoy the new chapter.
Kyo: No I want to enjoy the chapter too please don't ban me from the show please. (Drops to her knees pleading with Lazyfox to let her see the show)
Lazyfox: I'll think about it, but it depends on if you and Random both agree to be our torture victims again.
Random: HELL NO! I Had to listen to that retarded song for five hours straight until the rope broke and I could get free from my bondages to get those damn headphones off and now I have it stuck in my head. (Starts humming the theme song and singing it out loud) I love you, you love me were one big happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you won't you say you love me too. Oh god make that stop! It's killing me.
Lazyfox: Don't ever do that again. You singing that song on here will kill anyone who here that, but to make you for that bad song and horrible singing you all can finally find out what song Naruko has been practicing for her big performance today along with seeing what Naruko special present is to Shikamaru.
Kyo: Come on I can't miss that. Please Random just agree to be the torture victim.
Random: I said no and I mean no. (Crosses her arms and stands firm on her decision) There ant nothing you can do to change my mind.
Kyo: (Pulls out Kushina heavy metal machine gun and points it at Random) Wanna bet. Now are you going to agree to be the torture victim or am I going to have to persuade you in the painful way to do it.
Random: Oh forget it I'll be your torture victim like always.
Lazyfox: Okay you can enjoy the show now. So without further ado let us begin the show. Oh before I forget Naruko will no be in the first half of the story because Mikoto and her are off getting ready for tonight so you'll have to wait for her appearance later in the chapter, but I think it will be worth the wait. Now without further ado please enjoy the show and I'll be waiting for you guys at the end.
"I can't believe we can't see Naruko until later today. She makes everything so fun," complained Ino to both Shikamaru and Choji.
"Yeah its a drag, but we have to deal with it," said Shikamaru staring at the clouds.
"Hey Shikamaru don't you think it was nice of Naruko to leave you that Happy birthday card this morning," said Choji.
"Yeah that was really nice of her to leave the card instead of waking you up to say it," said Ino.
"She said in the card the reason she did it was because it was part of my birthday present," said Shikamaru.
"What else did the card say?" asked Ino with a knowing glint in her eyes.
"The card said 'Happy Birthday Shika :)! I know how much you like to sleep in so I giving you this card to tell you it because I won't see you for awhile today, so that why I did this as a part of your birthday present. The rest of your present will be given to you later. Until I see you later enjoy your birthday with Ino and Choji," read Shikamaru. "I hope what she has for later won't be troublesome."
"Hey shikamaru did you read the back of the card?" asked Choji pointing to the writing on the back.
"I didn't notice that before," said Shikamaru as he flipped to the back of the card . " It says 'P.S Shika I know it's your birthday and all, but that does not mean you get to be lazy all day so you better do something active today because if you don't i'll ask Ino and Choji if you did so you better do it or you'll deal with me later." read Shikamaru.
"You heard the girl Shikamaru time to get active and I know what we can do," stated Ino jumping to her feet.
"I knew this was going to be troublesome," muttered Shikamaru as he got to his feet to only be grabbed into a hug.
"Happy Birthday baby boy!" cheered Yoshino with Shikaku behind her.
"Happy birthday son," said Shikaku giving Shikamaru a gift when Yoshino put him down.
"Thank you, but what are you two doing here so early for I thought you guys were coming over later with the other guest," said Shikamaru.
"I came to help Mikoto with preparing the food and decorations while she's practicing with Naruko for tonight," explained Yoshino.
"Let me guess she dragged you along," said Shikamaru addressing his father.
"Unfortunately yes. I had to come with her to help her set up the party for tonight," said shikaku with a sigh.
"Well Shikamaru we'll see you later tonight. Oh and nice seeing you guys again," said Yoshino to Ino and Choji before walking away with Shikaku.
"Nice seeing you again too Ms. Nara and nice meeting you ," called both Choji and Ino.
