Lindsey loud 12
A/n: Derp. For some reason this one took me more what I taught it would, but either way leave a review. Oh there is nothing in the end card. I just really tired if finished this at exactly 12:30 A.M. of Jan 4, 2017.
In the loud house Lincoln/ Lindsey lay on her bed think of what transpired in the last two days.
*Lincoln's point of view*
Man the last two days were completely crazy, with me turn into a girl, having to go buy bras, hiding myself from my girlfriend, then her finding out, us kissing, going on a date with her like this and lastly taking a punch for her. Oh yeah the punch, man my sisters went crazy when they saw what the jerks did. I almost felt sorry for those jerks, if any of my sisters see them they probably end up in the hospital. But I have many things to worry about so yeah who cares about them.
For instance Clyde, I still haven't told him about what happened to me but that's just a lack of trying since I been busy with the crazy things going on. But I will tell him as soon as I can
*all of a sudden* the old walkie talkie- started to make some noise
"Nose bleeder to white ghost, repeat nose bleeder to white ghost" said Clyde
I decide to answer it but I tried to lower my voice, so he doesn't suspect many thing. Hey I didn't promise to tell I just said I will do it as soon as I can.
"Yeah nose bleeder I hear you", I said trying to lower my voice
"Huh White ghost is something wrong with your connection since you sound weird", ask Clyde
"Uh yeah, Lynn step on it by stepping on it and crack the mic", I said while trying to keep my voice low
"Well that sucks man", said Clyde
"Yeah man but its ok along you can understand me right" I said
"Well yeah either way man I have something to tell you" said Clyde
"Ok shoot I'm all ears", I said
"Bro I'm in love", said Clyde as he was love-struck
"Ah come on man. It's weird that you keep talking about Lori to me. Either ask her out or move on man," I said with an annoyed tone
"No man I fell in love with someone else" said Clyde
"That's awesome man, so who is the lucky lady name", I ask
"Well the thing is that I didn't know the name", said Clyde
"What?" I said Confuse form what Clyde said
"You see I saw her at the mall yesterday and I fell in love at first sight", said Clyde
"Well did you at least talk to her", I ask?
"Well you see I got nervous so I didn't", said Clyde
"So you chicken out", I said
"Yeah you can say that but man the way this girl looked way stunning", said Clyde
"Ok I have to ask what does this girl looks like", I said
"Well this just a coincidence but she had white hair", said Clyde
Omg he can't be talking about me right, I know white hair is rare but is still a possible that someone else can have white hair.
"Huh that is a coincidence", I said
"Well her hair is long and beautiful as it flows in the wind. And this is another coincidence but she was wearing a blouse that was orange-", said Clyde while I went to shock
Ok this is worrying me, since orange is not a popular a color, better yet the chance of another girl with white hair, wearing an orange blouse, and being at the mall during the same I was. Is so low that I know that he is talking about me. Should I tell him, it be awkward, since he is going gaga for a girl, but that girl is me. Maybe I should tell him later, when I'm a guy again so we can forget quickly.
"And her skin was so smooth like silk" finished Clyde talking about me.
"Well man that great man, but why are you telling me man", I said
"Well you see that as I was leaving the mall I saw her hanging out with Ronnie Anne and they look that they were good friends. So I was wondering if you can ask Ronnie Anne for a favor." Said Clyde
Oh my gosh is my best friend asking me to ask my girlfriend to put in a good word to a girl, which is me, so he can later ask her, I mean me out. No way can't he be serious, right.
"Wait a minute Clyde, you want me ask Ronnie Anne to set you up", I ask
"Well yeah man It would be cool if you can do it", said Clyde
"Hmm I don't man, you do know that I try to not get involve with Ronnie Anne's social life", I said hoping the he would take the excuse.
"Come on man, Can you please ask. I would own a big one" said Clyde
Ok I know that Clyde would not let up until I say yes
"Ok man I'll see what I can do", I said
"Awesome man, thanks for the help. So do you want to hang out later man", said Clyde
"I don't know since my sisters have gotten to protective mode since what happened yesterday", I said trying to come up with any excuse.
"What happened?" said Clyde
"Well I got hit in the face by a jerk, because I was trying to protect Ronnie Anne. And when my sisters found out they went to panic mode." I said
"Oh my gosh are you alright", said Clyde
"Yeah I am, but my sisters are right trying to take care of me. And anyone in their path will get hurt", I said
"Well can you sneak out so we can hang", said Clyde
"Why man", I ask
"Well you see that I'm going to Hawaii for three weeks with my dads", said Clyde
"Three weeks?!"
"Yeah my dads won a trip to Hawaii for three. Yesterday at the mall and we are leaving in three days"
"Three Days?!"
"Yeah and I taught that we can hang before I leave," said Clyde
Ok I know we can hang out when he comes back but three weeks that too much for not hanging out with my buddy. But I can't let him see me like this because it would be awkward.
