Lazyfox: -kneeling beside the remains of the emo corner- It's gone. My beautiful emo corner is gone…
Random: -waves hand in front her emotionless face- Yep she's finally broken. Hey Foxy does this mean I get to run the show now ^.^ -hiding her yaoi folder behind her back-
Lazyfox: …..
Random: Oh come on! You've been like this for weeks now. Get over it! It was just a stupid corner! Wow can't believe I just said that. What the hell is happening to me! -runs around screaming like a chicken with her head cut off-
Lazyfox: -stays emotionless for another few minutes before tripping Random- Will you quit yelling! I'm trying to mourn in peace here!
Random: Yay! I got you to show emotion beside depression! I'm so awesome~
Lazyfox: -rolls eyes- Whatever. Just hit the Random button
Random: Okay~! -hit's her button-
Smoke appears around the stage, but no one appears
Lazyfox: Not this crap again. Where's the special guest?
Random: -shrugs her shoulders- Don't ask me I just hit the button
?: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Lazyfox and Random: Did you just hear something? -both look up to see a black spot appearing on stage-
A loud crash is heard as a boy with an Afro falls onto stage creating a little crater.
Lazyfox: Why is everyone out to destroy my studio TT^TT
Afro boy climbs out of the crater and starts to dust himself off afterwards he snaps his fingers and a huge disco ball appears with the Madagascar theme song playing in the back ground.
?: I like to move it move it you like to move it move it we like to...MOVE IT! - another snap of his fingers and male strippers of all hot guys we know and love start dancing all around while fireworks shoot off everywhere* Yo MagicStilesLover the crazy friend of Lazy-San over there is here and ready to party!
Lazyfox and Random: O_o
Magic: What? Do I have something on my face? *snaps fingers and a mirror appears*
Lazyfox: You. Are. So. C.R.A.Z.Y!
Magic: Haha real cute Lazy-San, but I'm nowhere near as crazy as you when your battling Baka-Chan and his Blissey -Grins a Fox like grin-
Lazyfox: -Left eye twitches dangerously while throwing several Kunais and Shrunkens- FUCK THE BLISSEY!
Random and Magic: -Hide behind a force field letting the stray weapons hit Sasuke who was trying to sneak into the studio- R: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THE FUCKING BLISSEY! M: CUZ I THOUGHT IT BE FUNNY!
Lazyfox: -Still throwing her weapons-
Magic: Time to make my grand escape, but first the Disclaimer. LazyFoxLover doesn't own Naruto, but she does own a bunch of Kunai and Shrunken that she is trying to kill me with -Poofs away narrowly missing getting hit with a Kunai-
Lazyfox: COWARD COME BACK HERE AND FACE ME! While I'm hunting this guy down enjoy this new Chapter -disappears after him-
Students gather back into their classroom preparing themselves for their exam. Some kids were calm. ready for their test to begin while others students were having mental debates in their head about the consequences of making a break for it by jumping out of the window.
"Alright if I make a break for it now I could probably escape" Kiba thought confidently eyeing the open window and his ticket to freedom. "Ah who am I kidding my mom and Sister have tracked down before I even make it to the front gate. Man I wish Akamaru was here" he thought sourly missing his furry friend.
"Dog boy might have beaten me in our match, but their no way I'm going to let him beat me in this test. I'll crush him" Sakura thought determinedly with a wall of fire burning behind her.
"Looks like Sakura's pumped up" Ino thought while sweat dropping at her theatrics.
"Okay Naruko you can do this. You study really hard with everyone's help and you have practically shoved all types of facts and formulas into your head so you should have no problems. Besides everyone has faith and confidence in you so don't let them down" Naruko thought giving herself a huge mental pep-talk to ward away all of her jitters and worries while shaking and sweating like a frightened puppy. "i'm so doomed."
