8. Ed in Springfield.

Ed and Homer were at the dinner table with a whole bunch of various food.

"So it's settled. Whoever wins is the supreme champion of food and the loser has to clean up." Homer said.

"Okey-Dokey!" Ed happily replied. At that moment, Marge happened to enter the kitchen at that time. "Homer." She asked. "What are you doing?"

"Me and Ed are gonna have a eating contest with all the food in the kitchen!"

"Why?" Marge asked distraught.

"TV's out."

Marge murmured and left. Ed was already ahead by two bowls of gravy. Homer inhaled 20 hotdogs as a response to this. Next Ed scarfed down a whole of cheese while Homer devoured a whole pizza pie. While this was happening, there was a knock at the door. Marge went to answer it.

"Hello?" She said as she opened the door. It was Homer's boss Mr. Burns and his aide Waylon Smithers.

"Mr. Burns! What brings you here? It's not a work day…..I hope.

"I'm here for a surprise inspection and evaluation of my safety inspector…..uh?..."

"Homer. J. Simpson sir." Smithers said.

"Ah yes."

Marge got nervous. Certainly, Mr. Burns wouldn't approve of seeing Homer stuffing his face in the kitchen. He could get demoted or worse, fired!

"With all due respect and fear Mr. Burns, now's not really a good tim-

Marge was interrupted by a loud burp coming from the kitchen.

"What the devil was that?" Mr. Burns asked frightfully.

"I believe it was a human burp sir. Shall we investigate?"

"Indeed." The two men walked passed Marge and headed to the kitchen just in time to see Homer and Ed fight over a steak with their bare teeth.

"What the blazes!"

Ed was winning this struggle. Without realizing it, he ended up swallowing Homer whole. It took Homer a full minute to realize what happened but when he did, he panicked.

"Ahhh! Oh no! I've become another victim of vore!"

(Author's Note: I do not condone nor support the disgusting fetish that is vore. Yuck!)

Marge came in too late.

"Oh Mr. Burns! I'm so sorry you had to see…that?"

Marge was confused as Mr. Burns was actually laughing.

"Why this is the best show I've seen in years! Smithers! Hire that man!

"Um, Mr. Burns that boy doesn't seem mentally just. Why don't we give Simpson a raise instead?"

"Very well. Mr. Simpson, for your brilliant performance I will give you a raise of two cents!"

Ed spit Homer out.

"Whoo Hoo!" Homer shouted. Then he turned to Ed. "Thanks buddy! You're the best pal a guy could have!" Homer hugged Ed tight.

"Gravy!" Ed shouted.