"Shikamaru what do you think your parents got you for your birthday," said Ino pointing to the gift in his hands.
"Well lets find out and see," said Shikamaru opening his present up revealing a book.
"They got you a book," said Ino.
"Not just any book. It's a book about my dad's top strategies on how to play and win at shoji," said Shikamaru with small glimmer of happiness in his eyes.
"Wow you really like Shoji that much," said Choji.
"Yeah. Now if I could only get Naruko to like it more then I could play more often without her getting mad at me," said Shikamaru.
Ino giggles to herself. "Wow Naruko got him so whipped and they're not even married yet," she thought.
"What you giggling about?" asked Shikamaru.
Ino starts fanning at the boys. "Oh nothing that concerns you boys or anything," she said walking off.
"Man she's almost as troublesome as Naruko," sighed Shikamaru.
"At least she not like exactly like Naruko," said Choji.
"Thank god she's not. I don't think the world could survive with two Naruko living in it," chuckled Shikamaru.
"Hey are you two coming or not," hollered Ino from a top the hill they were laying on.
"We're coming," said Shikamaru climbing up the hill with Choji.
"Okay to honor Naruko wishes I think a fun activity for us to roll down the hill," said Ino.
"Do you seriously believe that I'm going to climb up and down this hill?" asked Shikamaru.
"I believe you will because if you don't then I'm going to report to Naruko that you were being lazy all day long," said Ino with a mischievous smile on her face.
"Its not cool to blackmail people like this," said Shikamaru.
"That's true, but its also fun to have over people," said Ino.
"Come on Shikamaru it sounds like fun," said Choji.
"What ever." Looks over the hill. "Aww what the hell might as well get it over with," says shikamaru as he rolls over the hill to the bottom of it.
"Did you like it," shouted Ino.
"It's alright," called Shikamaru.
"Good because It's my turn," shouts Ino rolling down the hill too, but because Shikamaru didn't move out of the way Ino landed on top of him.
"Oh my gosh are you okay Shikamaru?" asked Ino getting off of the boy.
"Yeah I'm fine nothings broken," replied Shikamaru sitting up.
"Hey are you two okay down there," called Choji.
"No worries were fine," shouted Ino.
"Okay it's safe to say there will be no more hill rolling," said Shikamaru as Choji slid down the hill to them.
"Un huh and since you did something active you don't have to do anything else," said Choji with a smile.
"Good because I'm going inside. The guest should be arriving by now," said Shikamaru heading inside the Uchiha mansion with Ino and Choji.
From behind a giant oak tree stood two devious children that had a look that said they have just been given the best Christmas present in the world because in they're hands was a photograph of the incident that had just transpired between Ino and Shikamaru that they would use for payback.
"Oh revenge is so sweet don't you think?" asked the girl with the camera.
"Yes it is especially when served to a blonde haired loser," remarked the boy.
"Wonder how she'll take knowing her new friend was kissing her best friend/secret crush?" asked the girl.
"My guess is that it will not be pretty at all and who knows this might actually be the thing that finally makes that loser cry," boasted the boy.
"Oh Sasuke-kun your so evilly smart," cheered the girl.
"Of course. I will finally get my payback on that little bitch for making a fool out of me," stated Sasuke. "Come on Sakura we have to go show this to the dobe I want to see the look on her face when she sees this," he said as ran back to the house.
"Ah wait for me Sasuke-kun," cried Sakura as she chases after Sasuke.
"Oh hello birthday boy I was just about to come and get you," said a smiling Yoshino.
"Well were here," said Shikamaru sitting by his father.
"Now Shika is that anyway to talk to your mother," said Kaede.
"Ah sorry Kaede-sama didn't see you there," said Shikamaru.
"I bet or you wouldn't have been so rude to me and not given me a hug," said kaede with arms open wide.
Shikamaru walks over to her and gives her a hug. "Thank you for coming," he tells her.