"Ok man I'll see you at the arcade near my house", why did I say that. How will I disguise myself?
"Alright buddy I'll see you in a bit", said Clyde
Oh boy I going to have to ask help from my sisters and I wasn't Lying that they are in protective mode this going to be hard. I brace myself for what awaits me behind my door.
I open the door but only to see my sisters with medical supplies and Lynn wearing her boxing gloves. This always happens somebody hurts me but this time they won't let it go. It must be because I'm a girl right now.
"Guys I'm ok you don't have to keep doing this", I said
"Yes we do Lincoln", said Lori
"Yeah those jerks had the nerve to hit a girl", said Luna
"But they didn't hit a girl they hit me", I said knowing the statement was longer accurate.
"Well they didn't know that, plus they weren't aiming for you. They were aiming at Ronnie Anne" said Luan
"Ok you got me on that, but I would allow that to happen. And you should stop worrying about me, I'm fine", I said
"No, they hurt my big buther", said Lily
"Yeah Lily is right, and if I see them they better run", said Lynn while swinging her fist in the air
"Calm down Lynn, I think that Ronnie Anne gave them a good beating." I said
"But at least let us treat you", said Lola
"Yeah you don't want it to be infected", said Lana
"Guys Is a punch not a cut the only thing you can do for it is put ice on it", I said. "But I do need your help on something right now"
"What is it Lincoln" ask Lori
"I accidently agree to hang out with Clyde later today", I said
"I Like don't see that problem, Linky", said Leni
"Well Before he ask me to hangout he told me that he is no longer in love with Lori-"I said only to be cut off by Lori
"Yes!" said Lori, "Sorry"
"As I was saying, the reason he is no longer in love because he fell in love with another girl", I said
"I still don't see the problem," said Lucy
"Well he describe the girl, which he saw at the mall", I said
"And?" said Lucy
"Well the girl he describe was …." I said while trailing off
"Who?" said all of my sisters.
"Well it was me", I said
"What?"
"He fell in love with me. But he doesn't know that it was me because he ask me to ask Ronnie Anne to set him up", I said.
Huh why are they doing nothing or saying anything.
"Hahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahahah", all of my sisters laughing
"He fell in love with you- ha-ha", said Lynn
"I guess he really fell for you", said Luan
"Ha-ha"
"Come on guys, I really need your help right now", I said
"For what advice on dating a guy", said Luan
"No I need a way to hang out with him without noticing what happen", I said Annoyed
"Why can't you just reschedule, for another day", said Lucy
"Cause he is going to Hawaii in three days and not coming back until the end of this month", I explain
"Oh that sucks, Dude", said Luna
"So are you going to help or what", I said
"Well ok what do you want us to do and where are you going to hang out", said Leni
"I don't know. I guess we need to hide my appearance first and we going to the arcade near our house", I said
"Ok that doesn't seems a hard thing to do", said Lucy
"Wait are you serious", I said
"Yeah, all you have to wear this long coat and hat", said Lori
"Wait we doing something this clique" I said with skepticism
"Well yeah since the arcade near us, is dark with low lighting and the coat with it will give you enough cover", said Lucy
"Well that only solve one of the problems, I still need to hide my voice", I said
"Oh, yeah your voice went up an octave, when you change to a girl, bro", said Luna
"So, any ideas to fix this", I ask
"Well how about Lisa's voice modifier bow tie" said Luan
"Oh, yeah I forgot that Lisa made a device that allows the user to change their voice. I still don't know why she made it since we hardly use", I said
"Well I think that everything right", said Lucy
"Yes, but come some of guys come with me", I ask
"I don't know Lincoln but these seems like a personal Life problem and you do know that we don't like mess with your life", said Lynn
"What all you do is mess with my life", I said
"Ok, the real reason is that so that we don't blow your cover. Since its taking all we have not to not laugh", said Lynn while holding back a laugh
"Alright then I think I'm ready", I said
"Ready for a date", said Luan
"Hahahahahahha", all of my sisters laughing
*time skip*
When I arrive to the arcade I did a quick check to make sure that I had everything ready. Good thing Lola and Leni help me with my hair, they help me tie it so it would fit in the hat. I need to stay in the dark since my face didn't change too much but it change enough that if Clyde stares me for a bit I will expose quickly. The last thing I need is for my best friend starts hitting on me.
As soon as I finished the thought, Clyde came to the arcade. Ok why am I nervous, is it that I know my friend has feelings for me. No, he has feeling for a girl that he saw yesterday. He doesn't even know that that the girl was me.
"Hey man, what's up" I said
"Oh, hey…. What 's with the get up" ask Clyde
"Um the was get up was my sisters' idea", I said nervously
"Why is that", ask Clyde
"Do you remember what I told you earlier today", I said
"You mean about the punch", said Clyde
"Yes", I said
"Alright then?" said Clyde
"Well my sisters wouldn't let me go outside unless I wore on of two things", I said Coming up with any lie.
