Lazyfox: Yo. How's everybody doing? Good I hope, as for me I'm just hanging around…literally -dangling from a net- RANDOM GET ME DOWN ALREADY!
Random: I'm trying! These ropes are very hard to cut. I warned you about the traps I had set up for Sasuke, but noooooo you didn't listen to me -Slashing at the ropes with a machete-
Lazyfox: -left eye twitches- You set the trap outside the BATHROOM!
Random: Hehe sorry. I thought he come in after you while you were in there :3
Lazyfox: -trembling in rage- Just. Get. Me. Down. Now! -demonic aura appears-
Random: O_o -throws the machete away and brings out her blow torch-
Lazyfox: -sighs- Dear lord have mercy on me this has not been my week, but hopefully it'll get better especially since Naruko is now an official ninja! Exciting I know, so without further ado let's get this chapter started~
Random: -pauses the torch- LazyFoxLover does not own Naruto or its characters, but brings you this story for viewer entertainment -turns torch back on-
* Last time *
The blond haired student jumped at Mizuki nailing him in the chin with a high knee that sent them skidding on the ground a few feet away from a slumped over stunned Iruka. "Naruko?"
Naruko stood up panting before facing the down silver haired man with her deadliest glare she had ever made. "If you ever lay another finger on my father I'll Kill you!"
"I love to see you try you stupid demon! You're in way over your head. I'll crush you like the vermin that you are!"
"Try it! Whatever you send at me-" performs multiple hand signs creating a huge smoke cloud that disappeared to reveal a forest full of grinning clones. "I'll send right back at you a thousand times more!"
"Congratulations Naruko. You've graduated!"
"Wooooohooooooo! I'm finally a GENIN!"
* End of Recap *
"Ms. Uzumaki will you please sit still and let me take your picture already!" Demanded the photographer for the ninja licenses finally losing her patience with the restless blond haired headache. "Hokage-sama owes me a raise for this."
"No! I refuse to have my picture taken looking like this it's humiliating. I look like a fragile china doll" whined said blond headed Uzumaki girl who was fidgeting in her seat wearing a beautiful red kimono with her hair done in a formal bun with a good portion of make up on.
"I'm sorry, but I was ordered to take your picture looking like that by Lord Hokage himself, so please do us both a favor and just get the picture over with, so we both can get on with our lives" begged the photographer wanting her smoke break now.
Naruko huffed and pouted sourly plopping down on the chair with her arms crossed over her slowly developing chest. "Fine, but I'm not smiling so take the stupid picture already" she grumbled.
Sighing to herself the Photographer aligned her camera in the right angle snapping the picture she has been trying to get out for the past hour. Printing the photo out you see the image of Naruko sticking her tongue out looking childish. "Hokage-sama is not going to like this which means I'll be back to take another one. Might as well go destroy my lungs while I can" thought the woman walking away to deliver the pictures.
"Well, I'll probably get in trouble with grandpa later, but I'll deal with that when the time comes. I guess I can go hang out with Shika and see how he's feeling today before getting chewed out by grandpa" Naruko thought smiling at her plan as she headed off to the Nara compound to see her pineapple headed best friend. "I feel so bad. Shika got hurt because of me. I wonder what he was going to say to me before he passed out."
* Flashback *
"The reason everyone in this village hates you is because you are the demon that destroyed our village! Naruko you are the Nine tailed Fox!" Mizuki shouted enjoying the agony that appeared on the girl's face.
Naruko crumbled to the ground horrified from learning the truth about who she really is. "I'm the nine tailed fox? It can't be true. It can't!" she cried feeling the tears run down her face as she cursed and pounded her fists against the ground.
"Everyone hates you Naruko! No one will ever accept a demon like you. No one can ever love a monster like you!"
*Splash*
Naruko looked up gasping in horror seeing Shikamaru standing over her wheezing for breath with the oversize Shuriken sticking out of his back. ""S...Sh...Shika...SHIKAMARU!"
