Lazyfox: Hi everybody glad to see you again. As you know today is the day of the kyuubi festival and that means were going to have to say good bye to one of our beloved characters, so I would like to thank everyone for voting and helping me decide on who will be the one to die.
GILLIGFAN: Your welcome sensei of torture. I looking forward todays events. Hey did you know theres a hot tube here in the emo corner. (Turns the disco ball on and starts to have a dance party in there.)
Kyo: Hey I though you said she was here for only one episode.
Lazyfox: Well, thats what I had planned on happening, but it seems like she had other plans. So now we have a choice to either let her join the cast or we can say good bye to the emo corner.
Kyo: Okay I say she can join as long as she doesn't take all the spot light from me.
GILLIGFAN: Yeah thank you Kyo-chan your the best, well next to lazyfox-chan I mean.
Lazyfox: Okay I guess your officially a member of the crew because for some reason I can't find Random to ask her on her opinion about you joining us.
Kyo: Wait you actually would listen to Random's opinion?
Lazyfox: Well she's been here the longest so it should be only fair to ask her opinion since she is my second in command.
Random: (crawls into the studio while she's tied up from head to toe) You mean that I do matter to this show.
Lazyfox: Of course you are Random your our lovable physco/crazy yaoi-fan that we all love and what happen to you?
Random: (Starts crying) I never knew you cared so much I feel so loved! Oh and that crazy girl in the corner over there tied me up when I was being raped by Muffin. (shutters and starts to cry) Oh Lazyfox it was awful I don't want that to happen to me ever again please don't let it happen.
LazyFox: Don't worry the mean dog is gone now so theres no need to cry anymore. Now how about you go take a long rest in the cast member lounge and rest after that horrible ordeal. (unties Random)
Random: thanks your a good friend. (limps out of the studio)
Lazyfox: She never catches a break. Okay now that's settled why don't we move on to the Random button.
GILLIGFAN: I'll do it. (hits the button)
Sakura: What the hell I just had the perfect shot of Sasuke after his morning work out it was so hot. (nose bleed)
Lazyfox: God no one wants to hear about that jerk.
Sakura: who are you to say that about my beloved Sasuke-kun. He's like the hottest guy in the village.
Lazyfox: I beg to differ. The hottest man there is my man Shikamaru.
Sakura: You mean that lazy bum. Yeah right the guys a twig compared my Sasuke-kun.
Lazyfox: Hey don't be saying anything about Shikamaru because if you do your going to need a doctor to put you back together after I'm through with ya.
Sakura: You mean something like he's the ugliest, and laziest man in the entire village and no girl will every love him because of that.
Kyo: Oh that bitch is going to die.
GILLIGFAN: I know isn't it great. Here want some popcorn.
Kyo: Oh thank you. Now lets watch some good old fashion ass whopping.
Lazyfox: (Tick marks appear on her head as she shakes with rage and glares at the girl) Your gonna regret saying that.
Sakura: Yeah like I'm going to believe that you can h….. (gets cut off as she is hit in the face with Lazyfox's mallet and thrown against a near by wall)
Lazyfox then pounces on the girl and starts to pummel her face into the ground as her fists are covered in blood before she sends the pink haired girl flying through the studio roof.
Kyo: Feel better now.
Lazyfox: No ,and since I sent our disclaimer person out of here GILLIGFAN you can say it for me instead while I go cool off in the hot tube so you two are going to finish up here for me till I regain my self control. (Stomps off to the Hot tube)
GILLIGFAN: Yeah. Listen up people LazyFoxLover doesn't own Naruto in any way just this story, so leave her alone about it already. How was that?
Kyo: Good job. Now we can move on todays story that the fans have been waiting for because I know I have. So ladies and gentlemen please enjoy the show!