Hinata who was sitting next to Naruko could feel her shaking and made a grab for her hand and gave it a strong reassuring squeeze. "Do not worry Naru-Chan. Y...You will do a fantastic job. I believe in you" she tells confidently with a warm smile on her face.
Naruko felt a rush of calm settle over her glad Hinata was beside her and also because she believed in her. "Thanks Hinata-Chan that makes me feel a lot better knowing I have you supporting me" she tells her returning her warm gesture.
Shikamaru and Sasuke gave the Hyuga heiress an appreciative smile glad that she was taking care of their blond haired headache.
Thanks to Hinata's encouragement Naruko was feeling better and calmed down again, she decided to scan the room and was happy to see she wasn't the only one scared about the exam. She had to put her hand to her mouth to muffle her giggles at watching Kiba eat his nails away, watching Choji flip through his notebook to cram in some last minute study time, and almost lost her control when Sakura was being restrained by Ino in her chair.
"I feel a lot better now since it looks like I'm not the only one anxious about the exam, but I have to remember to stay calm and not worry so much" Naruko thought moving passed her test anxiety.
Mizuki made his entrance into the room carrying the stack of exam booklets. Placing the booklets on his desk he scanned the classroom until his gaze rested on Naruko talking happily to Hinata. The sight made him sick and he turned his neutral expression to a look of pure malice and hate.
Naruko shivered feeling like someone was staring at her intensely. Looking around the room she tried to find the source of the intense stare, but found no staring at her. "Huh? Guess I was imagining things." She thought shaking off the feeling as she continued to converse with Hinata.
"That's right you stupid Kyuubi bitch enjoy your friends while you can because you won't have them for long" Mizuki thought darkly as his plan was forming in his demented mind. "Class quite down we'll begin testing in a few minutes."
With the order given the students turned towards the front of the class giving Mizuki-Sensei they're attention while giving their friends last minute words of encouragement as Mizuki passed out their test booklets.
"The test is broken into two parts with each section being timed. The first part is a twenty multiple choice section and you will be given thirty minutes to complete it. The second part will be an essay section that'll have two prompts for you to choose from which I will give you after you complete the first section. You are not allowed to share answer and I see even attempt at cheating I will confiscate your test booklet and fail you for this part of your final score" Mizuki explained giving the last student their booklet and stood back at the front of the class. "Testing begins now. Take your time and good luck to you all."
The turning of pages was heard throughout the small classroom accompanied with the sounds of pencils scribbling on paper signaling the start of the test.
"Question one. What is the official name of the Hidden Leaf Village? A. Sunagakure, B. Kirigakure, C. Kumogakure, or D. Konohagakure. Well that's easy. The answers D" Naruko thought circling her answer then moved onto her next problem.
As Naruko continued to move along the questions she became excited seeing that they were question she could answer and knew the answers to them until she got to question 11 were the questions were getting harder, a lot harder.
"A Chunin has received an S rank mission to capture a rouge ninja who committed an act of treason against their village and their Kage. You learned the rouge is a specialist of Taijutsu and Genjutsu. What tactic would you use to fight this ninja? Would you… A. Continue with your normal attack pattern, B. Plan ahead by making a clone attack your opponent first to learn their fighting style, C. Keep yourself from making eye contact and use long range attacks, or D. Fight Genjutsu with Genjutsu."
….How the Hell is anyone supposed to answer questions like this!?" Mentally screamed a lot of the students who were not expecting these kinds of questions.
Shikamaru read through the rest of the test and made a tisking sound when he realized the questions were just getting harder and more complex. "Troublesome senseis were drawing everyone into a false sense of security with the first half of the test to trap them with the rest. They're good I'll give them that. This test isn't about just showcasing one's knowledge it's to also to show that you won't crack under pressure in an emergency. Blue-eyes please stay calm I know you can answer these questions as long as you don't panic" he thought glancing over to Naruko to see that she was clutching her hair and biting her lip.