Shikamaru trembled over her giving her a weak smile as blood dribbled from his lips. "Blue-eyes h..he's wr..wrong because I...I...l..Lo..Lov..." He started to say before losing consciousness.
* End of Flashback *
"I was so close to telling her if only I could have stayed awake for a few more seconds. Ah troublesome confession! Why do they have to be so hard to make?!" Shikamaru growled staring up into the clouds from his back porch.
"You know you shouldn't growl to yourself like that. People might think you're a rabid pineapple on the loose" Naruko teased leaning over him.
"And people might mistake you for a possessed China doll dressed like that" he countered watching her grin turn to a pout.
"See I knew I looked like a China doll. Stupid grandpa" she hissed taking her hair down shaking it around to make it look wild and free.
Shikamaru noticed that her hair has grown a lot over the years. Instead of it stopping mid back like before it came down passed her thighs. "Wow Blue-Eyes never noticed how long your hair's gotten" he said twirling a strand of it.
Naruko glanced at him giving out a small giggle. "Probably because you always see my hair up in pigtails instead of down like this" she say taking a seat beside him. "How are you feeling today?"
"Fine. Your healing abilities and ointment made sure of that with the added bonus of lazing around for the pass few days" he said.
Naruko smiled. "I'm glad to hear that. So their should be no excuse for you not to show up tomorrow. Can you believe it Shika, starting tomorrow we're going to be officially ninjas. Maybe we'll be in the same squad!" she squealed nearly bursting from the excitement at the thought of being on the same team as Shikamaru.
Shikamaru only hummed in response as he continued to twirl her hair finding it to be a good distraction for him. "So I'm guessing you went to have your picture taken for your ninja license and your grandpa made you dress up for it" he said holding back his own excitement at the thought of being on her team.
"Yep, but he's going to be mad at me because I didn't pose properly. It's his fault for making me wear this stupid outfit. I'm supposed to be a ninja which means I need to look tough not fancy like a princess" she huffed laying down beside him.
"Maybe it was his way of punishing you for stealing the scared scroll?" he suggested feeling her tense up beside him which made him feel like a jackass for saying that. "Sorry Blue-eyes I didn't mean it like that."
"No it's okay. I was the one stupid enough to believe Mizuki and look what happened. I betrayed grandpa and almost got you and Iruka-sensei killed and I found out what I really am" she said sadly gazing up into the sky sadly.
Shikamaru sighed as he sat up wincing at the flare of pain that accompanied his action. Naruko noticed the wince and sat up with him with concern written all over her face. "Blue-eyes it wasn't your fault. Mizuki sabotaged you and he's the one who set everything in motion, so don't blame yourself for me getting hurt because I don't. Also don't go thinking troublesome thoughts like you really are that monster because your not. Your Naruko Uzumaki my best friend not the Kyuubi's host and if I had to do that whole troublesome event over again I wouldn't change anything about it except for the times he hurt you" he said cupping her face so he could look directly into her eyes to show how serious and sincere he was.
Naruko held his stare feeling her heart beating out of control seeing how sincere he was. "It's always like this with Shika. Whenever I'm sad or doubting myself he's always the one by my side making me feel better, always there to make me smile, and he's always there to protect me" she thought feeling like she was being pulled closer to him.
Shikamaru felt himself drowning in her deep blue gaze leaning closer to her. "This time nothing is going to stop me. I'm telling her how I feel." "Blue-eyes I have to tell you something" he whispered resting his forehead against hers.
Naruko kept her eyes locked with his. "What is it?" she asked softly.
"Blue-eyes I tried to say this that night, but I passed out before I could finished, so what I'm trying to say is that I lov-"
"Young lady you are in so much trouble! Report to your grandfather's office right now!" Kakashi demanded appearing beside the duo which scared the crap out of them while also breaking their trance like state.