"Which are?' ask Clyde
"On was wear a full football gear or this" I said
"That doesn't make any sense, and why don't you take it off since they aren't here", said Clyde
"Because they are watching", I said trying to convince him
"Come on aren't you acting crazy", said Clyde
"You don't know what they are capable of", I said.
"Ok whatever, what to head in now", said Clyde
"Cool"
We went in the arcade, but all I could think of was that the he already figure it out.
"So what game you want to play, man", said Clyde
"What about that one", I said as I pointed to a two player shooter. My plan is to play games that will keep focus on a different screen. So I don't have worry him turn his head and figure out what happen to me.
As the day we went on I tried to keep him on games that didn't required us to either stare the same screen. But no matter how good a plan there will always have a fault in them.
"Hey Lincoln do you want to play the new M.K. machine", ask Clyde
Ok this is bad the M.K machine was in the brightest part of the building and it's required us to be close in order for both of use to play it. Quick I need an excuse
"Ah, I don't Clyde, don't you want to play D.D.R", Why did I say that D.D.R is probably a worse option. Since I would probably lose my hat and he will automatically figure it out.
"What, you know I can't dance, and I get winded so easily. Come on let's go play M.K., I learn I move that I got to show you", said Clyde
There is no use on fighting him on this and I can't figure a good excuse, so I have no choice but to hope for the best.
"Ok man", I said in Lori voice.
What happen why I just sound liked Lori, Is the voice modifier failing.
*Meanwhile in the Loud House*
"Oh hey fellow sibling, I would ask where is the location of Lincoln", said Lisa
"Lincoln he went to the arcade with Clyde", said Lynn
"Did he tell Clyde of what happen to him", Said Lisa
"Actually no," said Lynn
"I don't comprehend, If he didn't tell Lincoln then how is he hanging out with him", said Lisa
"Well he decide to o in a disguise so he can hang out with him so he won't figure out, what happen to him", said Lynn
"But a disguise won't him his alter voice", said Lisa
"Ah don't worry he is using your old bow tie voice modifier", said Lynn
"Ok then I should be leaving", said Lisa as she walk off. Only to run back to say, "What?!"
"Yeah It work great Lisa", said Lynn
"Oh no, no, no, no, this is bad", said Lisa
"What's wrong Lisa", ask Lynn
"That Invention had a major engineering mishap that would never fly in a the common market", said Lisa
"Lisa! First off all calm down and second speak in English", said Lynn as she hold Lisa in place
"Thank-sh, Ok there is a problem with the invention, that might be a problem", said Lisa
"What Problem", ask Lynn
"Well you see the invention works fine but with constant use the voice will shift to save files on it." Said Lisa
"And what are the save files on the stupid bow tie", said Lynn
"They are our voice, minus Lily", said Lisa
"What?!" said Lynn,
"But don't worry as long he doesn't use it for more than 2 hours he would be fine", said Lisa. "So how long has he been out?"
"3 Hours", said Lynn with annoyed faced
"Dang it, well he is doom"', said Lisa
*Back to the arcade*
"Uh Lincoln I did you just sound Like Lori", said Clyde
"No", I said but with Lucy's voice.
"Ah Lincoln what's going on", ask Clyde
"Nothing is going on", I said but with Leni's voice
"This is getting weird Lincoln", said Clyde
"I think you are imaging things Clyde" I said in Luna's voice
Ok I'm dead.
"Come on bud tell me was going on", said Clyde
"Nothing is going on", said in Lola
"Ok If you aren't going to tell me I guess I should be leaving", said Clyde
"Wait man", I said In Luan voice
"Why", said Clyde
"Huh, alright I'll tell you in", I said in Lisa voice
"Ok I'm Listening", said Clyde
"Can we talk in the back of the building", I said in my voice
*mini time skip*
"Ok man Please don't faint", I said in my new voice
"Ok that's new voice", said Clyde
"Well is my new one since the accident", I said as I remove the hat and the bowtie
Only to see Clyde bottom jaw to fall down.
"Surprise", I said.
All of sudden Clyde fell to the floor.
*mini time skip*
After three time of Clyde fainting he finally got himself together enough to talk to me. I told him everything what happen in the last two days.
"Ok let me, see if I understand you. In you got yourself turn into a girl, went shopping, Ronnie Anne kiss you, went on a date with Ronnie Anne, then you were hit on by two guys and blocked a punch for Ronnie Anne", Said Clyde
"Yeah, you're right", I said
"Insanity, how do you get yourself in these scenarios, and why didn't you tell me", said Clyde
"I was but then you told that you fell in love with me, so I taught that I could hide it until Lisa fixed it", I said
"Man this sucks", said Clyde
"I know man-", I said
"Now I have to take down the love shrine", said Clyde
"Bro that's so weird", I said
"I know, I can't believe that I ask you to ask Ronnie Anne to ask you to go on a date with me", said Clyde while Laughing at the end
I couldn't contain myself and I laugh myself.