"Oh man the Dobe's freaking out that isn't good. She knows the answers I know she does we went over them with her, but she doesn't recognize the answers because of the wording. How can I get her to calm down? She usually calms down when she comes in contact with someone, but how can I do that with out getting caught?" Sasuke thought before smirking as a idea formed in his head.
Glancing up to make sure Mizuki-sensei wasn't paying attention he quickly scribbled down a message on a sheet of scarp paper and tossed to Shikamaru when no one was paying attention to him.
Shikamaru had his eyes trained on Naruko trying to will her to look up at him so he try and calm her down with a reassuring smile. He was taken from his thoughts when something hit his head and he had to blink when he saw a paper laying on his test booklet. Flicking his gaze from the paper ball to Mizuki making sure he wasn't watching he grabbed the note and unfolded it to read it's message.
-Use your Shadow jutsu to calm the Dobe down-
Shikamaru smirked once he read the note. "You may be a prick, but you really do care about Blue-eyes don't you Sasuke" he thought getting rid of the note before making the necessary hand signs he needed for his jutsu before stretching his shadow over to Naruko.
Naruko was hunched over her exam booklet clutching at her hair and biting into her lip to point she was almost drawing blood out of frustration for not knowing how to answer the questions. "Why can't I do this? I should know these answer I'm that dumb am I? Who am I kidding of course I am and because of that I'm going to fail and be separated from my friends and Shika" she thought miserably feeling a pang in her heart at the thought of being separated from Shikamaru.
Naruko felt helpless and she hated it and tried to make it stop by squeezing her eyes closed as tightly as she could trying to keep her frustrated tears at bay. She let a squeak escape her sore lips as she felt something grabbing her hand. The force on her hand made her release her hair and placed it in her lap giving it a tight squeeze. Looking down she saw a black shadow covering her hand, following it she saw it lead to Shikamaru who was giving her an encouraging smile while mouthing...
Smile
With that one word Naruko felt a few tears escape from her eyes as she gave him a watery smile, but her gaze was taken from Shikamaru when she felt her chair being moved and turned to see Sasuke smirking at her. Turning back to her test she allowed her ruffle bangs to cover her face.
The two boys exchanged worried glances thinking they made her cry, but once at a closer examination they saw her hidden smile and both smiled themselves when they realized she was suppressing her giggles of joy.
Calming down from her giggle fit she brought her head back up with her deep sky blue eyes shining with a determined fire in them making sparkle their normal shine. "Thanks Shika, Teme. I promise I'll do my best" she thought tightening the grasp on the Shadow as she continued on with her test.
Both boys sighed with relief glad to see their blond haired headache was back to normal. "Troublesome Girl/Hn Dobe" they thought fondly going back to their own tests.
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Time was coming to an end and most students had finished their test and were using the remaining time to check over their answers, while others were finishing up their last few questions or making pleads of misery to the test gods.
"Kuso! If the multiple choice was that hard, how the hell am I going to pass the free response?!" Kiba growled to himself ready to gouge his eyes out. "Should have jumped out the window when I had the chance."
Sakura was smirking to herself enjoying Kiba's misery. "Haha that's what that stupid dog boy gets. I feel sorry for anyone who gets put on his team that is if he even passes the exam."
"Kami-Sama I promise if you let me get a passing score on this part of the exam I promise I'll cut down on my snacking. Choji prayed/Bargained with the divine powers above. "Maybe just a bag less that sounds fair right?"
"Ah all this waiting is so boring! He should just let us take it all the together screw all this time limits and crap. I just want to get this over with, so we can get to the last part of exam" Ino thought resting her head on her arms playing with her bang out pure boredom.
Hinata sat patiently in her chair waiting for the other students to finish their test. "Kaa-Chan, Oto-San I hoped I did my best to make you proud."
Mizuki was watching the timer tick down until the counter finally hit zero signaling the end of the first part of the test. "Pencils down. This concludes the first section of your written exam" he informed shutting the timer off before moving around the classroom to collect their answer sheets.