Naruko jumped away from Shikamaru clutching at her fast beating heart as she glared at her older brother. "Nii-Chan don't do that! I almost went into cardiac arrest ya jerk!"
"Well, maybe that'll teach you a lesson about consequences. Now come along your grandfather is very upset with you" he scolded.
Naruko pouted, but nodded her head in submission knowing this was going to happen once he saw her picture. "I'm coming. Bye Shika see you later" she said disheartened really wanting to know what he was going to tell her.
Shikamaru sighed in defeat knowing his second chance was blown again. "Yea see ya later Blue-eyes. Hopefully your grandpa won't be too hard on you" he said giving her a small smile.
Naruko returned it before following her brother out of the Nara compound.
Shikamaru sat there for a while longer waiting to make sure the duo was gone and out of ear shot before he started cursing to the heavens for ruining his moment. "Ah I was so close! Why is it so hard to say three little words?!" he screamed falling back down on the porch glaring up at the clouds. "Will I ever be able to tell Naruko that I love her?"
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Naruko followed her brother into her grandfather's office to see him and Iruka-sensei frowning at her. This made her feel worse so she stared down at her feet waiting to be scolded.
Hiruzen sighed as he looked at his granddaughter wondering what he was going to do with her. "Iruka, Dog, can you leave us alone. I wished to speak with my granddaughter in private."
"Yes, sir" the duo answered each taking their leave leaving behind grandfather and granddaughter.
Hiruzen saw Naruko was avoiding his gaze and called for her attention. She looked up at him through her bangs shyly knowing she was in trouble. "Naruko care to explain to me why you took your license photo like this?" he asked showing her the picture.
"I didn't agree with my outfit choice. I'm a ninja not a princess" she tells him.
"Naruko yes you are a ninja now, but that's no excuse for you to act the way you did. A ninja does not pout when things don't go their way and they certainly don't make rude gestures" he scolded. "I arranged for your make up photo to be taken tomorrow at 6 o'clock. You will be there on time and retake the photo like you are supposed to."
Naruko frowned at the time, but didn't voice her complaint knowing she was in enough trouble as it was. "Do I get to pick the outfit I want to wear?"
"No. You will wear another kimono with your hair and makeup done nicely like it was today. I know you think I'm being unfair, but this is to teach you that things are different now and you won't be able to get your way when you don't like something" he tells her.
Naruko frowned deepened hating this situation even more until she remembered something she discovered about her grandpa that made her grin darkly. "Grandpa~ Are you sure there's nothing I can do to change your mind?" she asked innocently as she performed some quick hand signs.
"Naruko, what are you doi-" he started to ask only to be cut off as his room filled with smoke.
"Nothing~ Just wanted to see if you change your mind about my outfit for tomorrow" giggled an order woman's voice as the smoke cleared to show Naruko in her sexy jutsu transformation.
Hiruzen gaped in shock at her transformation shielding his eyes as a dribble of blood came from his nose. "NARUKO UNDO THAT TRANSFORMATION IMMEDIATELY!" he screamed angrily.
Naruko undid the transformation and sat in her chair pouting. "Darn it. I thought that was going to work" she whined.
Hiruzen was shaking from his outburst and the stunt Naruko had just pulled on him while pressing a handkerchief to his bloody nose. "She's trying to kill me. Between her antics and his surprise attacks they might actually kill me" he thought regaining his composure only for it to shatter again as a brown haired boy charged into the room.
"AAAAAHHHH TODAY'S THE DAY I BEAT YOU OLD MAN! I KONOHAMARU WILL BECOME THE FIFTH HOKAGE!" the boy declared running towards Hiruzen before tripping over his own scarf and face planting into the floor.
The room was quiet as Naruko stared blankly at the boy. "Is this kid serious?"
Hiruzen just shook his head expecting this kind of stunt to happen again. "Konohamaru not again that's the twentieth attack today" he sighed rubbing his temple.