"Any time my boy. I know my little Naruko would be very upset if I didn't come. Can't say the same for those three lazy asses over there though," said Kaede pointing over to Dog, Sarutobi, and Asuma.
"Yes it took awhile, but Kaede-sama and me finally got these three to come," said Cat.
"in our defense we talking about work," said Sarutobi.
"Yeah right you old fart you just wanted to stay in the office to finish all your paper work so you won't get backed up," said Kaede.
"Hey you would too if you had to deal with all of that paper work every day," said Sarutobi.
"Now now you two we do not need to start another fight in the present of company," said Asuma.
"Your right Asuma there too many witnesses around here for that," said Kaede with a kind smile creeping everyone in the room out a little bit.
"Grandma stop scaring people and stop threatening to kill grandpa," shouted Naruko from somewhere in the house.
"Yes dear," replied Kaede.
"Hey Mikoto were is Naruko and why isn't she in here?" asked Iruka.
"Don't worry Iruka she'll be down in a minute she had to get ready," said Mikoto.
"Why hasn't she been ready?" asked Cat.
"Well she was too busy with decorating the house she just didn't have time," explained Mikoto.
Everyone who knew Naruko looked at Mikoto in astonishment to know that they're hyper active little Naruko could be capable of such beautiful decorations.
"Our you sure that it was Naruko who did this?" questioned Dog.
"It was indeed her. she's been up all morning helping prepare for tonight along with practicing for her performance tonight. I have to say is got the hard worker," said Mikoto.
"That does not sound like my Naruko at all," said Kaede.
"Well gee grandma thanks for the words praise they really make me feel good," said a sarcastic Naruko as she walked into the room.
Every jaw in the room went slack when they saw Naruko walk into the room. She was wearing a pink party dress with a baby blue ribbon tied in the front with her hair done in curls. She wore light red lipstick with pink eyeshadow with a touch of blush on each of her tan cheeks. She wore her sapphire Jewry and pink heels.
"My god in heaven is that my granddaughter," squeaked Kaede.
"Yes grandma it's me and you all can pick your jaws off the floor now," said Naruko.
"Wow baby sister you look amazing," cheered Cat grabbing Naruko into a hug.
"Hi Nee-san good to see you," said Naruko.
"Oh Naruko you look beautiful," said Iruka giving her a hug.
"Iruka-sensei good to see you and thank you," said Naruko hugging him back.
"Wait did you just thank him for saying you looked beautiful?" asked Dog.
"Why yes I did. Its quit lady like of me to say thank you for receiving a compliment from others my dear brother," said Naruko making Kaede, Cat, Sarutobi, and Iruka cry tears of joy.
"My granddaughter has become a proper young lady," declared Sarutobi through his tears of joy.
"I know what you mean Hokage-sama I'm proud too," said Iruka.
"Ahh you do realize that this is only for tonight," stated Shikamaru.
"We do. We're just savoring this moment," cried Cat.
"Well now that greetings are done how about we all go eat diner then afterwards we can head to the auditorium to watch Naruko's performance," said Mikoto leading everyone into the dinning room.
"Wait before I eat anything did Naruko cook any of this," said Sasuke.
"No Sasuke I did not cook anything I just fixed the salads," clarified Naruko.
"You tried to teach her how to cook too?" asked Iruka.
"Yes, but it did not go so well," said Mikoto.
"Did you get a knife thrown at you too?" asked Iruka making everyone stop dead in their tracks to stare at Naruko.
"It wasn't on propose. I was peeling a potato when the knife slipped out of my hands and flew passed Iruka-sensei face, but it didn't hit him," said Naruko.
"Well we didn't have and sharp object incidences, but we did have a fire incidence," said Mikoto.
"Hey I warned everyone it was going to happen, but no one wanted to listen,"stated Sasuke receiving a glare from Naruko.
"Sorry carrot top I must have missed that warning on the count I was too busy laughing at your hair," said Naruko with a fox like grin on her face getting snickers from everyone and glares from Sasuke and Sakura.
