In the Smash Mansion was Lady Palutena farting and Lana burping in the girl's lounge as both were enjoying their gassy emissions, with Ganondorf walking past the room they were in, sighing as he shook his head.
"Those two butt heads like to be gassy." Ganondorf muttered to himself as he noticed Dark Pit going in the other direction, noticing the black winged angel was blushing as he saw a bulge in his black shorts. "Eh? The hell is wrong with you?"
"S-shut up! It's... nothing..." Dark Pit growled as his blush got redder, his pants getting tired as he heard a brassy fart emitting from the room, of which was immediately followed by Palutena giggling. He then pushed Ganondorf to the side, rushing down the hallway as fast as possible.
Ganondorf rubbed his chin with his left hand as he was quite shocked. "That pallet swap gets a hard on from the gassy green giant...?" He then smirked as he knocked on the door to the girl's lounge with his right hand, whistling.
Palutena opened the door, gasping to see Ganondorf. "Ganny, what are you doing here?" She tilted her head to the right in confusion.
"Just wanted to let you know that the angel boy's twin gets wet from your stupid flatulence." Ganondorf chuckled as he left the area, going down to his donut shop. "I wonder where Jigglypuff is... I can't make the donuts by myself..."
Palutena blinked as Lana approached her, sipping some grape soda.
"Paly, what's up, girl?" Lana asked as she burped loudly, her burping getting stronger as it shook the room, continuing to sip her grape soda.
Palutena smirked as she began rubbing her big butt with both of her hands, letting out a wet fart as she faced Lana. "My burping lass, we are gonna kidnap Dark Pit... and give him a little surprise..."
"Does it involve you wearing tight jeans and farting?" Lana asked as she held her hands together, squealing afterwards as Palutena nodded her head in response.
Toadette, Ness, and the male red shirt Villager were out in the mall together, all of them merrily skipping as Yoshi watched them, chuckling as he touched his fingertips together.
"Yes, just skip, you cute toots... your day of reckoning will come..." Yoshi whispered as he chuckled. "You know, IN THE BATHROOM!"
The three members of the Cute Toot House turned around to see Yoshi hiding in the plants, turning to each other and shrugging.
"Hey, do you guys wanna go hang out at a McDonald's?" Toadette remarked as she began rubbing her stomach, which started rumbling. "Cause I'm getting hungry."
Ness felt his stomach grumble as well, nodding his head as he blushed, placing both of his hands on his stomach. "Ehehehe... yeah, I think that sounds good. Hopefully we don't encounter those Hot Topic Krew jerks."
Villager nodded in agreement, however he spotted Cia and Mewtwo fighting each other near the GameStop, laughing as he pointed at them.
"Villager, no!" Toadette and Ness stated as they grabbed the rd shirt boy by the arms and pulled him away, with them noticing Wolf cosplaying as Cia on their way to the McDonald's, not making any eye contact in order to avoid any contact.
Princess Zelda, Silver, Pit, and Jigglypuff were all taking a trip to Isle Delfino, with them being at Delfino Plaza as they were enjoying their walk. Suddenly, Zelda felt the phone ring, answering it.
"What's up, Zel?" Silver asked as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head.
"It's Palutena." Zelda stated as she waved her right hand frantically, fanning away the awful smell emitting from the phone, as Palutena farted into it on the other side. "What's up, GGG? Huh, Dark Pit has a fart fetish?"
Pit's eyes widened in disbelief, blushing madly as he had learned a new secret about Dark Pit. Silver and Jigglypuff eyed each other suspiciously as Zelda nodded, turning to the other two.
"Guys, looks like we found a weakness in Dark Pit." Zelda remarked with a smirk as she snapped her fingers. "We just have to ambush him."
Jigglypuff got a smile on her face as she pulled out her microphone. "Oh, luring Dark Pit will be easy."
"How?" Zelda, Silver, and Pit all asked the pink puffball Pokemon at the same time.
"We just snatch Lucas and Lucina." Jigglypuff remarked with a twirl, winking. "And lay down some floor ice cream."
"Oh... why did you have to remind me of food?" Pit groaned as he felt a rumble in his stomach, whimpering as the other three members just shook their heads.
Lucario and Shadow were both talking with each other in secret, as despite being part of two separate gangs, the two were good friends with each other. They were hiding inside one of the twelve old wooden cabins surrounding the Smash Mansion that belonged to the original 12 Smashers.
"So, we can agree. I won't tell you my team's plans, and you won't tell me your team's plans. We just agree to not say anything." Lucario stated as he was holding some cards.
Shadow nodded his head in agreement as he adjusted a fishing hat he stole from some old guy. "Agreed. We may be on different sides, but we can still stay friends." He shook hands with Lucario.
Mario, Sonic, and Claus were eating at the Wendy's in Sonic Adventure's Station Square as Sonic got a text from Silver.
"Whoa! Dark Pit has a fart fetish!" Sonic laughed as he placed his right hand on his head. "First Marth, now the edgy angel! You learn something new every day!"
Mario squinted his eyes as he turned to the blue hedgehog, with Claus stopping his eating as they were all having burgers and fries with chicken nuggets.
"What about Marth-a having a fart-a fetish-a?" Mario remarked as he moved his hands around.
"I'll tell you that later. Right now, we gotta track down Dark Pit and humiliate him." Sonic said as he wagged his right index finger. "Oh boy, we're actually going to get the Hot Topic Krew for good..."
"Well luckily they don't know our weaknesses." Mario remarked as he adjusted his red cap. "If they found out-a that I don't like-a Luigi's italian bread, then I'll just-a faint-a!"
Mario murmured as he gobbled on some chicken nuggets, with Sonic and Claus looking at each other and shrugging.