Just then a man wearing round sunglasses ran in behind the kid known as Konohamaru. "Ah Honorable grandson!" he shirked seeing him lying on the ground.
"Ouch. Ah What the heck did someone lay a trap for me!" he demanded rubbing his head taking noticed to Naruko sitting across from him as did the glasses man.
"Ah it's the Kyuubi's host the person I detest the most. Wonder what a drop out like her is doing here?" he wondered.
Konohamaru picked himself up and stomped over to Naruko. "It was you wasn't it! You made me trip and ruin my shot at defeating the old man!" he accused.
Naruko got pissed being accused for this punk's clumsiness. "YOU TRIPPED OVER YOUR OWN SCRAF!" she screamed lifting the kid off the ground.
"Ah! How dare you. Put him down now! He is the grandson of our Lord Hokage and your future Hokage!" yelled the glasses man.
Naruko paused momentarily to glance at the glasses man before turning back to the kid in her hands. "This kids Grandpa's grandson. He told me the kid was well behaved" she thought.
"She isn't yelling at me anymore. She's just like everyone else when they find out who my Grandpa is." "What's wrong scared now Blondie? Well you should be I'm the Hokage's grandson so you better let me go!" He demanded.
Naruko lost her patience with this kid. "LIKE I CARE ABOUT THAT BAKA!" she screamed slamming her fist into his head knocking him to the ground.
"She hit me? She actually hit me" Konohamaru thought before blacking out.
The glasses man started having a panic/freak attack while Hiruzen just sighed expecting something like that to happen.
Naruko huffed. "Spoiled brat" she hissed before stumping out the room deciding it was time for her to leave. "Hmm wonder if I have enough money to go get a bowl of ramen?"
"Oh Naruko what have you done" Hiruzen thought watching Ebisu scold Konohamaru and warn him away from Naruko who was paying him no mind as he sneaked away from him to follow after Naruko. "Oh that's not going to end well. Wonder if I have any sake left in my secret stash?"
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Naruko was walking the path to Ichiraku's when she caught a small shadow following her out the corner of her eye. She decided to ignore it and continued her trip with the shadow still following her. Slowing losing her patience she confronted the shadow. "Why the heck are you following me!" she demanded looking ticked off.
Konohamaru smiled at her. "I like you. Want to be my wife?" he asked.
"Hell no! Are you nuts?!" she screamed shocked he would say that.
"Aww why not? I'm cute and I'm the Third's grandson you have to like me" he whined.
"Ah no I don't and I'm older than you so it would never have worked out between us" she reasoned walking away from him. "Weird kid."
Konohamaru still followed after her. "I still like you so I'm not going to leave you alone until you agree to be my wife" he declared grabbing her hand smiling confidently.
Naruko jerked away from him and try to shake his hand away, but found him stuck to her like glue. "Ah you creep let go!" she shouted whacking the kid on the head getting the people on the streets attention.
"Did you see that. The demon just hit the honorable grandson!"
"How dare you strike the Hokage's grandson you monster!"
These were some of the shouts Naruko received from the bystanders as they gathered around them. Finding it was a bad idea to stick around she grabbed the kid and made a run for it.
After running for a good fifteen minutes Naruko found the distance between her and the villagers acceptable since she had ran them into the woods nearby. "Geeze that was close."
Konohamaru looked down at his feet guiltily. "I'm Sorry. The villagers treated you badly because I'm the Hokage's grandson. They always treat me differently because of that" he said sadly.
Naruko looked over to see how miserable he looked and felt bad for the kid. "Listen kid I'm used to that kind of thing from the villagers, so don't worry about it" she tells him ruffling his hair. "Cheer up. I hate seeing kids sad."
Konohamaru blushed and shook her hand away. "Cut that out. I'm not a kid I'm a man!" he shouted.
Naruko perked up at this. "You are? I don't see a man I see a brat" she teased.