"Just you wait dobe you won't be smiling for long," thought Sasuke as everyone settled around the table for dinner.
Everyone enjoyed dinner, talked to one another and laughed at Naruko as she told everyone how the week went until dinner was over that when the cook came out with a huge birthday cake for Shikamaru with seven candles on it already lit.
"Come on everyone lets sing happy birthday before the candles melt," stated Naruko from her spot next to Shikamaru.
Everyone sang happy birthday to Shikamaru and when they were done he blew out everyone of them out in one breathe.
"So what you wish for Shika?" asked Naruko.
"Not telling you," said Shikamaru.
Naruko puffed out her cheeks. "Meanie," she said.
Everyone laughed at Naruko childish behavior before digging into the cake and ice-cream.
"Now that dinner is done how about we all head to the auditorium for Naruko's song," cheered Mikoto leading everyone to the auditorium.
Naruko stayed back as everyone follows Mikoto looking very nervous and somewhat scared. Shikamaru noticing his friend not following them he goes over to her to see whats wrong.
"Hey Blue-Eyes whats's wrong?" asked Shikamaru.
"I'm scared to sing in front of everyone," said Naruko looking down at her feet.
"Naruko your singing in front of your family theres nothing to be afraid of," stated Shikamaru.
"But what if I suck and get laughed at," said Naruko.
"I promise that won't happen to you," said Shikamaru.
"How can you be so sure about that?" asked Naruko.
"Because your the one who's going to be up there singing and you can do anything if you put you mind to it," said Shikamaru.
Naruko smiled at him. "Thanks Shika I really needed the pep talk. Okay lets go before the others miss us," said Naruko dragging Shikamaru behind her to the others. "Oh Shikamaru before I go on stage heres the second part of your birthday present," she said handing him a box before running up to Mikoto and following her on stage.
"Wonder what this is," thought Shikamaru as he opened the box to find a cloud necklace in the shape of a fox with a letter in it.
He took the letter out and started to read it to as everyone took their seats to await Naruko's performance.
"Dear Shika, this is the other part of your present I promised you. I didn't know what to get you but I though about what you like most and that's cloud watching so I got this cloud necklace for you so you can always watch a cloud even indoors, but because I didn't want it to be a plain old cloud I got a cloud shaped one instead so I hope you like it Shika and Happy birthday buddy, Love your friend Naruko" read Shikamaru.
Shikamaru looks up on stage to see Naruko ready to preform and sees she's smiling at him so he smiles back at her before he puts her necklace on and holds it up for her to see which only made her smile bigger if possible.
"Okay Naruko you ready?" asked Mikoto sitting down at her piano.
"Yes ma'ma ready when you are," replied Naruko smiling at her as she takes the mic into her hand.
Mikoto starts to play the keys on her piano signaling the start of the song quieting everyone down. The room is silent except for the sounds of the piano as Naruko closes her eyes to take a steadied breathe before she begins to sing.