A month has passed since Naruko and her friends stay at the Uchiha compound and in that time Shikamaru, Choji, Ino, Sasuke, and Sakura have all joined the ninja academy together leaving Naruko to fall into her old patterns of hiding from the villagers until her friends got out. I know it might sound funny, but for some reason Sasuke and Sakura have become less of a pain for Naruko and everyone. With they're new friendlier moods towards the group Ino and Sakura regained their lost friendship and has also brought Ino to start liking Sasuke again because he's stopped being a total jackass to everyone. Now I'm not saying he still isn't a jackass or anything I'm just saying he's a more tailorable one. As for Sakura and Naruko they still pick at each other like calling each other names and stuff, but other that they get along fine thanks to Ino. Yeah life for Naruko is going great because she has her friends and love ones with her, but like all good things they all come to end and some of them can end in a very tragic way as Naruko will soon found out for herself how cruel life can really be.
Naruko is sitting outside the window of her grandfathers office enjoying the view of the village in late fall watching the villagers prepare for tomorrows festival. The girl just stares at it all wondering how the villagers can be nice and helpful to each other, but be so cruel and hateful to her. It's a mystery that has plagued her for years. Since the girl could remember all she's ever known from the village was hatred and scorn and she never understood where it came from. The girl has asked many people for the answer to that question, but never receives the answer she's looking for. The girl continues to stare at the busy village not noticing the person sitting next to her until they gave a cough to let her know they were there.
"Oh Nii-san I didn't see you come up here. I guess I was too busy thinking to notice your presence," she tells him.
"I see that and prey tell little sister what has your mind so occupied?" he asks.
"I'm just thinking about the villagers and how they act around each other and then how they act towards me," she tells him.
"Your worried about tomorrow aren't you" he says more as a statement then a question.
"A little bit. I never understand why they're so vicious towards me on my birthday then any other day. I mean I know they attack every other day, but on my birthday they really try to kill me," she says trying to understand the villagers motives for attacking her. "I mean do they really hate me that much and if so why do they hate me."
Dog gets a cold look in his eyes as he thinks about the reason for the villagers hatred, but its not directed towards the girl beside him, but for the thing that resides in her. "I don't understand they're motives and I will never try to understand them because of what they do to you. No matter what they're motives are they threaten my little sister and to me thats unforgivable," he tells her.
"I'm lucky to have a great big brother like you," she says curling up next him.
"And I'm lucky to have you as a sister even if you do get on my nerves a lot," he says to her putting an arm around her.
Naruko sticks her tongue out at him in a playful way before she yawns and lays her head on his side. "Nii-san can you tell my friends I can't play today I'm too tried from all the running I did earlier," she says sleepily before falling asleep in her brother's arms.
"Sure," he tells her after picking her up and bringing her inside the Hokage's office and laying her down on the couch.
"I never though I see the day when Naruko was too tried to do something," said the Hokage.
"I think any child would after being chased throughout the entire village," said Dog as he covered Naruko up. "I swear if you let me i would kill every last one of those assholes for trying to hurt her."
"I know I wish i could allow you do that, but a last my hands our tied thanks to those bastards in the grand council," said Sarutobi.
"I understand Hokage-sama. If you excuse me I have to report to Naruko friends and let them know she isn't coming today," said Dog shunshin out of the office.
Sarutobi looks at his sleeping granddaughter and sees how peaceful and happy she looks and wish she could be like that everyday. "My little Naruko will you ever find peace in your life," he says to himself as he begins his paperwork.
Across the village the children are now being released from school as the kids depart a group of five walk out together.
"You know I still don't see the point of going to this place. I say its nothing, but a drag and a complete waste of our time," complained Shikamaru.
"Aw I bet your just saying that because Naruko isn't enrolled yet," said a smirking Ino.
"Hn if she was here none of us would learn anything considering she'll be too busy causing trouble for everyone," stated Sasuke in his superior tone.
"I think when Naruko joins the academy she actually try to become number one in class considering she wants to be hokage someday," said Choji munching on a bag on barbecue chips.
"Well for her to be number one she has to beat Sasuke-kun and lets face it thats never going to happen," said Sakura holding onto Sasuke's arm making the boy twitch in annoyance.
"You'll be surprised how stubborn Naruko can be about things so I wouldn't over estimate her before you see her an action," said a voice from above the children.
The kids looked up into the tree to find Naruko's older brother Dog standing on a limb with an orange book in his hands. (Yeah the pervert book finally makes an appearance)
"Hey Dog what you doing up there," called shikamaru.