"I am not! I'm the man who's going to be the fifth Hokage!" he declared.
Naruko dropped her teasing face and gave him her serious one. "Baka. Just shouting out your going to be Hokage doesn't mean you're going to become one. A kid like you doesn't have a chance of earning it" she said as flashes of being shunned by the villagers appeared in her mind making her face turn from serious to sinister. "Besides if you want to be Hokage you're going to have to beat me first."
Konohamaru was taken back from her gaze and felt the power coming from her. Swallowing the lump in his throat he gathered his courage to address her again. "I want you to be my sensei!"
Naruko looked at him like he was crazy though she was a bit flattered by his request. "What don't you already have a sensei? You know the creep with the glasses."
"No I hate the glasses man. I want to become your disciple and learn that temptation jutsu. Please Boss!" he begged.
Naruko weighed the pros and cons of this decision in her head and decided it would be fun to give it a try. "Alright kid you have a deal. I'll teach you my jutsu, but be prepared I'm not going to take it easy on you."
Konohamaru's eyes lit up in excitement. "Alright my future wife is going to train me!" he cheered.
"I'm not your future wife!" she yelled before getting cut off by her stomach growling. "Hehe looks like training is postponed until after I get something to eat."
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Shikamaru was sitting at Ichiraku's staring into in his ramen trying to think of a way to confess to- Naruko without being interrupted. "Maybe us getting interrupted is a sign telling me it's not the right time" he thought gloomily before perking up hearing Naruko's voice come through the shop.
Naruko followed by Konohamaru stepped into Ichiraku's giving the owners a warm hello and smile. "Hey Jii-San can I have a large bowl of your beef pork ramen?" Naruko asked taking her usual seat at the counter.
"One bowl of beef pork coming up. And what can I get for you Honorable grandson?" Teuchi asked starting his favorite's customers order.
"I'll have the same thing as my future wife" Konohamaru said taking a seat beside Naruko grabbing her hand as he did.
Naruko twitched uncomfortably while Shikamaru was choking on water he was drinking while Teuchi and his daughter were laughing at the cute scene. Hearing the choking Naruko turned to the side to see it was coming from Shikamaru and jumped to his side to help.
"Ah Shika are you okay?" she asked patting his back to help him breath again.
"Ah I'm fine. Swallowed my water down the wrong pipe" he wheezed sucking in mouthfuls of air. "Blue-eyes who's the kid?"
Naruko was about to answer, but Konohamaru cut her off.
"I'm not a kid! I'm Konohamaru and this my new sensei, but when I'm Hokage she's going to be my wife" Konohamaru declared pulling Naruko away from Shikamaru not liking how close he was to her. "Who are you and what's your relationship to my fiance?"
Naruko blushed and twitched with anger bopping Konohamaru on his head again. "I'm not your future wife and that's not how you ask people for their name" she scolded.
Shikamaru sighed rubbing his temple. "Name's Shikamaru Nara and Blue-eyes is my best friend even if she's a troublesome girl" he stated making Naruko pout.
Again Naruko was going to comment, but was cut off by Konohamaru. "My fiance is not troublesome, she's fun" he said recovering from her attack.
Sensing another attack about to happen Teuchi stepped in. "Foods ready" he said happily placing down the two bowls of steaming hot ramen. Taking their seats the two began to eat their meal.
"Hey Konohamaru didn't you call Blue-eyes your sensei?" Shikamaru asked perplexed by that situation.
"Yep. She's going to teach me her temptation jutsu" he replied taking a big bite of his ramen.
Feeling his eye twitch Shikamaru turned to Naruko who was smiling sheepishly at him. "How does he know about that jutsu?"
Naruko swallowed her mouth full turning to him. "He kind of saw me using it against Grandpa when I tried to talk to him about my redo picture" she tells him.