After collecting the answer sheets and booklets he handed out their written booklets to prepare for their next section. Resuming his original spot at the front of the class. "The next section is about to begin. Please look to the front board were I have written out your prompts to choose from" he explained reveling the two prompts.
Prompt 1: Write about the history of Kohona in an essay format. Use accurate details to explain the formation of the village and what part we play in the ninja world today. You may include details about our Hokage's or legendary Shonbi who have helped in developing the village.
Prompt 2: Describe what it means to be a ninja of Kohona. Talk about the different positions you can hold and the experiences people will encounter in the village.
"These are your prompts to choose from. Pick whichever one you feel you're more comfortable writing about. Remember this section will have a time of an hour and half to complete. You may begin writing at this time." Mizuki stated starting the timer.
Naruko read the prompts thoroughly before she made her decision. "Prompt 1 is a HELL no, so Prompt 2 here goes nothing" she thought starting to think out her story.
Once Naruko had her thoughts organized she began to write her paper and as she wrote the more thoughts poured into her head giving her more ideas to write about. She wrote about the stories her Grandmother use to tell her about her time as an active Medical ninja and about her Grandpa's job as the Hokage. About the experiences her brothers and sister experienced as Anbu Ninja's and their days at the academy. She talked about Asuma-otooji's experiences as one of the twelve temple guardians of the Fire lord. She even described Iruka-sensei's job as an academy teacher. The more stories she remembered the more pages she filled up and trust her she had a lot of stories to tell about her beloved family.
Hinata watched out the corner of her eye at how Naruko was doing and was very happy to see how well she was fairing. "Naru-Chan is doing an amazing job. I've never seen her look so comfortable with writing before. Well, if Naru-Chan is giving it her all then so do I. I won't fall behind" she thought feeling motivated by her friends spirit.
Sasuke was also keeping his eyes on Naruko worried she have another freak attack, but was amazed to see she had no troubles at with section and was flying through the pages of her booklet looking like an excited kid. "Hn bet she's writing about how awesome missions are."
Shikamaru had a small smile on his face proud that Naruko was over her nervous jitters and didn't need him to calm her down again. "Though I wouldn't mind being the one she lean on when she's scared. Hm wonder when I started feeling like that? Ah what a drag guess it's been like that since the first day I met her. My very troublesome best friend" he thought amusingly letting a full smile bloom on his face.
Naruko was so entranced by her writing she was startled by the timer's loud shrill ringing. She blinked in confusion before glancing down at her paper. "Wow wasn't expecting time to go by that fast. Huh didn't notice I wrote so many pages, at least I was able to finish it before the timer went off now I just hope I don't have many mistakes" she thought as she gave a long stretch purring at the popping sounds she heard in her back and shoulders glad the cramping was gone.
Mizuki shut the timer off once again before addressing the class. "All right pass up your exam booklets to the students in the front row. Once all booklets all recovered you may all proceeded to lunch and wait for Iruka-Sensei or I to call you all back in for your final test" he explained picking up the stacks of booklets from each row.
Once Mizuki picked up the last stack of booklets the students filed out of the testing room and headed to the courtyard for lunch. Some students were in high spirits while others were not in the happiest of moods aka a certain brunet.
"I hate test! I hate test! I HATE test! They can all go burn in Hell!" Kiba growled and snarled slashing at a random and innocent tree baring his sharpened canines as he slashed the bark off the tree.
"Kiba-San calm down. Your primal side is coming out and you almost clawed one of my Beatles" said a deep and stoic voice grabbing a hold of the Inuzuka's heir shoulder.
Kiba blinked calming down a bit at the other male's voice. Taking a deep breath before turning around to face his best friend. "Sorry Shino-bro. I'm just antsy without Akamaru with me" he confessed missing his little buddy.
