12. Eddy in Springfield
"Step right up! For 25 cents, you can feed bottomless Ed a treat of you're choosing!" Eddy said.
"He'll eat anything! Trash! Metal! You bring it, He'll eat it!" Bart added.
Milhouse came up dragging a car engine with him. Five big ones say he can't eat this."
Ed picked up the engine and swallowed it whole, much to the dismay of Milhouse. "Cough'em up!" Eddy said and Milhouse paid him the $5.
"There goes my dinner for the week." Milhouse said. More and more kids came into the Simpson's yard, bringing with them various objects for Ed to eat. No matter what it was, Ed ate it like it was nothing while Bart and Eddy rolled in the dough.
"This is great!" Eddy said "Where you'd get this idea?"
"Let's just say it was a Homer Simpson recommendation."
Unbeknownst to the trouble making duo, two of their worst enemies were planning to ruin everything.
"Are you ready Kevin?" Skinner asked.
"Yeah!" Skinner and Kevin walked up to the scammers. Skinner handed Ed some mints which he inhaled.
"Yum!"
"Hey Dork!" Kevin said. "Want some soda to wash that down?"
"Sure!" said Ed. Kevin handed him a Buzz Cola.
"ED! NO!" Bart and Eddy screamed. Ed drank the soda and smiled as if nothing was wrong. Then his head inflated and he spewed out everything he had eaten that day in a tsunami of Cola drink.
"Our scam is ruined!" Bart cried!
"Score one for authority!" Skinner said. He and Kevin laughed at the scammers and began walking away. However, Nazz and Edna were waiting them around the corner.
"How immature!" Nazz said.
"Yeah Skinner. You really need to grow up!" The two girls left without another word.
"Wait! Nazz!"
"Edna I can explain!" The duo ran after their respective loves.
"Well our scam went totally bust but at least we got revenge for it without doing anything." Eddy said.
"Yeah! And we got to keep the money!" Bart added. Just then Milhouse tapped his shoulder. Bart turned around to see all of the kids standing behind Milhouse covered with soda with angry looks on their faces.
"D'oh!"