Shikamaru sighed placing his head into his hands. "Blue-eyes why in the name of Kami did you use that jutsu against your grandfather?"
"Thought I could get him to change his mind, but it didn't so now I have to retake my photo in another stupid girly kimono" she whined while pouting. "Top it off i have to be up at 6 o'clock to take it."
Shikamaru gave a sympathetic look knowing she loved to sleep in like he did and the mornings and gave her a small pat on the head. "Such a drag, but if you finish quickly and do what your supposed to do this time you can rush home and catch a few more hours of sleep before we get assigned to our new squads."
"I guess so" she mumbled nuzzling into his touch liking the feeling of him patting her head.
Konohamaru glared at Shikamaru hating how close he was to his future wife. "Stupid pineapple head" he growled before tugging Naruko away from his touch to both teens surprise. "Sensei are you finished yet I wanna go practice the jutsu now" he whined.
Naruko sighed. "Yeah I'm finished. Later Shika, Oji-san" she said being tugged out of the ramen shop by her impatient student leaving behind a stunned Shikamaru who let out a troubled sigh.
"Troublesome girl. She left without paying" he muttered paying for the three bowls of ramen before slowly leaving the shop to follow after the two.
Teuchi smiled as prepared another batch of noddles for his next customers smiling a knowing smile. "Ah young love reminds me of my younger days."
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After leaving the ramen shop Naruko took Konohamaru to many different places to prepare him for the jutsu. She showed him a women's modeling magazine to show him a beautiful woman to model himself after, the woman's bath house, and pretty lady on the street. Each stop ended up being a catastrophe for them and always lead to Naruko beating a hasty retreat with angry villagers on her tail.
"Okay enough research you should be good to go now. Remember think busty and beautiful" she said giving him some last minute advice as she fought to regain her breathing.
"Right sensei!" he yelled performing the hand signs she taught him letting his chakra flow.
Naruko watched him disappear into a poof of smoke and nearly passed out from freight from his transformation. instead of a sexy lady he turned into an ugly witch. Shikamaru who has been following the duo nearly fell out of tree from the sight of the transformation.
"Did I get it?" the once boy turned ugly witch asked poofing out of the transformation.
"Hell no! I said busty and beautiful not fat and ugly. Try again!" she ordered sounding like Iruka in that moment.
"Hai Sensei!" he shouted trying the technique again improving a little, but not by much
"Blue-eyes you would make Iruka so proud right now um besides the fact that your teaching a child a lecherous jutsu" Shikamaru thought amusingly watching the duo continue their practice.
"Wrong again!"
"Hai Sensei!"
"No more curvy less fat. Again!"
"Hai sensei!"
This process continued for another hour an half showing that Konohamaru was indeed improving his skills immensely to Naruko pleasure and Shikamaru's shock and as Konohamaru was about to try again their training sensation was interrupted.
"Looks like I finally found you Young mater" came Ebisu's cold scolding voice as he stood atop a tree branch glaring icily down at Naruko. "Wretched fox demon!"
Naruko glared back at him balling her fist up in anger. "It's those eyes again. I'm so sick of seeing everyone looking at me with those cold eyes!"
"Go away you creep. I have a new sensei who's going to help me become Hokage!" Konohamaru shouted watching Ebisu approach them looking smug and confident.
"Young Master be reasonable. This girl cannot train you only I an Elite ninja can help you onto the path of becoming a true Hokage not some dead last delinquent" he sneered never taking his glare off Naruko who silently fuming with rage. "Besides a Hokage must have morality, wisdom, respect, and know about a 1000 jutsus you don't even know one."
Konohamaru gritted his teeth angrily hating the glasses man for insulting Naruko and him. Putting his hands together in a hand sign. "Transform!" he yelled surrounded by chakra turned smoke. "How's this for a jutsu?"
Ebisu had a freak attack seeing Konohamaru turn into a sexy brunette. "What kind of lecherous monstrosity have you taught him!" he screamed.