Sakura was passing by two boys heading over to her friends when she caught Kiba's confession and couldn't resist the opportunity to tease him. "Payback time." "Awww does little Kiba miss his puppy?" she teased enjoying Kiba's reaction to her taunt.
"Shut it Haruno! Your just mad I whooped your bubblegum headed ass in the first test" Kiba countered smugly when he saw her face go red.
"Oh bite me dog-boy. Your win was just a fluke! If we had a rematch I would so kick your ass" the enraged pinkette roared hating that the boy who irked her nerves the most beat her.
Kiba smirked a toothy grin that showed off his sharp canines as he leaned closer to her. "With pleasure Bubblegum. I always wonder what flavor you were, but I might leave a mark" he teased with a lecherous grin on his face.
Sakura's face took on a deeper shade of red at Kiba's remark, but the cause of the new shade of red was brought fourth by her sudden murderous anger or extreme embarrassment was a mystery, but her next action was not a mystery. "You PERVERT!" she screeched kneeing the boy where the sun don't shine making him squeal like a girl as he hit the ground.
Huffing she stomped away from Kiba's crumpled form and headed over to where her friends were. "Like I ever let a guy like you touch me!"
Kiba still huddled on the ground clutching his damaged goods couldn't help, but give off a small pained smirk. "She totally wants me."
Shino made no comment as he watched the bugs crawling on the tree making sure Kiba hadn't killed any of them.
Sakura growled and cursed under her breath as she approached her friends who were all off doing their own things. Sasuke was practicing his Kunai throwing on the practice dummy, Hinata was trying to cheer up a sadden Choji while Shikamaru laid down beside Naruko watching her eat her third cup of ramen. Ino was gathering flowers finding the action to help her calm down. Sakura went over to her and plopped down.
When Sakura sat beside her Ino knew something was troubling her. "What's wrong Sakura?" she asked only to back away a little bit when she growled at her emitting a murderous aura that screamed 'back off'.
"That stupid perverted Dog-boy pissed me off. How dare he make that kind of remark at me. Next time we fight I'm kicking his perverted ass from here to the moon and back!" she declared scaring her friends away with her murderous rage well all of them except Naruko who was grinning foxily behind her ramen cup.
"Hehe payback time Sakura-Chan~" "Hmmm it sounds like you have a crush on Kiba if you asked me" she commented finishing off her cup before going to her next one.
The gang gave Naruko a scared look as they backed away further as they saw Sakura start to twitch in anger and saw the glare she gave Naruko that would make a grown man cry and wet himself.
"Take. That. BACK! Never in a million no a billion years will I ever like that perverted dog!" she yelled transforming into her demon form that made her look like an underworld demon with sharp fangs, horns and tail with the added effect of fire in the back ground.
By now everyone was hiding up in the tree totally scared shit less by Sakura's rage mood knowing that their lives might be in danger if the pinkette got her hands on them, but once again Naruko was not effected by Sakura's aura and was calmly eating her lunch with one last comment.
"It's kind of funny how much denial you in Sakura" Naruko teased before yelping in pain as Sakura slammed her fist into her head. "ITE! Sakura that hurt!" she whined rubbing the lump on her head.
Sakura cracked her knuckles. "Say good night Whiskers" she said darkly breaking off a tree limb.
Naruko gulped and took off running holding onto her head with Sakura right behind her. "Ah help! She's going to kill me!'
"NARUKOOOOOOO! GET BACK HERE!"
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Back inside the testing room you find Mizuki mindlessly grading the exams looking bored out of his mind. "Damn should have left job up to Iruka it's a waste of time" he groaned placing the final grade on the test before moving on to the next test.
The next test got his attention. Reading the name of the student brought a sadistic grin to his face as he learned this test belong to one Naruko Uzumaki.
"Oh what do you know I'm not bored anymore. Let's see how bad you fucked up you stupid demon" he said maliciously.
