Lady Palutena farted in her tight green jeans as she faced a tied up Dark Pit, smirking as she wiggled her flatulent big butt, releasing more brassy, tuba like poots. "You like my farting, don't you Pittoo?"
Dark Pit was unable to say anything, as he had a white cloth stuffed into his mouth, as well as his hands roped together, the dark angel feeling a tight bulge in his black shorts as she tried to free himself, but could only hop in the wooden chair. From the looks of it, it appeared that Dark Pit was on the verge of crying as he was blushing madly, which caused Palutena to laugh above her thunderous farting. Both of the Kid Icarus characters were in a closed closet within an abandoned store at the mall.
"Oh Pittoo... more like Peeyewtoo at this point!" Palutena laughed as she waved the air frantically with her left hand upon smelling her bad gas. "If only you were a literal self insertion for Masahiro Sakurai. You should know that my sudden farts are gross AND dangerous."
Suddenly without warning, Lucas bashed the door down with his wooden stick, having tracked down Dark Pit with a electronic device he attached to his right hand. He noticed Palutena in the tight jeans, then glanced at Dark Pit. Palutena farted again, with the blonde PSI boy noticing the green goddess' butt vibrating from the trombone like toot.
"...Oh my." Lucas stated with George Takei's voice as he felt his own shorts getting tight, glancing to Dark Pit. "My love... is this where you have been this whole time? Has this green gassy giant been torturing you with her... arousing farts?"
Dark Pit began crying as he nodded his head, with Palutena smirking as she decided to take advantage of this scenario.
"Well, since you bothered to come all the way here for Peeyewtoo, why don't you stay and enjoy the joy... after all, there's nothing better to go with a Hot Topic crew that a cute toot!" Palutena stated as she grabbed Lucas and stuffed him into her gassy big butt, farting out the most brassy poots she ever tooted as she laughed. "This is the best Festivus ever!"
Lucas screamed in pain as Dark Pit watched in horror, but the worst of it was that he was aroused by this nightmarish scene at the same time. Lucas might have known his secret, but at least Dark Pit felt some comfort in that Lucas got turned on by Palutena farting as well. But if the rest of the Hot Topic Krew found out... and speaking of which...
Sonic watched as Chrom and Amy Rose were both holding hands with each other, making the blue hedgehog feel relieved as he turned to Mario, with all of them being at Monk's Cafe, which was actually the diner Tom's Restaurant in New York City at 2880 Broadway in the Morningside Heights neighborhood of Manhattan, with it being most famous for being the restaurant featured in Seinfeld. Most particularly, they were all sitting in the booths that were near the entrance.
"I'm so glad that Amy finally found someone else to bug." Sonic stated as he took a munch of his chilli dog.
Mario was munching on his hamburger as he gave the blue hedgehog an odd glance. "Aren't you-a concerned-a that he pretty much took your girlfriend-a?"
Sonic laughed as he took a sip of his Pepsi. "Mario, buddy, the only girlfriend I have is adventure! I can wait until I'm older to find 'actual' girlfriends." He burped as he then went back to munching on his chilli dog.
"Did I mention that I can do... chrome things?" Chrom state as he pulled out a laptop and randomly pressed several buttons on the keyboard, summoning Google Chrome.
Amy squealed as she clapped her hands together, being impressed. "Ooh, that is such a good skill, Chrom! Can you show me more?"
"Oh brother." Mario chuckled as he munched on his hamburger, getting a text from Palutena. "Huh? Pal says she has Dork Shit and George Lucas with her."
"...is that their code names she assigned to them?" Sonic asked, with Mario nodding his head in response. He just chuckled as he shrugged. "What's she doing, farting on them?"
Receiving another text, Mario's eyes widened as he glanced back up at Sonic. "Holy shit-a, you were right on the money, Sonic!"
Sonic began laughing his head off as he then choked on his chilli dog. Everyone gasped as Chrom helped Sonic up and performed a Heimlich maneuver, helping to get the chilli dog out of Sonic's lungs. Sonic sighed of relief as he glanced up at Chrom, who smiled and gave the blue hedgehog a pat on the back.