"I just came bye to tell you guys that Naruko can't play today," said Dog putting his book away.
That got everyone's attention in a hurry. Naruko never misses a chance to hang out with them so it must something serious.
"Did something happen to her?" asked a worried Ino.
"Nothing bad. She's just tried," he tells them not seeing Shikamaru's calculating gaze.
"She had a run in with the villagers again didn't she?" asked Shikamaru making everyone look Dog for conformation.
Dog sighed knowing Shikamaru would figure it out. "Yeah, but they didn't hurt her they just chased her throughout the village wearing her out," he tells them.
"Where is she?" asked Shikamaru wanting to confirm that for himself.
"At her grandfather's office sleeping so your free to go check on her if you like," he tells them before he leaves viva la Shunshin.
With that said the children headed towards the Hokage tower and up to Third's office where they knock to gain entrance to the room. Upon receiving the okay they walk in to see the Third working on a giant stack of paperwork.
"Ah hello children very nice to see you guys again hows the academy going for you all?" asked Sarutobi.
"Fine," they all say.
"That's good, glad to hear it. Naruko still hasn't woken up yet, but your all free to stay here until she does," he tells them as he goes back to his paperwork.
The children gather around Naruko watching her sleep as they start to talk to one another. Hearing chattering going on around her Naruko begins to stir gaining the attention of her friends as they all watch her wake up. Naruko yawns as she stretches her back in a cat like manner making her friends snicker before she turn to them rubbing the sleep out of her eyes.
"Aww cute!" exclaimed both Ino and Sakura watching the sleepy Naruko.
The guys thought the same the thing they're just to manly to say it out loud.
"Morning Blue-Eyes sleep well?" asked Shikamaru.
"I need to stop hanging around you and your dad. I think I'm starting catch your guys lazy disease," said Naruko making everyone laugh at her. Well for Sasuke in was just a Hn.
"I didn't think laziness was a disease," said Ino.
"Well, it must be because I think I caught it," said Naruko giving everyone her famous smile.
"I say it's all in your in head," said Choji.
"No offense or anything, but what are you guys doing here?" asked Naruko getting off the couch.
"We came to check on you after we heard you ran into another problem with the villagers," said Ino. "They didn't hurt you did they?" she asked.
"No, today was one of my lucky days I actually manage to get away from them before they could do any bodily harm," she tells them nonchalantly.
Everyone became a little angry at the way Naruko just said it like it was a normal routine and like it was nothing important.
"How can you act like it's no big deal for how they treat you. I mean were not that good of friends, but I still think it's wrong for how they treat you," said Sakura surprising everyone that she actually had the guts to say what everyone was thinking.
"It just doesn't bother me. To each is their own and if they choose to hate me I can't stop them, so I don't let it bother me because the moment I do they win and thats something I not going let happen," she tells them with a serious look.
"Win what exactly?" asked Choji.
"My happiness. They try to make me miserable, but it never works because I have all of you and my family and as long as I got that the village will never break me," she says to them with a smile. "How about we drop the subject and talk about something else," she suggested.
"Alright how about the festival thats happening tomorrow," said Sakura.
"Yeah the festival sounds like fun," said Choji.
"I hate festivals," said Sasuke.
"You hate everything that's fun," said Naruko.
"Do not. I don't hate torturing you do I," he said.
"That's only fun for you," she says.
"Yeah, but it still fun," he says.
"Okay you two back to the topic at hand," said Shikamaru.
"Yeah lets talk about what we're going to wear," said Ino.
"That sounds good. My mom got me this really pretty red kimono with matching accessories," said Sakura.
"Cool my mom got me a purple one," said Ino. "What about you Naruko," she asked.
"I'm going to wear an orange one," she tells them.
"That doesn't sound like you to be willing to wear a kimono," said Choji.
"Oh you know me so well. Yes, unfortunately I'm being blackmailed by my Sister to wear it," said Naruko.
"I believe that," said both Shikamaru and Choji.
"Naruko are you talking about me again," said Cat coming in from the window with Dog.
"Can't you two use the door anymore," exclaimed Sarutobi.
"No," they tell him.
"I give up," he says going back to his work.