Konohamaru deactivated his transformation. "What the heck I didn't beat him" he said sourly disappointed in his skill performance.
"Of course you didn't beat me. I'm an elite and world class ninja like I would fall to a vulgar and shameless jutsu. This proves this girl is a bad influence on you young master" Ebisu raged trying to drag Konohamaru away.
"No I'm not going. I'm going to be Hokage so everyone will remember my name and I'll stop living in Grandpa's shadow so everyone can acknowledge who I am" he screamed struggling his hardest to break free from Ebisu's hold.
Naruko was thrown off by Konohamaru's confession and couldn't help the knowing smile that appeared on her face remembering her same words. "I'm going to become the greatest Hokage ever! That way everyone will stop disrespecting me and acknowledge me. Believe it!" "I understand kid" she thought fondly performing her own hand sign. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
At Naruko yell the struggling duo and onlookers turned to face her watching as the meadow they were in fill up with exact copies of herself.
"Woah when Blue-eyes learn to do that?" Shikamaru wonder awe struck by Naruko's new technique.
"Wow that's so cool!" Konohamaru yelled amazed by the technique.
Ebisu gave her a relaxed stare not finding the technique all that impressive. "How cute. Do honest believe I an Elite ninja will fall to a pathetic weakling like you" he taunted stepping into the center of the Naruko clones crouching down with his arms crossed over his chest. "Here let me show you the difference in out power."
Everyone tensed up waiting for Naruko to make her move and boy did she make a move. "Transform!" she yelled using her temptation jutsu on all her clones.
Ebisu had a major freak attack as he hugged and bombarded by the Naruko clones causing his mental barrier to break as a gazer of blood poured out of his nose sending him flying through the air where he landed hard on the ground twitching and gasping for air. Sad to say Ebisu was not the only victim of the attack seeing as Shikamaru now laid in the bushes unconscious with a trail on blood coming out his nose.
Naruko dispelled her technique standing smugly as the victor. "Take that. I call that my Harem jutsu!"
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Hiruzen sat in a concealed room staring into a crystal ball that he had been watching and saw all the events that had just taken place and was seething in anger. "Naruko you brash child how dare you combine an A class jutsu with your own invention. What a disgraceful jutsu, but she probably get me with it too" he said trying to hide his blush with his hat taking a swig of his last bottle of sake. "I should have never had kids"
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"Oh man I don't believe this! I couldn't even beat the glasses wearing creep and I wanna become Hokage so bad, but i keep failing at everything" Konohamaru cried clenching his fist in anger.
Naruko gave him a knowing look. "Look kid being Hokage isn't that easy. There no short cuts to it either. You're going have to train you butt off each and every day to prove yourself to everyone. Being Hokage means you've overcome difficult trails and gained the respect of everyone. Take me for example I've been mistreated, pushed around and ignored by everyone, but I never gave up and finally I discovered people who matter to me who acknowledge and push me to do my best, so be prepared." she tells him looking directly in the eyes.
"Be prepared for what?" he asked hanging onto her every word.
"For a lot sweat and a lot of tears because everything won't come to you your going to have to earn it while your learning to be a ninja" she says turning away from him.
Konohamaru was speechless after a while remembering the challenge she made to him. "Besides if you really want to be Hokage you have to defeat me" Konohamaru took on a serious face turning away from her. "I don't believe this getting lectured by a stupid girl. As of right now I resign as your student because from now on we're rivals" he declared facing her showing off a toothy grin.
Naruko gave him her fox like grin. "Well, it wasn't like I could be your sensei anymore anyway. Starting tomorrow I start out as a full fledged Genin, but I accept you as my rival. So someday lets do our best and meet in battle for the title of Hokage" she said turning away from him again. "I look forward to that day Konohamaru."
Konohamaru tensed up hearing his name and couldn't help, but smile widely at her retreating figure. "Hey just because your not my sensei anymore doesn't change how I feel. Someday I'm going to make you my wife!" he said cheekily.
