7. Kevin in Springfield.
"Man this bites!" Kevin said. He was looking for Nazz (and maybe a replacement for his bike) and his searching took him back to the school from yesterday. While he was in the gym, he was caught by the principal. Now he was sitting in the detention hall, baking in the summer heat. The principal stepped in.
"Alright you albino hooligan. What was your intent in being in the gymnasium? Theft? Pranking? Maybe you're the infamous El Barto we've been having trouble with?"
"What the?" Kevin was very confused. "No man! I was just looking for a friend. Her name is Nazz. She has blonde hair. White shirt with black tank top…"
"Sorry young man. Our school has no traces of a so called Nazz. Is that all you intend to do here?"
"Yeah."
"Very well carry on. I'll just sit here and take another gander at Bart Simpson's permeant record." The principal shuddered. "Oh that Bart Simpson."
Kevin got out of his desk and approached the doorway. Before he left however, he got a quick glance at the folder the principal was looking at. There was a photo of a boy in that folder. The boy's reminded of someone. Someone he hated.
"Hey. That little twerp reminds me of this dork I know. Does he annoy you a lot?" He asked.
"Who? Bart Simpson? As much as I hate to admit it, he is the bane of my existence."
"That's how I feel about Eddy." Kevin thought.
"Who may I ask is this Eddy?"
"The King of the Dorks!"
Skinner rubbed his chin. "I see. And is this Eddy here in this town?"
"Yeah! Probably scamming some poor kid."
"Let's make a deal son. You put Bart in his place for me and I will deal with this shady Eddy character."
Kevin's face brightened. "Sure." He lifted up his knuckles for a brofist but Skinner just fearfully threw money at him."
"Take my lunch money if you wish, just leave me mother's pudding cup."
"Oh geez." Kevin said.