(The words in bold are the japanese version of the song while the other is the english translation of the song I didn't know which preferred so I did both hope you all don't mind. The song is blue bird so enjoy)
Habata itara modoranai to ittte Mezashita no wa aoi aoi ano sora
You say if you could fly, you would never come back You aimed for that blue, blue sky
"Kanashimi" wa mada oboerarezu "Setsunasa" wa ima tsukami hajimeta Anata e to daku kono kanjou mo Ima "kotoba" ni kawatte iku
You've yet to remember "sadness" Just now began to grasp "pain" Even the feelings I held onto for you Are just now changing into words
Michi naru sekai no yume* kara mezamete kono hane wo hiroge tobitatsu
As you awaken from the dream of an unknown world Spread your wings and take off
Habata itara modoranai to itte Mezashita no wa shiroi shiroi ano kumo Tsukinuketara mitsukaru to shitte
You say if you could fly, you would never come back You aimed for those white, white clouds If you break through, you know you'll find it
Furikiru hodo aoi aoi ano sora aoi aoi ano sora aoi aoi ano sora
So try until you break free to that blue, blue sky That blue, blue sky That blue, blue sky
Aisou sukita you na oto de Sabireta furui mado wa kowareta
With a sound like all civility was gone The rusted, old window broke
Miakita kago wa hora sutete iku Furikaeru koto wa mou nai Takanaru kodou ni kokyuu wo azukete** Kono mado wo kette tobitatsu
Look, you're so sick of looking at that cage that you're throwing it away Without ever looking back again That throbbing beat takes your breath away And you kick open that window and take off
Kakedashitara te ni dekiru to ittte Izanau no wa tooi tooi ano koe Mabushi sugita anata no te mo nigitte Motomeru hodo aoi aoi ano sora
You said if you could run, you would obtain it You're tempted by that distant, distant voice It grasps your far too dazzling hand Until you pursue that blue, blue sky
Ochite iku to wakatte ita Soredemo hikari wo oi tsudzukete iku yo
I understand that you are falling But still, continue to follow the light
Habata itara modoranai to ittte Sagashita no wa shiroi shiroi ano kumo Tsukinuketara mitsukaru to shitte Furikiru hodo aoi aoi ano sora
You say if you could fly, you would never come back You searched for those white, white clouds If you break through, you know you'll find it So try until you break free to that blue, blue sky
Aoi aoi ano sora aoi aoi ano sora
That blue, blue sky That blue, blue sky
When Naruko finished singing she was rewarded with cheers and applauses from her audience she even got applauses from Sasuke and Sakura which socked her a little but she felt proud of herself from doing a good job and took a bow.
"Yeah believe it people that my granddaughter," cheered Kaede in joy.
"Hey she's my granddaughter too," remarked Sarutobi.
"Well she's are little sister," said Dog pointing to himself and Cat.
"That's right," said Cat.
"Oh god can all shut up and enjoy Naruko's moment in piece," said Asuma.
"He's right we all have our reasons to be proud of her," said Iruka.
"Shikamaru come on let's go up to her before the grown ups get to her," said Ino pulling him and Choji with her to the stage.
"Naruko you were brilliant I can't believe how good you are I mean I did hear your rehearsal, but that was a whole other level of good," said Choji giving Naruko a hug.
"Thanks Choji," said Naruko giving him a hug back.
"He's right girl you have wicked talent," commented Ino giving her a hug too.
"Wow was I really that good?" asked the blushing Naruko getting groped into a hug.
"I just going to die from how adorable you are," cried Yoshino.
"Mom how did you get up here so fast?" asked Shikamaru.
"My cute meter went off I just sprung at the source of the cuteness which so happened to be this little cutie right here," explained Yoshino as she pinched Naruko's cheeks which only made Naruko blush a darker red and make everyone else laugh at her predicament.
"It's not funny," whinned Naruko.
"Dear let the girl down and step away," instructed Shikaku.
"Oh come on I'm not going to kidnap her," said Yoshino.
"I'm taking that chance," said Shikaku.
"fine you big meanie," said a pouting Yoshino as she put Naruko down.
"You weren't really going to kidnap me right," said Naruko.
"Of course not dear why would you even think that," said Yoshino with a creepy look on her face.
Naruko hides behind Shikamaru to protect herself from his cute obsessed mother. "Your mom is really creeping me out," whispered Naruko.
Shikamaru just sweat dropped and sighed. "This is becoming troublesome," he says to her.
"Oh my look at the time everyone it's already 10:00," said Mikoto.
"Your rigth we all better head home and turn in for the night," said Sarutobi.
"Mikoto thank you for keeping Naruko and her friends this week," said Kaede.
"It was my pleasure Kaede-sama," said Mikoto. "Please take care everyone as you go home tonight."
"We will and thank you again for keeping them," said Yoshino.