"I know you like going fast, but try to eat slow next time," Chrom stated as he went back to Amy, with everyone else in the restaurant applauding him.
Sonic squinted his eyes as he sat back in the booth, with Mario simply chuckling as Sonic sighed, placing his right hand on his face as he felt humiliated.
Lana burped loudly while Toadette's stomach growled, with the two girls meeting up with Jigglypuff and Lucario at the Crisis City from Sonic 06, Lucario having a map.
"Good to see you two made it." Lucario stated as he glanced oddly at the two girls, noticing Lana's burping and Toadette's stomach growling. "Are you two... okay?"
"I haven't had anything to eat in three days..." Toadette whimpered as she sounded and looked like she was going to faint at any second.
"I managed to find a great substitute for grape soda in soda pop!" Lana exclaimed in a bubbly fashion as she burped several more times.
Jigglypuff rolled her eyes as she faced the two girls. "At least Lana's burps don't smell like a skunk like Palutena's farts do..."
"...Anyway, the reason I gathered you all here, is to tell you about Yoshi." Lucario stated as he motioned his hands closer, causing all three members to gather in closely. "The reason Yoshi seems to be off is because..."
"RUN! IBLIS IS UNLEASHED AGAIN!" Silver exclaimed as he hovered past the other four members of the Cute Toot House, with a giant, red colored humanoid made entirely of flames emerging from the ground, bearing four arms as it screamed, bellowing out several fiery boulders at all of them.
"Damn it!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she began running, with the others all dashing behind her as they deliberately avoided the boulders, as well as the red and yellow flames that began popping all around the concrete. "I told you that Crisis City was a bad location to discuss secret plans!"
Lucina and Luigi were both beating up the Unoriginal Plagarized Cloned Derivative Knockoff Imitation Echo Peach, who was cornered into the back of the Gamestop as she cried out in pain, with no one coming to help her out. She was injured very badly, to the point of where she had blood on her blue dress.
"Luigi, is this right?" Lucina asked as she slashed against Unoriginal Plagarized Cloned Derivative Knockoff Imitation Echo Peach with her sword. "I know we're supposed to be edgy, but isn't Unoriginal Plagarized Cloned Derivative Knockoff Imitation Echo Peach innocent?"
"N-no! N-nobody likes her!" Luigi remarked in a shaky tone as he felt slightly bad for injuring her. "...Even though... I..."
Awkward silence as Lucina and the deeply breathing, absolutely frightened Unoriginal Plagarized Cloned Derivative Knockoff Imitation Echo Peach exchanged glances with each other, shocked at what Luigi was saying. Meta Knight came stumbling into the store, spotting the near dead Unoriginal Plagarized Cloned Derivative Knockoff Imitation Echo Peach as his eyes widened in shock.
"What did you to do my son!?" Meta Knight exclaimed as he clenched his fists.
"Shit... we better go, before he challenges us to a brawl!" Luigi remarked as he felt his legs trembling, dashing away.
"W-wait!" Lucina called out as she followed Luigi, glancing back at Meta Knight, who glared right back at them. "Why are you afraid of Meta Knight? Isn't he nerfed?"
"That's just what the competitive scene wants you to think!" Luigi stated as he pushed Pikachu out of the way, who was simply dashing around the mall. Luigi then jumped on top of Kirby, killing the pink mushroom in the process. "When Meta Knight gets nasty, he gets really nasty!"
"That... doesn't sound good!" Lucina remarked as she turned around, screaming in pure terror as her entire face turned white, with Meta Knight giving the two full chase as he was quite enraged.
"You murdered my only uncle! Now you're going to starve!" Meta Knight growled, confirming that Unoriginal Plagarized Cloned Derivative Knockoff Imitation Echo Peach was dead as his normally yellow eyes were now red with rage, preparing to kill both Luigi and Lucina in the process as he was going as fast as Sonic.
Luigi and Lucina quickly jumped into the Green Fire kart that Luigi used in Mario Kart Double Dash, using it to speed away as Meta Knight snapped his fingers and summoned the entire Halberd, gliding onto it as he went into the control room and steered the giant battleship after Luigi and Lucina, firing various missiles, bombs, and lasers at the two, destroying much of the city in the process.