Naruko twitched in anger turning to glare at the boy. "It's never going to happen, so get over it KID!" she screamed watching him salute her before taking off. Sighing to herself she began to massage her temple. "Oh great now I know how papa feels when he deals with me."
Smiling amusingly to herself she began her trip home only to stop when she heard groaning coming from nearby bushes. Looking inside the bushes she found Shikamaru laying in them rubbing his head. "What a drag" he muttered to himself.
"Ah Shika. Why are you laying in the bushes?" she asked surprising the dazed boy as he tried to compose himself.
"Good grief Blue-eyes are you trying to scare me to death" he accused holding his rapid beating heart.
Naruko stared at him confusingly for a few seconds before breaking out into a happy smile giggling at him. "No, but your reaction was funny."
Shikamaru rolled his eyes at her stepping out the bushes while pulling leaves and twigs out his hair. "Troublesome girl."
"I know, but I'm your troublesome girl" she stated smiling wider at him not noticing the reaction she caused.
Shikamaru was gazing at her stunned by her statement and knew this was the moment he needed. "Blue-eyes I've been trying really hard to say this,so I'm saying it now. Blue-eyes I lov-"
"Dobe there you are. Kaa-chan has been expecting you back at the house before sunset remember" Sasuke said hoping out of the nearby tree landing beside the startled blond and depressed brunette.
"Oh yea. Hehe I guess I forgot. Better hurry before she gets any madder" she laughed getting a lock of her hair yanked by Sasuke as he started dragging her away. "Ow! Bye Shika see you tomorrow! Teme let go that hurts!" she whined following after the annoyed raven.
Shikamaru stood in the road depressed and dejected seeing his third shot ruined. Giving up the least of his strength he flopped into the bushes glaring up at the clouds muttering the one thought coursing through his head.
"Stupid troublesome confessions"
Lazyfox: Woohoo I'm free! And oh god I'm so evil aren't I ^.^
Random: Poor Shika got screwed over three times
Kushina: Yea and the only one who seems to be okay with it is him -points to a Dancing Minato-
Crossover: -comes in with his suitcase packed- Looks like I have everything. Well guys it's been real -gives everyone departing hugs-
Lazyfox: Been a pleasure having ya on the show. Going to miss your tortures :'(
Random and Sasuke: Yes~ He's leaving no more pain~! -hugging and crying with tears of joy-
Crossover: Yea bet your happy, but it seems I brought you two closer together, but no worries Loves I have one last torture for you all to enjoy~ XP
Random and Sasuke: O_o
Crossover: -brings out a lazor-guided shoop-da-whoop wasp canon- Take this Magic! -fires hits Magic in the face
Magic: AHHHHH! -screams in pain as he gets stung repeatedly crashing into Sasuke making them fall into a pit of fire ants, leeches, and poison Ivy-
Random: No Sasuke! -runs to help him, but is lifted up into a net and flung into a room filled with rare rabid sasuke fangirls-
Fangirls: Hey that's the bitch always honing in on Sasuke get her!
Lazyfox: -laughing hysterically- Haha paybacks a bitch ain't it
Kushina and Minato are laughing at the chaos going on they do not see Crossover dump toxic dung on them and soon have 50 foot giant dung beetles after them
Lazyfox: O_o Oh My God! You went after Kushina!
Crossover: ^.^ Yep and I'm not finished yet -drenches Foxy and sugar water- Have fun trying to escape Sasuke and the fire ants
Lazyfox: -runs away screaming as the ants and Sasuke chase after her-
Crossover: Ah my work here is done. Hopefully everyone will survive the chaos I have brought them and you folks enjoyed me on the show. This Crossover signing off -disappears in a poof of smoke-
Lazyfox: -still running- Ah not much left to say, so until next time...
Everyone: JAA-NEE!