Flipping open Naruko's test booklet he began to read over her answers. As he read through them he was stunned speechless as he saw she get one question after another right until he reached the final question. When he finished grading he left shaking in outrage as he scowled deeply and ground his teeth together.
"Impossible! How the hell did that filthy and disgusting demon answer all my questions and get them right!" he demanded in outrage not expecting to see that and went to read her essay.
Mizuki flipped opened to the front page and began to read Naruko's five page essay. By the time he finished reading the well developed and slight grammatically incorrect essay he was seeing red. Picking up his pencil and pen holder he tossed it and shattered it against the back wall.
"That Demon Bitch! How dare she pass my exam as if it was a child's game! There shouldn't have been a snowball chances in hell for her to pass. I gave her the hardest questions for the multiple choice, but she answered them all correctly. This unacceptable all my plans will be ruined if she passes" Mizuki growled stalking across the room angrily. "No I can't let that thing ruin my plans" he said venomously as he glared at Naruko through the classroom window.
He scowled as he watched the vain of his existence run away from the pink haired girl who was chasing after her with a broken tree limb while the rest of her 'friends' followed after them. The sight was making Mizuki sick and disgusted as he watched the scene.
"It's sickening to see this. I might actually throw up" he growled sitting back down at his desk he picked up a new test booklet and signed Naruko's name on it using his forgery skills to match up with her writing style while smiling like a mad man the whole time.
"I told you to enjoy your friends while you could Demon brat, so what kind of man would I be if I didn't keep my word" he said deceptively and cruelly as a mad and evil laugh filled the air.
Lazyfox: So sorry for the delay folks, but like I mentioned before I had exams to study for so that's why this is so late, but I hope the length of the chapter made up for it. Also I like to mention I've been going back to my previous chapters to do some editing if anyone wants to check it out. Also did anyone read the new Naruto chapter? If not I will not spoil it, but I will say I nearly died laughing reading it ^.^
Random: Glad to see your in higher spirits. I guess that means you got a hold of Magic?
Lazyfox: -twitches in anger before calming down- He got away the lucky Bastard. If I got my hands on him he be missing some parts
Random: I'm scared now -crouching in a normal corner-
Crossover: WTF! New people need to stop trying to steal my job! i'm the one in charge of torture, mental scarring and break downs, and bursts of murderous rage! -smashed the wheel out of anger-
Lazyfox and Random: O_o -huddle together in the corner- R: Should we run? Lf: Will it help?
Crossover: No it won't! You two our my pawns to use and torture, so now I have to prove it by stepping up my game. And you know what that means Foxy.
Lazyfox: O_o Y...yo..you don't m...me...mean i..'it' do you? -scared out of her mind-
Crossover: -Fox grin- Yes~ I mean 'IT' Foxy it's time for you to enter the CLOSET -lighting flashes as a black and red door appears-
Lazyfox: -starts crying while running away- NOOOOO ANYTHING, BUT THAT!
Crossover: -chases her down and ties her up- There, there It'll be over soon` -coos while petting her head before tossing her in the closet-
Crossover turns on the tv showing the inside of the room to show Foxy on the ground struggling to get free. The room was filled with many R-rated devices and a creepy shadow was standing behind her
Sasuke: Mwhaha what a beautiful position your in love~ Time to have some fun~
Lazyfox: -struggle harder to get free- NO STAY AWAY!
Screen goes blank
Random: O_o OMG NOOOOO!
Crossover: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Remember this and remember it well. I am the only one allowed to to torture you guys! -grabs Random and starts petting her hair-
Random: -totally and utterly scared- Will someone be able to stop Mizuki from ruining Naruko's chances at graduating? Will Foxy escape before Sasuke gets her? Where the hell is the Demon lady and Minato when you need them?! And will Crossover go back to normal..
Crossover: Probably not
Random: And Will SOMEONE please SAVE US! Review and find out so until next time...
Everyone: JAA-NEE!