"So what has Naruko being saying about me?" asked Cat.
"That your blackmailing her into wearing a Kimono," said Ino.
"Well, I wouldn't have too if she just wore them willingly," said Cat.
"Like thats ever going to happen," said everyone in the room.
"See my friends get it," stated Naruko.
"Your still wearing the kimono tonight or I revile your little secret to everyone," said Cat.
"What secret?" asked everyone in curiosity.
"You better not tell them!" screamed Naruko.
"Come on tell us please," asked Sakura and Ino pulling the wounded puppy look.
"Okay fine I tell you part of it," said Cat.
"That works," said everyone.
"No it doesn't," cried Naruko.
"Okay Naruko has got this crush on someone in the village," said Cat making everyone stare at a blushing Naruko.
"Hey look at the time my grandma needs me so I better go so bye," said Naruko rushing out the door.
"Wait Naruko get back here," cried her friends chasing after her.
"That wasn't nice," said Dog.
"It was payback for her telling you my secret," said Cat.
Dog pulled Cat into him. "Yeah, but if she didn't me and you wouldn't be together now would we," he said as he gave her a kiss.
"I guess your right," she mumbled.
Sarutobi gave a cough to get the two lovebirds attention. "If you two are done would either of you like to give me a report," he stated.
"Everything is fine Hokage-sama," they both report.
"Good then you two are dismissed," he says.
Cat and Dog then Shunshin out of his office leaving Sarutobi to his work. Now we go back to Naruko who is still being chased by her friends.
"Aw come on this isn't fair I still exhausted from earlier," cried Naruko.
"Then just quit running and tell us who the guy is," stated Ino.
"I refuse now quit chasing me," screamed Naruko.
"NO!" shouted her friends.
"Why me," thought Naruko as she rounded a corner and was picked up by Dog and carried off before her friends could get her.
"Thanks Nii-san," said Naruko laying in Dog's arms.
"No problem," said Dog noticing Naruko going back to sleep causing a small smile to appear. "Sleep tight Naruko," he says to her watching her friends run around the corner.
"Ah where she go," cried Sakura.
"Don't know, but will see her tonight then we can get our answer," said Shikamaru.
So with that said everyone heads home to get ready for the festival tonight while Dog carries a sleeping Naruko home.
Lazyfox: Wow I feel a lot better and more relaxed then before. So how was the introduction to the Kyuubi festival.
GILLIGFAN: I thought we were going to see some action.
Kyo: Yeah I did too.
Lazyfox: I decided to break it into three parts. So you have to wait a little more for it.
GILLIGFAN: That sucks.
Kyo: Yeah I know it does.
Lazyfox: Well, I'll let Kushina and Minato take over now.
Kushina: Yes, I kicked butt yesterday. You fan fanatics didn't stand a chance, but now time for some more torture with the WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE! Our guest for tonights event is the creepy pedophile we all hate Orochimaru.
Orochimaru: Why am I back here and you that stupid mallet of yours broke my nose and knocked out some of my teeth.
Lazyfox: Oh my swings getting better that so great to know.
Minato: Okay Orochimaru come on up here and spin the wheel to receive a torture.
Lazyfox: No need Minato I got one for him all ready. (Hands Minato an envelope)
Orochimaru: Not fair I didn't get to spin the wheel.
Lazyfox: Don't care. Now Minato please read the card for us.
Minato: Orochimaru your torture is you have to fight Kushina and Lazyfox in a steel cage with your hands and feet tied to anchors while Lazyfox and Kushina can use anything to hit you.
Lazyfox: Yeah more stress relief. (Puts on some brass knuckles) This going to be fun.
Kushina: I say. (Loads up her machine guns) Any last words.
Orochimaru: (Wets his pants) Mama.
Lazyfox proceeds to beat the living crap out of him by throwing him around the steel cage and pummels his face in with her brass knuckles and when she's finished she throws him to Kushina who fills him up with bullets and then sets him on fire with her flamethrower. Orochimaru is left on the floor in a bloody mass before Lazyfox runs him over with a monster truck.
Lazyfox: Well, that's all for today hope you all enjoyed and until next time…..
Everyone: JII-NEE!