Everyone was leaving the Uchiha compound with their parents when Naruko turned back to one final thing for the night.
"Hey teme catch," said Naruko throwing Sasuke two objects.
"What are they dobe." said Sasuke.
"That's the video tape containing all the pranks I pulled on you and the hair solution to get the dye out of you hair," said Naruko making everyone freeze in their tracks.
A dumbfounded Sasuke stares at her as does everyone else. "Wait your just giving these to me even though I still insulted you everyday this week," he says.
"Yep. hey I don't hate you enough to make you walk around the village like that and you say this makes us even for now, but don't think anything of it because when I start the academy your my prime target," said a smirking Naruko.
"Like you'll be able to get me dobe I be high alert then," said Sasike.
"Good I look forward to that challenge," said Naruko. "Well later teme. Bye Mikoto-sensei," she calls to them as she runs back to her group.
"What was that just now?" asked a confused Choji.
"Let's just say it was a peace offering" said Naruko.
"I swear your too nice to people Blue-Eyes," said Shikamaru.
"What can I say I'm just that nice of a girl," said Naruko heading home as her week of hell has finally come to an end.
Back at the Uchiha compound a re-ravened haired Sasuke sits on his bedroom floor holding the picture of Shikamaru and Ino at the bottom of the hill in one hand and in the other a match.
"I guess we can call ourselves even now dobe," said Sasuke as he burned the picture and deleted the photo from his camera. "But don't think this will last for long because it wouldn't really be much fun if we didn't torture each other," he says as he goes to sleep.
Lazyfox: Wow this was probably my longest chapter so far.
Random: Awww you made Sasuke nice in this chapter.
Lazyfox: Yeah I did, but that does not mean their buddies now it just makes room for more action and rivalry between them.
Kyo: Awwww that was so cute I just absolutely loved it. I especially liked Naruko song.
Lazyfox: I know it is such a great song and I think it sorts of fits her you know.
Kyo: So true.
Random: Guys there's a bunch of fan people at the door and they're trying to break in.
Lazyfox: Don't worry I got that covered. Kushina coded CFAS!
Kushina:Oh crazy fans attacking the studio on it. (Brings out bazooka) Dear I'm leaving you in charge of the game today so do a good job.
Minato: I will and please not too much blood shed please.
Kushina: No promises. Now lets do this. (Charges outside to take on the crazy fans)
Lazyfox: Time for the WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE! First contestant will be Kyo because Random went last time.
Kyo: Well here goes nothing. (Spins the wheel and lands on torture) Just peachy it's a torture card.
Minato: Your torture for today is to be tied over a tank filled with pirañas in little clothing while the rope is slowly cut in half.
Kyo: Oh joy. (Gets tied by her hands and feet and suspended over the tank while blade is slowly swung over the rope.) Help I don't want to die yet!
Random: Haha that's too funny.
Lazyfox: I'm glad you you think this is funny because it's your turn.
Random: Oh crap. (Makes her way to the wheel and spins it and lands on a torture card) Of course I land on that.
Minato: You have to be sent to the emo corner...
Random: Yes that's not a torture I can do that.
Minato: then get dragged out of it by Muffin.
Random: That sucks. (Goes into the emo corner) Come in get me.
Muffin then drags her out of the corner and into the emptied hallway.
Muffin: Just so you know I'm a breeding dog.
Random: Oh god some one help me I don't like where this is going!
Lazyfox: Wow Poor Random she's finally getting a taste of her medicine and it looks like Kyo survived her trip in the tank.
Kyo: (Curled in the emo corner) Piranas everywhere so cold so cold.
Lazyfox: I think they've both suffered enough so I go easy on them next time, but to do that I need a new victim so please send me some along with how you want me to torture them. Tell me what you all thought about this chapter and stay tune for the next update because it's time for the long awaited Kyuubi festival. Well until next time...
Everyone: JAA-NEE!